ascendedd
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I was at a bar when a girl asked me for my number. I wrote it down and gave it to her.
"This is an 11 digit number" she said. "oh i am sorry, i thought you asked about my networth" I replied.
I erased the number, wrote another, and gave it to her.
"This is a 12 digit number" she said. "My dearest apologies Miss, I thought you asked how many vending machines i owned". I erased that number and wrote down another. "This is a 15 digit number"
I replied "Ah jeez, Thats how many NFTs i minted yesterday"
She was blushing : "Do you have a 10 digit phone number?"
At that moment, i realized the disconnect: "I am sorry, I dont identify with numbers that small"
"This is an 11 digit number" she said. "oh i am sorry, i thought you asked about my networth" I replied.
I erased the number, wrote another, and gave it to her.
"This is a 12 digit number" she said. "My dearest apologies Miss, I thought you asked how many vending machines i owned". I erased that number and wrote down another. "This is a 15 digit number"
I replied "Ah jeez, Thats how many NFTs i minted yesterday"
She was blushing : "Do you have a 10 digit phone number?"
At that moment, i realized the disconnect: "I am sorry, I dont identify with numbers that small"
