A girl I sat next to in class just tried to touch my dick

[roadtochang123]

WTF. Nigga Im not even larping

She literally tried to touch my penis while pretending to get something through the space right next to me


Is this bitch ovulating or something. I SWEAR IM NOT LARPING. I tried to be cool so she thought I didn't know her intention

 

[TACOCEL_]

Tales

 

[Saint]

SWEAR IM NOT LARPING.

 

[hasba1feuj]

how old are you

 

[roadtochang123]

how old are you

18

 

[JohnDon]

WTF. Nigga Im not even larping

She literally tried to touch my penis while pretending to get something through the space right next to me


Is this bitch ovulating or something. I SWEAR IM NOT LARPING. I tried to be cool so she thought I didn't know her intention

Did any of this actually happen?

 

[roadtochang123]

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I HAVE NO REASON TO LARP THIS BULLSHIT

 

[roadtochang123]

Did any of this actually happen?

Then how the fuck would I have the idea to write this damn thread

 

[xSenii]

then go for her jfl

 

[JohnDon]

Then how the fuck would I have the idea to write this damn thread

I can write a thread about me getting head from a good looking woman, did any of that actually happen? No.

 

[roadtochang123]

then go for her jfl

Shes chopped but her tits are voluminous

Not worth it

 

[roadtochang123]

I can write a thread about me getting head from a good looking woman, did any of that actually happen? No.

Its easier to write a thread getting a head from woman

My dude I have 0 reason to larp ts

 

[Urielwillascend]

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[roadtochang123]

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[Eduardo DOV]

she's a slut

statistically, this is a rare event. fuck her pussy while you still can; you'll regret it later if you don't.

 

[JohnDon]

she's a slut

statistically, this is a rare event. fuck her pussy while you still can; you'll regret it later if you don't.

99% sure OP made this up

 

[roadtochang123]

she is slutty

statistically, this is a rare event. fuck her pussy while you still can; you'll regret it later if you don't.

IM NOT TAPPING that chopped thing man. I would if she was a tad bit cuter

 

[roadtochang123]

99% sure OP made this up

Yeah bro

 

[JohnDon]

Yeah bro

Yes bro

 

[BrutalMogger]

Tales

tales never fails

 

[Eduardo DOV]

99% sure OP made this up

yeah, probably, but we'll never know, there's that 1% chance

 

[Eduardo DOV]

IM NOT TAPPING that chopped thing man. I would if she was a tad bit cuter

oh, in that case just kill it

 

[Eärendil]

After she almost touched your wiener the classroom erupted into applause and stacy proposed to marry you

 

[roadtochang123]

After she almost touched your wiener the classroom erupted into applause and stacy proposed to marry you