omnilegent
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Long story short I went outside today for the first time in 2 days and I was sitting on a bench in the park, watching a Rehab Room video while crying, until I saw a humanoid figure moving quickly in my peripherial vision.
Note that it was like 5 am, gloomy outside, and I was sitting in the furthest place I could find that had a bench so I instantly assumed niggas were trying to rob me and shit so I instantly jumped up and entered fight or flight mode.
But then after I put my phone down and rose up I took a look at who was running and my cortisol spikes suddenly turned into utter depression due to the realization that it was just a foid working out. Fucking depressing. I was so happy for half a millisecond thinking Gandy has finally sent his soldiers to test me so he can go ahead and reincarnate me into the promised 6'4 billionaire Gigachad with 10 inch penis and a harem. Then it got even more depressing because the foid looked at my disgusting subhuman self jumping up out of nowhere with tears in his eyes and smiled.
Fuck all women
Note that it was like 5 am, gloomy outside, and I was sitting in the furthest place I could find that had a bench so I instantly assumed niggas were trying to rob me and shit so I instantly jumped up and entered fight or flight mode.
But then after I put my phone down and rose up I took a look at who was running and my cortisol spikes suddenly turned into utter depression due to the realization that it was just a foid working out. Fucking depressing. I was so happy for half a millisecond thinking Gandy has finally sent his soldiers to test me so he can go ahead and reincarnate me into the promised 6'4 billionaire Gigachad with 10 inch penis and a harem. Then it got even more depressing because the foid looked at my disgusting subhuman self jumping up out of nowhere with tears in his eyes and smiled.
Fuck all women
