A girlfriend is the best ROI possible

[SntDomistheRealChad]

I hear so much about how much being single can help with your growth. But at a certain point I believe you come to a 180 point where you realize you cannot do everything yourself, and most single people end up becoming more and more selfish because you have to be, because you have to do everything yourself. It's an uphill battle imo.

Take common scenarios:

1. Buying a house: if you want a nice place you will have to rent out all of the rooms or pay for it all yourself. You could get a starter home but would need to spend extra time/energy of going through having to sell this once you find a partner.
   
   
2. Food goes bad easier as to get a deal you have to buy in bulk. If you have a week away from home for work all of that food at home is rotting slowly causing a large waste of money.
   
   
3. Mental health. If ever your mental health suffers it's basically a continuous uphill battle because all of the priorities (grocery shopping, keeping the house and yard clean, vehicle issues, etc) do not stop once you get mentally or physically sick. Not to mention there are MORE priorities when you are single. You have to stay in good shape, depending who you are or your body type, whereas in a relationship you can slack off a little bit and come back to the gym when it better fits your schedule.
   
   
4. Work functions. At a work function where everyone is bringing a significant other you will feel inclined to bring one. Extra stress is already in the situation going single, especially if your mental health is off. Now say you have couples that invite you to their table and are kind if you are alone, you are now slightly "indebted" to their kindness and they will expect repayment at one time or another. If you do not go to the function you will be overlooked for wage increases or upper positions further putting you into financial problems.
   
   
5. Lack of routine will result in insecurity. As the world changes you are forced to change with it as a single person. Girls like dogs now? Get a dog. Dad bod is in? Forget your gym workout for now. Grey sweats? Get grey sweats. This is obviously a bit overkill because you don't need to follow insignificant trends but it still can cause issues say if Tinder becomes popular and you've spent your life not getting good pictures of yourself, now that's something else you have to focus on.
   
   
6. Nobody to tell you the "truth" or any information at all. I see many times with couples one will be driving and the SO will give information about upcoming hazards or say watch out for this pedestrian or whatever. Single people can not get this extra information. I bet there are tons of accidents saved just from this alone. Now when you're by yourself you are more vigilant, but this again takes more energy. Also I often see men (it's usually men) do weird things and the SO will say "that was weird don't do that" and slowly you improve your general life. Most people will not tell you about your weird quirks and just leave you to reap the consequences of your weird actions.
   
   
7. General life decisions. Buying a house by yourself? Nobody knows your current situation. You can talk to parents or siblings if you have them but you have a pretty good chance that you are going to be making a decision 100% based on your own knowledge.
   
   
8. No extra memory bank. This one is huge imo. When you are on your own you will have to remember everything yourself. This means all of your goals will have to be kept somewhere in an easy to view format, because nobody is there to talk with honestly who can remind you of your goals, if you have a good plan for something and you get side-tracked, your goal is now gone from your mind until you remember again 3 years later and probably don't have the time to do it anymore. Even small things like certain types of foods to make. When your on your own you can often make the same types of foods continuously without it even registering, until you make a new type of food for awhile. This is how people get hooked on certain foods, not often because it's enjoyable but because your brain can't remember all of the other foods, just what is visible in your fridge at the time.

**** TLDR ***** - There isn't a too long didn't read, read the whole thing.

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Not reading all that but having a Girlfriend is not a fucking investment it's a fucking depreciating asset that will take more than just your money.

 

[LowTrust]

haven't read yet but yeah it's true, instead of putting effort into each slay, you just put a tiny bit of effort into one girl, and are able to get the best girl your genetics allow while getting consistent sex from them

 

[SntDomistheRealChad]

To those who are going to say TLDR. Read the whole thing, this isn't incel rambling, trust.

 

[LiterallyNightwing]

Homosexual relationships >>>

 

[Luxury]

You should marry a rich old gay man if you carry about ROI with your relationships

 

[Sondern]

Not reading all that but having a Girlfriend is not a fucking investment it's a fucking depreciating asset that will take more than just your money.

