A group of young girls (including 1 autistic girl) discuss their "ideal man" in the year 2005

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A New Day: Dream Guy Discussions

It’s lunchtime, and the group of girls gathers at their usual table in the cafeteria. The mood is light, and the conversation shifts to the classic middle school topic: what their “dream guy” looks like.

Kristy, always the romantic, starts things off.

Kristy: “Okay, so my dream guy is tall, obviously, with curly hair and really cute eyes. Like Adam Brody but maybe with better muscles.”

Leslie nods enthusiastically. “Yeah, I want someone tall too, but with a little edge, you know? Like Ryan from The O.C. but more dangerous.”

Emilia smiles shyly. “I think someone with a nice smile is more important. Like, he doesn’t have to be perfect, but he has to look kind.”

The girls all agree, chiming in about how important kindness and a sense of humor are.

Sara: “I don’t care about muscles or height as much, but he has to have nice eyes. Like those deep, soulful eyes you can get lost in.”

They turn to Valerie, who shrugs. “I don’t really think about it, but maybe someone artistic? Like, a guy who’s creative and has good taste.”

The conversation continues, the girls all giggling and throwing out examples from movies and TV shows.


Helene’s Turn

Finally, they turn to Helene, who has been eating her sandwich in silence, visibly unimpressed by the conversation.

Kristy: “Okay, Helene, your turn. What does your dream guy look like?”

Helene finishes chewing, sets down her sandwich, and looks up at them with a completely deadpan expression.

Helene: “My ideal man must have ideal bone structure, symmetrical facial proportions, and low midface height. His jawline should be angular and sharp, with a gonial angle between 120 and 130 degrees. His cheekbones need to be high and prominent, with sufficient zygomatic projection to give his face a three-dimensional appearance.”

The table falls silent, the other girls staring at her in varying degrees of confusion and disbelief.

Patty: “What the hell does that even mean?”

Helene continues, unfazed.

Helene: “His brow ridge must be well-defined, but not overly pronounced, as that could indicate excessive masculinization. His chin should be slightly square with a clear mentolabial fold. His eyes must have low scleral show, preferably deep-set with thick lashes.”

Emilia: “Wait… are you… describing a guy or a robot?”

Helene ignores her and continues:

Helene: “He should have minimal facial fat, which creates a lean and angular appearance, and his hairline must be a Norwood 0. His lips should be full but proportional to his facial thirds.”

Kristy, completely baffled: “What’s a Norwood 0?”

Helene sighs, annoyed at their ignorance. “It means no signs of hair recession. A full, straight-across hairline. Anything beyond Norwood 1 is unacceptable.”

Leslie snorts. “Oh my god, Helene, you sound like a crazy scientist!”

Helene glares at her. “It’s not crazy. It’s science. Beauty is objective and measurable. I refuse to waste my time on someone who doesn’t meet the highest standards of aesthetic excellence.”



The Girls’ Reactions

The table erupts:

Patty: “So basically you want a human Ken doll?”
Kristy: “No, she wants a Ken doll with a PhD in geometry!”
Leslie: “What’s wrong with you, Helene? Do you even care about, like, personality or love?”

Helene shrugs. “Personality is secondary. Physical appearance is the foundation of attraction. If the foundation is flawed, the relationship won’t last.”

Sara: “But… don’t you think that’s a little shallow? What about kindness, or how he treats you?”

Helene raises an eyebrow. “Kindness is irrelevant if he has a recessed chin.”

The girls dissolve into laughter, though some of them are genuinely unsettled.

Emilia: “You’re impossible, Helene. I mean, who even looks like that? Does your ‘dream guy’ even exist?”

Helene nods solemnly. “David Gandy. Jason Lewis. Chris Carmack is close but not perfect.”

Leslie: “Oh my god, we’re back to this again.”



The Group Splits Again

As the conversation winds down, the group naturally divides into two camps:

  • Amused but Confused: Emilia, Valerie, and Sara are baffled but not entirely judgmental. They chalk it up to Helene just being “her weird self.”
  • Annoyed and Critical: Leslie, Kristy, and Patty can’t believe Helene’s bluntness. They think she’s being ridiculous and overly obsessive.
Kristy mutters to Leslie as they walk back to class, “I don’t think Helene even knows what love is. She just wants to marry a skeleton with good cheekbones.”

