
asdvek
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I was sleeping on the bench on the park and I wake up to a guy trying to open my eyes and he was trying to finger my eyes
I instantly got up and started thinking what the fuck is going on looking at him and he's clearly a homeless junkie, he then started running at me with a knife but I knocked him out cold with a hook and then he fell and hit his head on the concrete then started shaking
I think I made him paralyzed cause that's what usually happens when someone hits the back of their head and starts shaking
Anyways it was self-defense so I didn't get arrested no crimes committed all self defense
I instantly got up and started thinking what the fuck is going on looking at him and he's clearly a homeless junkie, he then started running at me with a knife but I knocked him out cold with a hook and then he fell and hit his head on the concrete then started shaking
I think I made him paralyzed cause that's what usually happens when someone hits the back of their head and starts shaking
Anyways it was self-defense so I didn't get arrested no crimes committed all self defense