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so I walk into a cafeteria and order some food, while waiting for food I sit down at one of the tables and start playing chess by myself (magnus advice) probably looking like bitch with no friends but I lwk don’t give a fuck

Anyway the girl was sitting in the distance constantly looking at me, but since I didn’t wear my gay looking glasses I couldn’t see what facial expression she was making, she was doing her homework she was an ABG, she started texting someone and was on a phone call or something smiling and shit,

then after she started packing her shit she came up to me smiling and said something,

my autistic ass didn’t hear a word since I was listening to Brazilian phonk or some shit 😭🙏 I got my headphones off and said “what?”

She was very lost she said “I liked your …”

I didn’t hear shit again, I was confused it seemed like she said hair, I was like “you like my hair?”

She said “yeah, I also saw you from a distance your outfit looked cool”

I was like damn no fucking way this whole time I thought I’m a stone cold incel nd retard who listens to phonk and plays chess by himself and shit who gets square root of -1 play,

then I asked if she wants to play chess with me she said she has class or something, and that she doesn’t know how to play chess, and asked that maybe I can teach her sometime,

I was like “sure, do you have Instagram?”
She showed me her Instagram, I typed that shit couldn’t find it, some random black dude came up to us and asked “do you want to play chess” I said “sure” then he said “nahh fr and walked away” genuinely idk what that was about.

I said I can’t find that shit, she then typed my Inst and followed me then walked away said bye byes. Then I set in front of the board thinking wtf just happened.

Anyway this evening I text this bitch she replies we have a very small chitchat now she just ghosts me for 4 hours.

Snap back to reality I guess, fml 😭💔

As always,
All in his head
Dnrd
Tales from Mumbai
 
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so I walk into a cafeteria and order some food, while waiting for food I sit down at one of the tables and start playing chess by myself (magnus advice) probably looking like bitch with no friends but I lwk don’t give a fuck

Anyway the girl was sitting in the distance constantly looking at me, but since I didn’t wear my gay looking glasses I couldn’t see what facial expression she was making, she was doing her homework she was an ABG, she started texting someone and was on a phone call or something smiling and shit,

then after she started packing her shit she came up to me smiling and said something,

my autistic ass didn’t hear a word since I was listening to Brazilian phonk or some shit 😭🙏 I got my headphones off and said “what?”

She was very lost she said “I liked your …”

I didn’t hear shit again, I was confused it seemed like she said hair, I was like “you like my hair?”

She said “yeah, I also saw you from a distance your outfit looked cool”

I was like damn no fucking way this whole time I thought I’m a stone cold incel nd retard who listens to phonk and plays chess by himself and shit who gets square root of -1 play,

then I asked if she wants to play chess with me she said she has class or something, and that she doesn’t know how to play chess, and asked that maybe I can teach her sometime,

I was like “sure, do you have Instagram?”
She showed me her Instagram, I typed that shit couldn’t find it, some random black dude came up to us and asked “do you want to play chess” I said “sure” then he said “nahh fr and walked away” genuinely idk what that was about.

I said I can’t find that shit, she then typed my Inst and followed me then walked away said bye byes. Then I set in front of the board thinking wtf just happened.

Anyway this evening I text this bitch she replies we have a very small chitchat now she just ghosts me for 4 hours.

Snap back to reality I guess, fml 😭💔

As always,
All in his head
Dnrd
Tales from Mumbai
Nigga Brazilian phonk 😭
 
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my autistic ass didn’t hear a word since I was listening to Brazilian phonk or some shit 😭🙏 I got my headphones off and said “what?”
i was about to read the thread then i saw ts
 
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Hello my name is Elias de Poot
 
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so I walk into a cafeteria and order some food, while waiting for food I sit down at one of the tables and start playing chess by myself (magnus advice) probably looking like bitch with no friends but I lwk don’t give a fuck

Anyway the girl was sitting in the distance constantly looking at me, but since I didn’t wear my gay looking glasses I couldn’t see what facial expression she was making, she was doing her homework she was an ABG, she started texting someone and was on a phone call or something smiling and shit,

then after she started packing her shit she came up to me smiling and said something,

my autistic ass didn’t hear a word since I was listening to Brazilian phonk or some shit 😭🙏 I got my headphones off and said “what?”

She was very lost she said “I liked your …”

I didn’t hear shit again, I was confused it seemed like she said hair, I was like “you like my hair?”