Leslie snickers. “Yeah, but only if his jawline is exactly 130 degrees.”



Helene’s Thoughts

Helene, meanwhile, walks ahead of the group, completely unbothered by their teasing. To her, their opinions are irrelevant. They’re just too emotional to understand logic, she thinks. One day, they’ll realize that I’m right.

In her mind, she’s already planning her next study: a full analysis of historical male beauty standards. As far as Helene is concerned, she doesn’t need to explain herself—she’s simply ahead of her time.
 
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Meeting the Cast

When the group finally gets to the front of the line, the cast is seated behind a table, smiling and signing autographs. Adam Brody (Seth), Benjamin McKenzie (Ryan), Rachel Bilson (Summer), Mischa Barton (Marissa), and Chris Carmack (Luke) are all there. The girls’ reactions vary wildly:

  1. Kristy practically squeals as she hands Adam Brody her notebook to sign. “You’re my favorite! Seth is the best character ever!” Adam smiles awkwardly, clearly used to this level of adoration.
  2. Patty tries to make eye contact with Benjamin McKenzie, hoping for a moment of connection. When he smiles politely at her, she whispers to the group, “Oh my god, did you see that? He totally looked at me!”
  3. Leslie pulls out her flip phone to snap selfies with Rachel Bilson, even though security tells her not to.
  4. Sara chats politely with Mischa Barton about how much she loves the show, trying to make genuine conversation.
  5. Emilia and Valerie hang back, enjoying the moment without getting too starstruck.
  6. Helene, however, is laser-focused on Chris Carmack.
 
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Meeting the Cast

When the group finally gets to the front of the line, the cast is seated behind a table, smiling and signing autographs. Adam Brody (Seth), Benjamin McKenzie (Ryan), Rachel Bilson (Summer), Mischa Barton (Marissa), and Chris Carmack (Luke) are all there. The girls’ reactions vary wildly:

  1. Kristy practically squeals as she hands Adam Brody her notebook to sign. “You’re my favorite! Seth is the best character ever!” Adam smiles awkwardly, clearly used to this level of adoration.
  2. Patty tries to make eye contact with Benjamin McKenzie, hoping for a moment of connection. When he smiles politely at her, she whispers to the group, “Oh my god, did you see that? He totally looked at me!”
  3. Leslie pulls out her flip phone to snap selfies with Rachel Bilson, even though security tells her not to.
  4. Sara chats politely with Mischa Barton about how much she loves the show, trying to make genuine conversation.
  5. Emilia and Valerie hang back, enjoying the moment without getting too starstruck.
  6. Helene, however, is laser-focused on Chris Carmack.
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The Tabloid Excerpt

“Chris Carmack Talks Fan Encounters at The O.C. Meet-and-Greet”

“You meet a lot of interesting people at these events,” Chris Carmack said during a casual chat with reporters after the meet-and-greet. “Most fans are really sweet, asking about the show, their favorite moments, stuff like that. But this one girl… she wasn’t like the others.”
When asked to elaborate, Carmack laughed nervously. “She didn’t care about The O.C. at all. She looked me straight in the eye and started analyzing my face. Like, in detail. She said I had ‘ideal cheekbone projection’ and rated me a ‘9.5 out of 10.’ I mean, what do you even say to that? It was flattering, I guess, but also kind of unsettling. She was so serious about it, like I was a math problem she was solving.”
Carmack went on to say that while he appreciated the compliment, it was one of the strangest interactions he’s ever had with a fan. “I’ll never forget it, that’s for sure,” he joked.
 
