A girl gave me a donut on the last day of school

[HAPAgymcel]

So everybody was just was in the hallway for finals waiting for the teacher to arrive, and I was standing around too obv. I glanced for a second at the group of basic white girls, then went back to vibing. And then, one of them walked up to specifically me (out of like 4 friends right next to me) and asked if I wanted their last donut, to which I said yes and ate the donut. It was a chocolate frosted one from Krispy Kreme, and it tasted pretty good.
So basically in conclusion, dirty bulking, 2-3x a day edging to furry porn, and a moderate amount of skincare DOES work in getting free donuts from the female race.

 

[bananabrick]

you're half asian most likely it was a dare or they dropped it first.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

What an insult. "Here take this donut incel I won't give you my holes but you can fuck this donut"

 

[HAPAgymcel]

you're half asian most likely it was a dare or they dropped it first.

still got a donut, also one of them reluctantly responds to my snapchat messages every 1-2 days

 

[bananabrick]

still got a donut, also one of them reluctantly responds to my snapchat messages every 1-2 days

what a flex bro i wish i was you

 

[HAPAgymcel]

what a flex bro i wish i was you

bro I'm on that gymcel dirty bulking grind, you couldn't relate every extra bulk calorie after 1g/lb protein is a gift from god

 

[444]

still got a donut, also one of them reluctantly responds to my snapchat messages every 1-2 days

mogs me

 

[CFW432]

donutpill is the most underrated pill.

 

[HAPAgymcel]

mogs me

if you just be incredibly autistic but confident you'll get there otherwise if you see foids with donuts slap their ass and snatch the box

 

[Deleted member 1901]

*doughnut

you doughnut know how to spell

 

[HAPAgymcel]

*doughnut

you doughnut know how to spell

donut

 

[OldRooster]

She made a mental calculation that you had the highest probability of being a school shooter, and figured a doughnut investment might save her life in a future multiple target scenario.

 

[ConspiracyTheory]

She made a mental calculation that you had the highest probability of being a school shooter, and figured a doughnut investment might save her life in a future multiple target scenario.

I lol’d at this, but then lol’d even harder because no woman has this level of foresight.

 

[HAPAgymcel]

She made a mental calculation that you had the highest probability of being a school shooter, and figured a doughnut investment might save her life in a future multiple target scenario.

plausible

 

[HAPAgymcel]

I won't give you my holes but you can fuck this donut"

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