A guy tried to gouge my eyes out and I knocked him out cold

[asdvek]

I was sleeping on the bench on the park and I wake up to a guy trying to open my eyes and he was trying to finger my eyes

I instantly got up and started thinking what the fuck is going on looking at him and he's clearly a homeless junkie, he then started running at me with a knife but I knocked him out cold with a hook and then he fell and hit his head on the concrete then started shaking

I think I made him paralyzed cause that's what usually happens when someone hits the back of their head and starts shaking

Anyways it was self-defense so I didn't get arrested no crimes committed all self defense

 

[lowiqcel__.]

Larp

 

[asdvek]

Larp

It's not larp you son of a bitch

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I was sleeping on the bench on the park and I wake up to a guy trying to open my eyes and he was trying to finger my eyes

I instantly got up and started thinking what the fuck is going on looking at him and he's clearly a homeless junkie, he then started running at me with a knife but I knocked him out cold with a hook and then he fell and hit his head on the concrete then started shaking

I think I made him paralyzed cause that's what usually happens when someone hits the back of their head and starts shaking

Anyways it was self-defense so I didn't get arrested no crimes committed all self defense

-a dalit

 

[Bars]

Possibly biggest larper of org

 

[asdvek]

Possibly biggest larper of org

And you're the biggest fucking son of a bitch here
Guess who has the biggest prostitute of a mother
You
Fucking faggot

 

[Deleted member 88079]

nigga cant live without making at least one larp thread on org daily

 

[Bars]

And you're the biggest fucking son of a bitch here
Guess who has the biggest prostitute of a mother
You
Fucking faggot

- a dalit. Very fast fingers ngl

 

[StraightHeadJames]

I instantly got up and started thinking what the fuck is going on looking at him and he's clearly a homeless junkie, he then started running at me with a knife but I knocked him out cold with a hook and then he fell and hit his head on the concrete then started shaking

I think I made him paralyzed cause that's what usually happens when someone hits the back of their head and starts shaking

Anyways it was self-defense so I didn't get arrested no crimes committed all self defense

Yep i was the homeless guy

i just woke up i had a seizure they gonna have to do surgery on me

 

[androsterone]

i was sitting in bench and got jumped by 40 ninjas guess what happened

 

[androsterone]

i was sitting in bench and got jumped by 40 ninjas guess what happened

i got brutally raped

 

[Snoofy]

pics or tales

 

[aladdinmaxxer]

I was sleeping on the bench on the park and I wake up to a guy trying to open my eyes and he was trying to finger my eyes

I instantly got up and started thinking what the fuck is going on looking at him and he's clearly a homeless junkie, he then started running at me with a knife but I knocked him out cold with a hook and then he fell and hit his head on the concrete then started shaking

I think I made him paralyzed cause that's what usually happens when someone hits the back of their head and starts shaking

Anyways it was self-defense so I didn't get arrested no crimes committed all self defense

u larped so much on .org it's difficult to predict whether u r lying or honest

 

[asdvek]

- a dalit. Very fast fingers ngl

Yeah those fast fingers satisfied ur mom
Stupid bitch

 

[Panzram]

I was sleeping on the bench on the park and I wake up to a guy trying to open my eyes and he was trying to finger my eyes

I instantly got up and started thinking what the fuck is going on looking at him and he's clearly a homeless junkie, he then started running at me with a knife but I knocked him out cold with a hook and then he fell and hit his head on the concrete then started shaking

I think I made him paralyzed cause that's what usually happens when someone hits the back of their head and starts shaking

Anyways it was self-defense so I didn't get arrested no crimes committed all self defense

dnr
tales

 

[asdvek]

Yep i was the homeless guy

i just woke up i had a seizure they gonna have to do surgery on me

Why were u trying to hurt me in my sleep tho u bitch u pussy
U can only attack when im asleep

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I relate to this bro

One time a gang of YNs came up on me and asked if I know who's block this

I said it's my block fuck nigga,

I made sure to say nigga because I knew they'd jump me, and I was just craving violence that day

So I used my Bruce Lee Jackie Chan Kung Fu style and beat all of them up, 5 niggas, and I took them all down

This is not larp btw

 

[Bars]

Yeah those fast fingers satisfied my mom
Stupid bitch

I am your father btw

 

[spongebobsex]

I was sleeping on the bench on the park and I wake up to a guy trying to open my eyes and he was trying to finger my eyes

I instantly got up and started thinking what the fuck is going on looking at him and he's clearly a homeless junkie, he then started running at me with a knife but I knocked him out cold with a hook and then he fell and hit his head on the concrete then started shaking

I think I made him paralyzed cause that's what usually happens when someone hits the back of their head and starts shaking