She said “yeah, I also saw you from a distance your outfit looked cool”

I was like damn no fucking way this whole time I thought I’m a stone cold incel nd retard who listens to phonk and plays chess by himself and shit who gets square root of -1 play,

then I asked if she wants to play chess with me she said she has class or something, and that she doesn’t know how to play chess, and asked that maybe I can teach her sometime,

I was like “sure, do you have Instagram?”
She showed me her Instagram, I typed that shit couldn’t find it, some random black dude came up to us and asked “do you want to play chess” I said “sure” then he said “nahh fr and walked away” genuinely idk what that was about.

I said I can’t find that shit, she then typed my Inst and followed me then walked away said bye byes. Then I set in front of the board thinking wtf just happened.

Anyway this evening I text this bitch she replies we have a very small chitchat now she just ghosts me for 4 hours.

Snap back to reality I guess, fml 😭💔

As always,
All in his head
Dnrd
Tales from Mumbai
phonk my nigga💔
 
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I thought I’m a stone cold incel nd retard who listens to phonk and plays chess by himself and shit who gets square root of -1 play,

Nigga what did I just read

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She still ghosts me, I’m so confused, could this be due to phonk?
 
so I walk into a cafeteria and order some food, while waiting for food I sit down at one of the tables and start playing chess by myself (magnus advice) probably looking like bitch with no friends but I lwk don’t give a fuck

Anyway the girl was sitting in the distance constantly looking at me, but since I didn’t wear my gay looking glasses I couldn’t see what facial expression she was making, she was doing her homework she was an ABG, she started texting someone and was on a phone call or something smiling and shit,

then after she started packing her shit she came up to me smiling and said something,

my autistic ass didn’t hear a word since I was listening to Brazilian phonk or some shit 😭🙏 I got my headphones off and said “what?”

She was very lost she said “I liked your …”

I didn’t hear shit again, I was confused it seemed like she said hair, I was like “you like my hair?”

She said “yeah, I also saw you from a distance your outfit looked cool”

I was like damn no fucking way this whole time I thought I’m a stone cold incel nd retard who listens to phonk and plays chess by himself and shit who gets square root of -1 play,

then I asked if she wants to play chess with me she said she has class or something, and that she doesn’t know how to play chess, and asked that maybe I can teach her sometime,

I was like “sure, do you have Instagram?”
She showed me her Instagram, I typed that shit couldn’t find it, some random black dude came up to us and asked “do you want to play chess” I said “sure” then he said “nahh fr and walked away” genuinely idk what that was about.

I said I can’t find that shit, she then typed my Inst and followed me then walked away said bye byes. Then I set in front of the board thinking wtf just happened.

Anyway this evening I text this bitch she replies we have a very small chitchat now she just ghosts me for 4 hours.

Snap back to reality I guess, fml 😭💔

As always,
All in his head
Dnrd
Tales from Mumbai
 
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so I walk into a cafeteria and order some food, while waiting for food I sit down at one of the tables and start playing chess by myself (magnus advice) probably looking like bitch with no friends but I lwk don’t give a fuck

Anyway the girl was sitting in the distance constantly looking at me, but since I didn’t wear my gay looking glasses I couldn’t see what facial expression she was making, she was doing her homework she was an ABG, she started texting someone and was on a phone call or something smiling and shit,

then after she started packing her shit she came up to me smiling and said something,

my autistic ass didn’t hear a word since I was listening to Brazilian phonk or some shit 😭🙏 I got my headphones off and said “what?”

She was very lost she said “I liked your …”

I didn’t hear shit again, I was confused it seemed like she said hair, I was like “you like my hair?”

She said “yeah, I also saw you from a distance your outfit looked cool”

I was like damn no fucking way this whole time I thought I’m a stone cold incel nd retard who listens to phonk and plays chess by himself and shit who gets square root of -1 play,

then I asked if she wants to play chess with me she said she has class or something, and that she doesn’t know how to play chess, and asked that maybe I can teach her sometime,

I was like “sure, do you have Instagram?”
She showed me her Instagram, I typed that shit couldn’t find it, some random black dude came up to us and asked “do you want to play chess” I said “sure” then he said “nahh fr and walked away” genuinely idk what that was about.

I said I can’t find that shit, she then typed my Inst and followed me then walked away said bye byes. Then I set in front of the board thinking wtf just happened.

