A girl left me a note with her number on my car 😂

[Jhon Smith]

She says that she said she has been seeing me around and I should text her lifefuel i guess but idk how she looks yet

 

[cutie_pie]

 

[Deleted member 19994]

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Ban all sex havers

 

[Deleted member 19994]

Ban all sex havers

 

[Vermilioncore]

it’s probably you who did it, split personality secret window type shit innit

 

[Jhon Smith]

it’s probably you who did it, split personality secret window type shit innit

Why would i do that and say it on here

 

[Jhon Smith]

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She saw me already she know how i look

 

[ascension]

 

[humanoidsub7]

i hope you ascend. How tall are you btw

 

[Vermilioncore]

Why would i do that and say it on here

Because you didn’t know you did it. Just like in secret window that bozo didn’t know he was the one burning down houses and murkin old farts and shit, he did it with his alter ego and didn’t even know

 

[Jhon Smith]

i hope you ascend. How tall are you btw

5’8

 

[cutie_pie]

She saw me already she know how i look

Text her and all for a pic chad

 

[Jhon Smith]

Because you didn’t know you did it. Just like in secret window that bozo didn’t know he was the one burning down houses and murkin old farts and shit, he did it with his alter ego and didn’t even know

I have a dog and i walk him around all the time that’s how she saw me

 

[humanoidsub7]

5’8

im an inch taller so i hope i get better opportunities. ascend, shoot for your dreams, anything is possible i swear if you

 

[Jhon Smith]

Text her and all for a pic chad

Sure i will update you

 

[Jhon Smith]

im an inch taller so i hope i get better opportunities. ascend, shoot for your dreams, anything is possible i swear if you

I will see how she looks like but I will fuck her anyway

 

[Lebgfinal]

Didnt read chad

 

[Yliaster]

I have a dog and i walk him around all the time that’s how she saw me

was gonna call larp until you said this

I literally gave this advice to peeps on here to get a dog and spam pictures with it,women eat that shit up

 

[Jhon Smith]

was gonna call larp until you said this

I literally gave this advice to peeps on here to get a dog and spam pictures with it,women eat that shit up

Yeah i have a dog and i got big going to the gym a couple months now also i grow my hair like slickback style

 

[Corleone]

She says that she said she has been seeing me around and I should text her lifefuel i guess but idk how she looks yet

Her when she sees the muzz-sandcel name pop up on her phone:

 

[EdouardManlet]

chads.org

 

[Jhon Smith]

chads.org

I’m a manlet

 

[Jhon Smith]

Her when she sees the muzz-sandcel name pop up on her phone:

She already saw me

 

[Corleone]

She already saw me

I‘ve had girls, that 5 minutes prior, rubbed their asses on me in the club to garner my attention because they were so into me, walk away in disgust when I told them my muzz-name JFL

ever since that, I just lie and tell them my name is „James“

 

[Bushman]

What’s your PSL?

 

[Jhon Smith]

I‘ve had girls, that 5 minutes prior, rubbed their asses on me in the club to garner my attention because they were so into me, walk away in disgust when I told them my muzz-name JFL

ever since that, I just lie and tell them my name is „James“

I lie about my name too and I’m actually changing it legally

 

[Jhon Smith]

What’s your PSL?

Idk

 

[Corleone]

I lie about my name too and I’m actually changing it legally

how old are you and what are your parents saying about it? going for a less-failo muzz name or full-out western one?

 

[Jhon Smith]

how old are you and what are your parents saying about it? going for a less-failo muzz name or full-out western one?

25 I live in burgerland alone and i have arabic name

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Because you didn’t know you did it. Just like in secret window that bozo didn’t know he was the one burning down houses and murkin old farts and shit, he did it with his alter ego and didn’t even know

Thanks for spoiling the movie asshat

 

[Deleted member 20399]

5’8

Me at 5’7

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Yeah i have a dog and i got big going to the gym a couple months now also i grow my hair like slickback style

Have you had sex before ?

 

[Corleone]

25 I live in burgerland alone and i have arabic name

Meant to ask if you planned on changing it to a more western arabic name or just a full-on western name.

Would you tell your parents about the name change?

 

[GetShrekt]

What car is it

 

[Squirtoutmabooty]

5’8

Stallone pilled again

 

[Jhon Smith]

What car is it

Camry se 2021

 

[Jhon Smith]

Meant to ask if you planned on changing it to a more western arabic name or just a full-on western name.

Would you tell your parents about the name change?

I already told my parents and i will change it when i apply for citizenship. My family and everybody I know lives in my origin country so i really don’t care

 

[Jhon Smith]

Have you had sex before ?

Yes many times but this never happened to me

 

[Jhon Smith]

Me at 5’7
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[Jhon Smith]

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