Anyways it was self-defense so I didn't get arrested no crimes committed all self defense

You didn’t rape him so that automatically makes you the loser

 

[androsterone]

I relate to this bro

One time a gang of YNs came up on me and asked if I know who's block this

I said it's my block fuck nigga,

I made sure to say nigga because I knew they'd jump me, and I was just craving violence that day

So I used my Bruce Lee Jackie Chan Kung Fu style and beat all of them up, 5 niggas, and I took them all down

This is not larp btw

i was there spectating, i can confirm this is true

 

[asdvek]

i was there spectating, i can confirm this is true

Yeah i can confirm i saw you

 

[StraightHeadJames]

Why were u trying to hurt me in my sleep tho u bitch u pussy
U can only attack when im asleep

Man fuck you asshole i was gonna beat ur ass and post about it on org

I actually respect u didnt rape my body or smtg or take videos of me im lucky i got out alive...

 

[asdvek]

Man fuck you asshole i was gonna beat ur ass and post about it on org

I actually respect u didnt rape my body or smtg or take videos of me im lucky i got out alive...

How did you know that was me though the guy that was sleeping is me howd you know nigga

 

[lowltn222]

I was sleeping on the bench on the park and I wake up to a guy trying to open my eyes and he was trying to finger my eyes

I instantly got up and started thinking what the fuck is going on looking at him and he's clearly a homeless junkie, he then started running at me with a knife but I knocked him out cold with a hook and then he fell and hit his head on the concrete then started shaking

I think I made him paralyzed cause that's what usually happens when someone hits the back of their head and starts shaking

Anyways it was self-defense so I didn't get arrested no crimes committed all self defense

Who just wakes up one day and says “I’m gonna make a fantasy where I paralyse a crackhead bc he tried gouging my eyes out” genuine madman

 

[StraightHeadJames]

How did you know that was me though the guy that was sleeping is me howd you know nigga

cuz it smelled like raw beef and raw honey

it must have been u idk any other nigga that eats that shi

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Who just wakes up one day and says “I’m gonna make a fantasy where I paralyse a crackhead bc he tried gouging my eyes out” genuine madman

This is what raw dihh does to a man

 

[lowltn222]

This is what raw dihh does to a man

Genuinely he got fucked so hard the dick put a hole in his brain

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I actually respect u didnt rape my body or smtg or take videos of me im lucky i got out alive...

Caged at this

Damn @asdvek is a gentle dalit giant

 

[Justakid]

I was sleeping on the bench on the park and I wake up to a guy trying to open my eyes and he was trying to finger my eyes

I instantly got up and started thinking what the fuck is going on looking at him and he's clearly a homeless junkie, he then started running at me with a knife but I knocked him out cold with a hook and then he fell and hit his head on the concrete then started shaking

I think I made him paralyzed cause that's what usually happens when someone hits the back of their head and starts shaking

Anyways it was self-defense so I didn't get arrested no crimes committed all self defense

one larp away keeps the stacies away

 

[Squidwardmaxx]

interesting.

 

[GodDeityEyeBro]

I relate to this bro

One time a gang of YNs came up on me and asked if I know who's block this

I said it's my block fuck nigga,

I made sure to say nigga because I knew they'd jump me, and I was just craving violence that day

So I used my Bruce Lee Jackie Chan Kung Fu style and beat all of them up, 5 niggas, and I took them all down

This is not larp btw

I was there with @Gaygymmaxx in the mumbai asylum

 

[alurmo]

i dare u to go a week without making a larp thread
imposible that

 

[moonch1ld]

I was sleeping on the bench on the park and I wake up to a guy trying to open my eyes and he was trying to finger my eyes

I instantly got up and started thinking what the fuck is going on looking at him and he's clearly a homeless junkie, he then started running at me with a knife but I knocked him out cold with a hook and then he fell and hit his head on the concrete then started shaking

I think I made him paralyzed cause that's what usually happens when someone hits the back of their head and starts shaking

Anyways it was self-defense so I didn't get arrested no crimes committed all self defense

T A L E S.

 

[Mr_Bombo_mogs]

Go play siege or something niga

 

[Squidwardmaxx]

 

[buddy]

top 10 things that never happened

 

[TrueSub𝟑]

I was sleeping on the bench on the park and I wake up to a guy trying to open my eyes and he was trying to finger my eyes

I instantly got up and started thinking what the fuck is going on looking at him and he's clearly a homeless junkie, he then started running at me with a knife but I knocked him out cold with a hook and then he fell and hit his head on the concrete then started shaking

I think I made him paralyzed cause that's what usually happens when someone hits the back of their head and starts shaking

Anyways it was self-defense so I didn't get arrested no crimes committed all self defense

Mirin your larp