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Meeting the Cast

When the group finally gets to the front of the line, the cast is seated behind a table, smiling and signing autographs. Adam Brody (Seth), Benjamin McKenzie (Ryan), Rachel Bilson (Summer), Mischa Barton (Marissa), and Chris Carmack (Luke) are all there. The girls’ reactions vary wildly:

  1. Kristy practically squeals as she hands Adam Brody her notebook to sign. “You’re my favorite! Seth is the best character ever!” Adam smiles awkwardly, clearly used to this level of adoration.
  2. Patty tries to make eye contact with Benjamin McKenzie, hoping for a moment of connection. When he smiles politely at her, she whispers to the group, “Oh my god, did you see that? He totally looked at me!”
  3. Leslie pulls out her flip phone to snap selfies with Rachel Bilson, even though security tells her not to.
  4. Sara chats politely with Mischa Barton about how much she loves the show, trying to make genuine conversation.
  5. Emilia and Valerie hang back, enjoying the moment without getting too starstruck.
  6. Helene, however, is laser-focused on Chris Carmack.
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The Meet-and-Greet: The Cast of The O.C.

A few weeks later, The O.C. cast announces a meet-and-greet event in the city. Kristy, a huge fan of the show, convinces the group of girls to go, including Helene. For most of them, this is a dream come true—a chance to meet their favorite actors. For Helene, however, it’s an opportunity to analyze facial features in real life.


The Group: How They Feel About the Event

  1. Kristy: The most excited. She can’t stop talking about how she’s going to tell Adam Brody (Seth) that he’s her “dream guy.”
  2. Leslie: Thrilled but more interested in taking selfies with the cast to post on MySpace.
  3. Patty: Hopes for a brief flirty moment with Benjamin McKenzie (Ryan) and will be devastated if she doesn’t get one.
  4. Emilia: Nervous but excited—she’s here for the experience, even if she’s not obsessed with the show.
  5. Valerie: Curious but mostly tagging along for fun. She plans to sketch the cast while they talk.
  6. Sara: The peacemaker, trying to make sure everyone gets along during the trip.
  7. Nadine: Quiet but interested—she’s here to support the group and doesn’t expect much.
  8. Aletta: Skeptical of the whole event but still comes, mostly to keep Leslie and Kristy from getting too carried away.
  9. Helene: Views this as a prime opportunity to evaluate Chris Carmack’s face in person. She couldn’t care less about meeting the other cast members.
 
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The "ideal man" their speaking off:😳 (not gay I swear I just lurk on looksmax.org😛)
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Okay so I read to the best of my ability and I assume hellen would like hexum though his gonial angle and midface aren't in her preferred range. At least he has that smile😃
 
fuck helene tho
 
i know an helene irl tho i hate her
 
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A New Day: Dream Guy Discussions

It’s lunchtime, and the group of girls gathers at their usual table in the cafeteria. The mood is light, and the conversation shifts to the classic middle school topic: what their “dream guy” looks like.

Kristy, always the romantic, starts things off.

Kristy: “Okay, so my dream guy is tall, obviously, with curly hair and really cute eyes. Like Adam Brody but maybe with better muscles.”

Leslie nods enthusiastically. “Yeah, I want someone tall too, but with a little edge, you know? Like Ryan from The O.C. but more dangerous.”

Emilia smiles shyly. “I think someone with a nice smile is more important. Like, he doesn’t have to be perfect, but he has to look kind.”

The girls all agree, chiming in about how important kindness and a sense of humor are.

Sara: “I don’t care about muscles or height as much, but he has to have nice eyes. Like those deep, soulful eyes you can get lost in.”

They turn to Valerie, who shrugs. “I don’t really think about it, but maybe someone artistic? Like, a guy who’s creative and has good taste.”

The conversation continues, the girls all giggling and throwing out examples from movies and TV shows.


Helene’s Turn

Finally, they turn to Helene, who has been eating her sandwich in silence, visibly unimpressed by the conversation.

Kristy: “Okay, Helene, your turn. What does your dream guy look like?”

Helene finishes chewing, sets down her sandwich, and looks up at them with a completely deadpan expression.

Helene: “My ideal man must have ideal bone structure, symmetrical facial proportions, and low midface height. His jawline should be angular and sharp, with a gonial angle between 120 and 130 degrees. His cheekbones need to be high and prominent, with sufficient zygomatic projection to give his face a three-dimensional appearance.”

The table falls silent, the other girls staring at her in varying degrees of confusion and disbelief.

Patty: “What the hell does that even mean?”

Helene continues, unfazed.

Helene: “His brow ridge must be well-defined, but not overly pronounced, as that could indicate excessive masculinization. His chin should be slightly square with a clear mentolabial fold. His eyes must have low scleral show, preferably deep-set with thick lashes.”

