A nigga ode

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My nigga Boons came home on the fourth. I ain't seent the nigga in four years, so when I heard he was out I'm like, Imma scoop the nigga up first thing this evenin and welcome him back to the free world. A lot of shit done changed since he was locked up. We got ourselves a muhfuckin black president for one.

I slide thru to his babymom's crib on East 116th. Buzzer broke so I gotta shout at the window and shit. Elevator broke so I gotta walk up creaky stairs too. It don't matter. They doin it big up there. Mayella had the Welcome Home sign over the radiator. Wine cool- ers iced up in the trash can. I come in and see my nigga all tatted and brolic, veins up and down his neck. I'm like, Yo, that's my nigga. Made good use of the time.

He turn around and give me a look like, Is that my nigga Swan? Big daps. Big hugs.

Son, he say, you grew like two inches.

He six one and my ass is five six on a good day. I'm like, Ha, you got jokes.
 
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