Vermilioncore
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I once was told a story from my uncle It went like this:
My uncle came home from a night out with the boys and found his girl asleep. He cuddled into bed and slept too. He woke up at 2 am to take a piss. In the trash bin he saw a half ripped wrapper. Upon inspection he found out it was a condom wrapper. He doesn’t use condoms to have sex with his girl. So in a state of rage, he hurriedly got dressed and went out to fuck a 58 year old slut he knew from 4 years ago. He then took a photo and sent it to his girl. She cried and sent a photo of the truth:
It was a candy wrapper from a Mr. goodbar chocolate bar all along.
He instantly felt nauseous due to his mistake. Next day, she really fucked another man as revenge.
My uncle came home from a night out with the boys and found his girl asleep. He cuddled into bed and slept too. He woke up at 2 am to take a piss. In the trash bin he saw a half ripped wrapper. Upon inspection he found out it was a condom wrapper. He doesn’t use condoms to have sex with his girl. So in a state of rage, he hurriedly got dressed and went out to fuck a 58 year old slut he knew from 4 years ago. He then took a photo and sent it to his girl. She cried and sent a photo of the truth:
It was a candy wrapper from a Mr. goodbar chocolate bar all along.
He instantly felt nauseous due to his mistake. Next day, she really fucked another man as revenge.
