paladincel_
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I have a secret stash which I keep hidden form my parents because it's somewhat dishonorable to charge your uncle for computer services.
I keep the money there.
He has never given me a bill worth 500 cents, and I have never taken money from my parents to put into the stash because well that's pointless, the whole point is to be proud of what I myself earn, no matter how little it is compared to their bank accounts.
There is literally no conceivable reason for it to be there. From the body-language and tone of voice of my parents, I know that when they say there is no money kept in the house they MEAN it.
Did I accidentally perform a satanic ritual which causes money to magically appear? I've watched a video from a blind guy exposing a satanic cult who claims to have been a higher-up and he claims he magically spawned money with magick tricks.
The chance that this is a supernatural occurrence is just as high as my confidence that my uncle never made a mistake (if he had, I myself would have noticed he's paying wayyy too much, I never charge him 5 euros, and if he paid more but then had me return cash to him, that would have been more than memorable enough for me to never forget) and that I never took my parents' money to put in the stash because that's pointless, and this is literally 100%.
I keep the money there.
He has never given me a bill worth 500 cents, and I have never taken money from my parents to put into the stash because well that's pointless, the whole point is to be proud of what I myself earn, no matter how little it is compared to their bank accounts.
There is literally no conceivable reason for it to be there. From the body-language and tone of voice of my parents, I know that when they say there is no money kept in the house they MEAN it.
Did I accidentally perform a satanic ritual which causes money to magically appear? I've watched a video from a blind guy exposing a satanic cult who claims to have been a higher-up and he claims he magically spawned money with magick tricks.
The chance that this is a supernatural occurrence is just as high as my confidence that my uncle never made a mistake (if he had, I myself would have noticed he's paying wayyy too much, I never charge him 5 euros, and if he paid more but then had me return cash to him, that would have been more than memorable enough for me to never forget) and that I never took my parents' money to put in the stash because that's pointless, and this is literally 100%.
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