100% agreed, I would have said that word for word

 

[Deleted member 27857]

If you have a high quality girlfriend, I agree it's one of the best ROI possible, the list is so much fucking longer than this, but as I said only if she is high quality. Jfl if rotters don't believe this they need to interact with women asap

 

[try2beme]

Until you realise she's a larper
pretending to be the high value woman you wanted but is actually used up dirt

 

[Deleted member 16673]

MY GF IS BROKE IVE SPENT OVER 2K IN 6 MONTHS JUST ON PIZZA, DATES, GROCERIES.
WE'RE BOTH UNI STUDENTS


CHOSE YOUR GFS WISELY!!!

 

[Deleted member 17595]

MY GF IS BROKE IVE SPENT OVER 2K IN 6 MONTHS JUST ON PIZZA, DATES, GROCERIES.
WE'RE BOTH UNI STUDENTS


CHOSE YOUR GFS WISELY!!!

dont be cucked brother get a gf that will pay for u u got the looks and nt

 

[Gonthar]

I hear so much about how much being single can help with your growth. But at a certain point I believe you come to a 180 point where you realize you cannot do everything yourself, and most single people end up becoming more and more selfish because you have to be, because you have to do everything yourself. It's an uphill battle imo.

If you're an incel or a low-tier normie, a girlfriend is a huge waste of time, money and effort, you will invest a lot, for very little gain and struggle a lot simply to keep her.

Buying a house
Food

Now you pay will pay double - for you and her. Your money is "our money", her money is her money.

Work functions.

At any social events you will go with her, she will be embarrassed to be with you, mock you and shit test you in public, people will think you're a cuck, but if you stand up for yourself, it's you who will look like the bad guy, not her.

I see many times with couples one will be driving and the SO will give information about upcoming hazards or say watch out for this pedestrian or whatever.

And I've seen plenty of couples, including my mom and dad where the opposite happens: my dad would try to concentrate on driving, while my mom will start to pester him and say random things like:
"You wore the same shirt yesterday! Why don't you put on a new one??!!!!!"
"Why didn't you cut your nails??! Just look at them!"
"Hey, how long are we gonna stay behind this truck???? Just step on it!".
Etc...

 

[Ethniframementalcel]

I hear so much about how much being single can help with your growth. But at a certain point I believe you come to a 180 point where you realize you cannot do everything yourself, and most single people end up becoming more and more selfish because you have to be, because you have to do everything yourself. It's an uphill battle imo.

Take common scenarios:

1. Buying a house: if you want a nice place you will have to rent out all of the rooms or pay for it all yourself. You could get a starter home but would need to spend extra time/energy of going through having to sell this once you find a partner.
   
   
2. Food goes bad easier as to get a deal you have to buy in bulk. If you have a week away from home for work all of that food at home is rotting slowly causing a large waste of money.
   
   
3. Mental health. If ever your mental health suffers it's basically a continuous uphill battle because all of the priorities (grocery shopping, keeping the house and yard clean, vehicle issues, etc) do not stop once you get mentally or physically sick. Not to mention there are MORE priorities when you are single. You have to stay in good shape, depending who you are or your body type, whereas in a relationship you can slack off a little bit and come back to the gym when it better fits your schedule.
   
   
4. Work functions. At a work function where everyone is bringing a significant other you will feel inclined to bring one. Extra stress is already in the situation going single, especially if your mental health is off. Now say you have couples that invite you to their table and are kind if you are alone, you are now slightly "indebted" to their kindness and they will expect repayment at one time or another. If you do not go to the function you will be overlooked for wage increases or upper positions further putting you into financial problems.
   
   
5. Lack of routine will result in insecurity. As the world changes you are forced to change with it as a single person. Girls like dogs now? Get a dog. Dad bod is in? Forget your gym workout for now. Grey sweats? Get grey sweats. This is obviously a bit overkill because you don't need to follow insignificant trends but it still can cause issues say if Tinder becomes popular and you've spent your life not getting good pictures of yourself, now that's something else you have to focus on.
   
   
6. Nobody to tell you the "truth" or any information at all. I see many times with couples one will be driving and the SO will give information about upcoming hazards or say watch out for this pedestrian or whatever. Single people can not get this extra information. I bet there are tons of accidents saved just from this alone. Now when you're by yourself you are more vigilant, but this again takes more energy. Also I often see men (it's usually men) do weird things and the SO will say "that was weird don't do that" and slowly you improve your general life. Most people will not tell you about your weird quirks and just leave you to reap the consequences of your weird actions.
   
   
7. General life decisions. Buying a house by yourself? Nobody knows your current situation. You can talk to parents or siblings if you have them but you have a pretty good chance that you are going to be making a decision 100% based on your own knowledge.
   
