a poem for @Master

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@Master

Yeah, I’m fat — and lovin’ it loud,
A heavyweight king, standin’ tall and proud.
No shame in my game, no diet in sight,
I eat like a legend, day and night.

Stackin’ plates like I stack respect,
Got belly rolls and zero regret.
Tight shirt ridin’ up? That’s flair.
You wish you had this belly to spare.

I don’t count carbs, I count snacks,
Late-night fridge raids, never lookin’ back.
Extra cheese? You know the drill.
If it ain’t greasy, it don’t thrill.

Big arms, big laugh, big mood,
Big bites, big love, big food.
You flex at the gym, I flex at the booth —
A living buffet of fat-boy truth.

So miss me with your shame parade,
This body’s built, not underpaid.
I’m fat, I’m fire, I’m full-on feast —
A legend of largeness, beauty increased.
 
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@Master

Yeah, I’m fat — and lovin’ it loud,
A heavyweight king, standin’ tall and proud.
No shame in my game, no diet in sight,
I eat like a legend, day and night.

Stackin’ plates like I stack respect,
Got belly rolls and zero regret.
Tight shirt ridin’ up? That’s flair.
You wish you had this belly to spare.

I don’t count carbs, I count snacks,
Late-night fridge raids, never lookin’ back.
Extra cheese? You know the drill.
If it ain’t greasy, it don’t thrill.

Big arms, big laugh, big mood,
Big bites, big love, big food.
You flex at the gym, I flex at the booth —
A living buffet of fat-boy truth.

So miss me with your shame parade,
This body’s built, not underpaid.
I’m fat, I’m fire, I’m full-on feast —
A legend of largeness, beauty increased.
w chatgpt
 
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Not bad not bad at all, @Master This nice chap been here a while, show him some recognition 🤌.
 
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@Master

Yeah, I’m fat — and lovin’ it loud,
A heavyweight king, standin’ tall and proud.
No shame in my game, no diet in sight,
I eat like a legend, day and night.

Stackin’ plates like I stack respect,
Got belly rolls and zero regret.
Tight shirt ridin’ up? That’s flair.
You wish you had this belly to spare.

I don’t count carbs, I count snacks,
Late-night fridge raids, never lookin’ back.
Extra cheese? You know the drill.
If it ain’t greasy, it don’t thrill.

Big arms, big laugh, big mood,
Big bites, big love, big food.
You flex at the gym, I flex at the booth —
A living buffet of fat-boy truth.

So miss me with your shame parade,
This body’s built, not underpaid.
I’m fat, I’m fire, I’m full-on feast —
A legend of largeness, beauty increased.
jfl ts so funny I must read this back quite few times and laugh almost each time I rember when I read this on Monday it'll truly made my day
 
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jfl ts so funny I must read this back quite few times and laugh almost each time I rember when I read this on Monday it'll truly made my day
I'm so happy to know that u feel like that bro
 
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Did anyone else cry reading this?
 
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jfl ts so funny I must read this back quite few times and laugh almost each time I rember when I read this on Monday it'll truly made my day
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@Master

Yeah, I’m fat — and lovin’ it loud,
A heavyweight king, standin’ tall and proud.
No shame in my game, no diet in sight,
I eat like a legend, day and night.

Stackin’ plates like I stack respect,
Got belly rolls and zero regret.
Tight shirt ridin’ up? That’s flair.
You wish you had this belly to spare.

I don’t count carbs, I count snacks,
Late-night fridge raids, never lookin’ back.
Extra cheese? You know the drill.
If it ain’t greasy, it don’t thrill.

Big arms, big laugh, big mood,
Big bites, big love, big food.
You flex at the gym, I flex at the booth —
A living buffet of fat-boy truth.

So miss me with your shame parade,
This body’s built, not underpaid.
I’m fat, I’m fire, I’m full-on feast —
A legend of largeness, beauty increased.
@Master your fatass couldn’t even drop a react ?
 
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I'm so happy to know that u feel like that bro
I had to let you know bro it deadass has made my week and made me laugh multiple times
 
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