A sick man attempted to rob my home with Amazon plastic dildo in his ass

[cromagnon]

I was sleeping in my gated community suburban home when a 5ft4 spic was spotted on my cctv cameras creeping around the front of my home we had to chase him off the property then me and my dad kicked back watched a movie and drank some beer then he went to bed and I stroked it for a bit and slept

@Vermilioncore @vermillioncorefan

 

[flippasav]

Which parts of America or state do you even fucking live jfl

 

[deadstock]

 

[Deleted member 46941]

Oh fr?

 

[N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.]

I was sleeping in my gated community suburban home when a 5ft4 spic was spotted on my cctv cameras creeping around the front of my home we had to chase him off the property then me and my dad kicked back watched a movie and drank some beer then he went to bed and I stroked it for a bit and slept

@Vermilioncore @vermillioncorefan

Which one of you was it?

@Vermilioncore or @vermillioncorefan ?

 

[Michael-Davis]

Was he by any chance a nigger?

 

[cromagnon]

Which parts of America or state do you even fucking live jfl

New england

 

[flippasav]

New england

I’m surprised because that shit usually happens in California, New Mexico and poor areas of Texas

 

[Aladin]

I was sleeping in my gated community suburban home when a 5ft4 spic was spotted on my cctv cameras creeping around the front of my home we had to chase him off the property then me and my dad kicked back watched a movie and drank some beer then he went to bed and I stroked it for a bit and slept

@Vermilioncore @vermillioncorefan

Should have shot him dead.

 

[cromagnon]

I’m surprised because that shit usually happens in California, New Mexico and poor areas of Texas

Well I made this whole story up completely

 

[Vermilioncore]

Ooooooo you played with your wiener ooooooo

 

[ElTruecel]

I’m surprised because that shit usually happens in California, New Mexico and poor areas of Texas

It doesn’t happen in New England here he legit admitted to larping about this shit

 

[cromagnon]

It doesn’t happen in New England here he legit admitted to larping about this shit

I just wanted reps