A magical bill worth 5 dollars appeared in my secret stash

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I have a secret stash which I keep hidden form my parents because it's somewhat dishonorable to charge your uncle for computer services.

I keep the money there.

He has never given me a bill worth 500 cents, and I have never taken money from my parents to put into the stash because well that's pointless, the whole point is to be proud of what I myself earn, no matter how little it is compared to their bank accounts.

There is literally no conceivable reason for it to be there. From the body-language and tone of voice of my parents, I know that when they say there is no money kept in the house they MEAN it.

Did I accidentally perform a satanic ritual which causes money to magically appear? I've watched a video from a blind guy exposing a satanic cult who claims to have been a higher-up and he claims he magically spawned money with magick tricks.

The chance that this is a supernatural occurrence is just as high as my confidence that my uncle never made a mistake (if he had, I myself would have noticed he's paying wayyy too much, I never charge him 5 euros, and if he paid more but then had me return cash to him, that would have been more than memorable enough for me to never forget) and that I never took my parents' money to put in the stash because that's pointless, and this is literally 100%.
 
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Wait till this person finds out what a 5 dollar bill is

Wait till this person finds out that in other countries, you can't have 5 dollar bills, (like in Europe) and can only have something WORTH as much.

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Wait till this person finds out that in other countries
What do you mean? The United States of America is the only country on earth
Everywhere else is a third world wasteland with no proper financial system
 
Like is this real? No brainlets THIS severe existed pre late 2023 I swear to fucking god. (nvm just a low effort unfunny troll easily confused for a brainlet)

What I have can be the equilvanet of 5 bucks but american currency can't buy anything in Europe.
 
1. You were mean to me
2. The occult never reveals itself
1. Doesn't happen much if the person isn't an autistic retard to me first, which you totally were.

2. Yeah there's no occult revealing itself. Its product is there, of course, there is no explanation for literal magick money appearing in my stash which nobody else (well I guess except my uncle) knows exists.
 
1. Doesn't happen much if the person isn't an autistic retard to me first, which you totally were.

2. Yeah there's no occult revealing itself. Its product is there, of course, there is no explanation for literal magick money appearing in my stash which nobody else (well I guess except my uncle) knows exists.
You could ask your uncle if he has a Bible
 
I have a secret stash which I keep hidden form my parents because it's somewhat dishonorable to charge your uncle for computer services.

I keep the money there.

He has never given me a bill worth 500 cents, and I have never taken money from my parents to put into the stash because well that's pointless, the whole point is to be proud of what I myself earn, no matter how little it is compared to their bank accounts.

There is literally no conceivable reason for it to be there. From the body-language and tone of voice of my parents, I know that when they say there is no money kept in the house they MEAN it.

Did I accidentally perform a satanic ritual which causes money to magically appear? I've watched a video from a blind guy exposing a satanic cult who claims to have been a higher-up and he claims he magically spawned money with magick tricks.

The chance that this is a supernatural occurrence is just as high as my confidence that my uncle never made a mistake (if he had, I myself would have noticed he's paying wayyy too much, I never charge him 5 euros, and if he paid more but then had me return cash to him, that would have been more than memorable enough for me to never forget) and that I never took my parents' money to put in the stash because that's pointless, and this is literally 100%.
It was me who found it
 
I put it in there for you as gift don't worry about it pal
 
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Like is this real? No brainlets THIS severe existed pre late 2023 I swear to fucking god. (nvm just a low effort unfunny troll easily confused for a brainlet)

What I have can be the equilvanet of 5 bucks but american currency can't buy anything in Europe.
He's trolling but @Hernan and @Hunter are genuinely this stupid.
 
He's trolling but @Hernan and @Hunter are genuinely this stupid.
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nothing proven (except the fact that you literally wouldn't have use for a 5 dollar bill in europe) *turns to mirror* but alright faggot whatever helps you through the day.
 
@paladincel_ i know.
 

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