   
8. No extra memory bank. This one is huge imo. When you are on your own you will have to remember everything yourself. This means all of your goals will have to be kept somewhere in an easy to view format, because nobody is there to talk with honestly who can remind you of your goals, if you have a good plan for something and you get side-tracked, your goal is now gone from your mind until you remember again 3 years later and probably don't have the time to do it anymore. Even small things like certain types of foods to make. When your on your own you can often make the same types of foods continuously without it even registering, until you make a new type of food for awhile. This is how people get hooked on certain foods, not often because it's enjoyable but because your brain can't remember all of the other foods, just what is visible in your fridge at the time.

**** TLDR ***** - There isn't a too long didn't read, read the whole thing.

8 reasons why OP is a oofy doofy simpling

 

[Sanguinius]

Have you had a gf OP?

 

[Deleted member 29261]

Not reading all that but having a Girlfriend is not a fucking investment it's a fucking depreciating asset that will take more than just your money.

 

[Deleted member 27751]

If you have a high quality girlfriend, I agree it's one of the best ROI possible, the list is so much fucking longer than this, but as I said only if she is high quality. Jfl if rotters don't believe this they need to interact with women asap

Stfu nigga

 

[lordfrodo]

Really depends on the value you're raised upon. For some it's important and for some it's not a primary focus.
But yeah, for the broad view, it's pretty important to have a good partner.
Although they are almost non existent nowadays

 

[pigskin cel]

Not reading all that but having a Girlfriend is not a fucking investment it's a fucking depreciating asset that will take more than just your money.

 

[Deleted member 25743]

If you're an incel or a low-tier normie, a girlfriend is a huge waste of time, money and effort, you will invest a lot, for very little gain and struggle a lot simply to keep her.

Now you pay will pay double - for you and her. Your money is "our money", her money is her money.

At any social events you will go with her, she will be embarrassed to be with you, mock you and shit test you in public, people will think you're a cuck, but if you stand up for yourself, it's you who will look like the bad guy, not her.

And I've seen plenty of couples, including my mom and dad where the opposite happens: my dad would try to concentrate on driving, while my mom will start to pester him and say random things like:
"You wore the same shirt yesterday! Why don't you put on a new one??!!!!!"
"Why didn't you cut your nails??! Just look at them!"
"Hey, how long are we gonna stay behind this truck???? Just step on it!".
Etc...

What about if u are MTN?

 

[Deleted member 23218]

piggy go oink oink

 

[pigskin cel]

piggy go oink oink

us whites are lower than pigs, hell even pigs don't spend 90% of their salary on their female's counterpart onlyfans

 

[Deleted member 29261]

If you have a high quality girlfriend, I agree it's one of the best ROI possible, the list is so much fucking longer than this, but as I said only if she is high quality. Jfl if rotters don't believe this they need to interact with women asapAll

All. Women are worthless whores

 

[Deleted member 23218]

us whites are lower than pigs, hell even pigs don't spend 90% of their salary on their female's counterpart onlyfans

okay erik

 

[Gonthar]

What about if u are MTN?

I don't know, but you would have to mog your girlfriend in all aspects(looks/status/money) to get good treatment from her.

 

[Seth Walsh]

Nightmare fuel below

1. Emotional Ecstasy: A girlfriend is not just a support system; she's a whirlwind of emotions that can take you to the highest heavens of joy. Imagine those moments of laughter, those shared secrets, and the comfort of a warm hug after a tiring day. It’s like having a personal cheerleader.
2. Financial Freedom: When you have a girlfriend, it's like your personal economy doubles overnight. Suddenly, everything from rent to groceries is split, freeing up funds for that jet ski you've always wanted. It’s like winning a mini lottery.
3. Superhuman Evolution: A relationship is a crucible for character development. Your girlfriend will push you, challenge you, and inspire you to become the very best version of yourself. It's like having a personal life coach who is invested in your success.
4. Shared Adventures: Having a girlfriend is like having a permanent adventure partner. Every hike, every movie, every road trip is more exciting when she's by your side. It's like life becomes a never-ending quest with your best friend.
5. Immortality Potion: Okay, maybe not immortality, but studies show that people in relationships live longer, healthier lives. It's like she comes with a personal shield that wards off diseases and adds years to your life.