Anyway this evening I text this bitch she replies we have a very small chitchat now she just ghosts me for 4 hours.

Snap back to reality I guess, fml 😭💔

As always,
All in his head
Dnrd
Tales from Mumbai
Nice story but brazilian phonk while playing chess???😭
 
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so I walk into a cafeteria and order some food, while waiting for food I sit down at one of the tables and start playing chess by myself (magnus advice) probably looking like bitch with no friends but I lwk don’t give a fuck

Anyway the girl was sitting in the distance constantly looking at me, but since I didn’t wear my gay looking glasses I couldn’t see what facial expression she was making, she was doing her homework she was an ABG, she started texting someone and was on a phone call or something smiling and shit,

then after she started packing her shit she came up to me smiling and said something,

my autistic ass didn’t hear a word since I was listening to Brazilian phonk or some shit 😭🙏 I got my headphones off and said “what?”

She was very lost she said “I liked your …”

I didn’t hear shit again, I was confused it seemed like she said hair, I was like “you like my hair?”

She said “yeah, I also saw you from a distance your outfit looked cool”

I was like damn no fucking way this whole time I thought I’m a stone cold incel nd retard who listens to phonk and plays chess by himself and shit who gets square root of -1 play,

then I asked if she wants to play chess with me she said she has class or something, and that she doesn’t know how to play chess, and asked that maybe I can teach her sometime,

I was like “sure, do you have Instagram?”
She showed me her Instagram, I typed that shit couldn’t find it, some random black dude came up to us and asked “do you want to play chess” I said “sure” then he said “nahh fr and walked away” genuinely idk what that was about.

I said I can’t find that shit, she then typed my Inst and followed me then walked away said bye byes. Then I set in front of the board thinking wtf just happened.

Anyway this evening I text this bitch she replies we have a very small chitchat now she just ghosts me for 4 hours.

Snap back to reality I guess, fml 😭💔

As always,
All in his head
Dnrd
Tales from Mumbai
Maybe if you listened to Patrick Bateman music you would’ve fucked her
 
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the brazilian phonk is fryin me
 
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Nigga listening to brazilian phonk while playing chess
Full
 
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NIGGA SAID DO YOU WANT TO PLAY CHESS IM CRYING NIGGA
 
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Girls are just weird and fickle

Last time I talked to a foid while out, she seemed super into me, touching me, just generally attracted. She asked me to take her number. Same story, short convo, asked her to go somewhere with me, said she can’t she has work but she would if she didn’t, ghosted after that.
 
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The dudes flaming u for the phonk frying me 😂 also might have been for a joke and she felt bad and felt she had to keep going and the dude that came up to u was taking the piss
 
so I walk into a cafeteria and order some food, while waiting for food I sit down at one of the tables and start playing chess by myself (magnus advice) probably looking like bitch with no friends but I lwk don’t give a fuck

Anyway the girl was sitting in the distance constantly looking at me, but since I didn’t wear my gay looking glasses I couldn’t see what facial expression she was making, she was doing her homework she was an ABG, she started texting someone and was on a phone call or something smiling and shit,

then after she started packing her shit she came up to me smiling and said something,

my autistic ass didn’t hear a word since I was listening to Brazilian phonk or some shit 😭🙏 I got my headphones off and said “what?”

She was very lost she said “I liked your …”

I didn’t hear shit again, I was confused it seemed like she said hair, I was like “you like my hair?”

She said “yeah, I also saw you from a distance your outfit looked cool”

I was like damn no fucking way this whole time I thought I’m a stone cold incel nd retard who listens to phonk and plays chess by himself and shit who gets square root of -1 play,

then I asked if she wants to play chess with me she said she has class or something, and that she doesn’t know how to play chess, and asked that maybe I can teach her sometime,

I was like “sure, do you have Instagram?”
She showed me her Instagram, I typed that shit couldn’t find it, some random black dude came up to us and asked “do you want to play chess” I said “sure” then he said “nahh fr and walked away” genuinely idk what that was about.

I said I can’t find that shit, she then typed my Inst and followed me then walked away said bye byes. Then I set in front of the board thinking wtf just happened.

Anyway this evening I text this bitch she replies we have a very small chitchat now she just ghosts me for 4 hours.

Snap back to reality I guess, fml 😭💔

As always,
All in his head
Dnrd
Tales from Mumbai
Ive never seen someone play chess while listening to brazlian phonk
 

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