Emilia: “Wait… are you… describing a guy or a robot?”

Helene ignores her and continues:

Helene: “He should have minimal facial fat, which creates a lean and angular appearance, and his hairline must be a Norwood 0. His lips should be full but proportional to his facial thirds.”

Kristy, completely baffled: “What’s a Norwood 0?”

Helene sighs, annoyed at their ignorance. “It means no signs of hair recession. A full, straight-across hairline. Anything beyond Norwood 1 is unacceptable.”

Leslie snorts. “Oh my god, Helene, you sound like a crazy scientist!”

Helene glares at her. “It’s not crazy. It’s science. Beauty is objective and measurable. I refuse to waste my time on someone who doesn’t meet the highest standards of aesthetic excellence.”



The Girls’ Reactions

The table erupts:

Patty: “So basically you want a human Ken doll?”
Kristy: “No, she wants a Ken doll with a PhD in geometry!”
Leslie: “What’s wrong with you, Helene? Do you even care about, like, personality or love?”

Helene shrugs. “Personality is secondary. Physical appearance is the foundation of attraction. If the foundation is flawed, the relationship won’t last.”

Sara: “But… don’t you think that’s a little shallow? What about kindness, or how he treats you?”

Helene raises an eyebrow. “Kindness is irrelevant if he has a recessed chin.”

The girls dissolve into laughter, though some of them are genuinely unsettled.

Emilia: “You’re impossible, Helene. I mean, who even looks like that? Does your ‘dream guy’ even exist?”

Helene nods solemnly. “David Gandy. Jason Lewis. Chris Carmack is close but not perfect.”

Leslie: “Oh my god, we’re back to this again.”



The Group Splits Again

As the conversation winds down, the group naturally divides into two camps:

  • Amused but Confused: Emilia, Valerie, and Sara are baffled but not entirely judgmental. They chalk it up to Helene just being “her weird self.”
  • Annoyed and Critical: Leslie, Kristy, and Patty can’t believe Helene’s bluntness. They think she’s being ridiculous and overly obsessive.
Kristy mutters to Leslie as they walk back to class, “I don’t think Helene even knows what love is. She just wants to marry a skeleton with good cheekbones.”

Leslie snickers. “Yeah, but only if his jawline is exactly 130 degrees.”



Helene’s Thoughts

Helene, meanwhile, walks ahead of the group, completely unbothered by their teasing. To her, their opinions are irrelevant. They’re just too emotional to understand logic, she thinks. One day, they’ll realize that I’m right.

In her mind, she’s already planning her next study: a full analysis of historical male beauty standards. As far as Helene is concerned, she doesn’t need to explain herself—she’s simply ahead of her time.
 
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Meeting the Cast

When the group finally gets to the front of the line, the cast is seated behind a table, smiling and signing autographs. Adam Brody (Seth), Benjamin McKenzie (Ryan), Rachel Bilson (Summer), Mischa Barton (Marissa), and Chris Carmack (Luke) are all there. The girls’ reactions vary wildly:

  1. Kristy practically squeals as she hands Adam Brody her notebook to sign. “You’re my favorite! Seth is the best character ever!” Adam smiles awkwardly, clearly used to this level of adoration.
  2. Patty tries to make eye contact with Benjamin McKenzie, hoping for a moment of connection. When he smiles politely at her, she whispers to the group, “Oh my god, did you see that? He totally looked at me!”
  3. Leslie pulls out her flip phone to snap selfies with Rachel Bilson, even though security tells her not to.
  4. Sara chats politely with Mischa Barton about how much she loves the show, trying to make genuine conversation.
  5. Emilia and Valerie hang back, enjoying the moment without getting too starstruck.
  6. Helene, however, is laser-focused on Chris Carmack.
So what your saying is that autistic girls are the most picky? Good lol. Who wants a sperg foid
 
They just do.
Why though? I feel like autistic girls are the least desirable because they aren’t kind and never smile and look angry all the time. So for that reason they aren’t attractive to me
 
Why though? I feel like autistic girls are the least desirable because they aren’t kind and never smile and look angry all the time. So for that reason they aren’t attractive to me
Nt girls are basic
 
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