A story about how I slapped my dick on this retard foids face at age 11 (long so maybe dnr)

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this is a good read, and please reppppp :forcedsmile: and im a changed man btw so dw!!!!!

Okay, so I grew up with this one foid that was pretty retarded, and me and her were friends up until maybe 5th grade, maybe end of 6th? bad memory right now but we grew super close, and when I was 10-11, we had a little retarded relationship a lot of people had at that age that's obviously not "real." Fast forward awhile, and we grew apart, and I saw her with this dumb chink Asian bitch that used to bully me for avoiding eye contact and just not fitting in in general. She was also hypersexual and maybe a pedophile because she was older (14) but still talked to younger boys:lul:, and I wasn't some super ND dude, so I didn't listen to her words much that were targeted to hurt me, but it added up over time and really saddened me. They were sitting at lunch, so I confronted my foid and said, "Are we still together? We don't talk much anymore." Her retard friend obv laughed like the inbred chink she was and said I was a loser and how my dick was "probably small" but oddly enough even with average dick now, puberty felt like it hit early so I was above average for my age and wanted to show her because I started with the gooning and frontal lobe frying early but never knew how to prove her WRONG! 😡 and I was pissed and upset because I really liked this foid I had at the time, so I made fun of how her brother beats on her (the Asian chick) . It turns out this nigga is the one picking her up that day and I got scolded by her SENIOR brother in front of everyone after school as I waited for my ride at the front of the building, bro (I was only 11 and still knew this was setting my status back generations), so the next week, still upset, I wanted to get her friend back because she rubbed me the wrong way and as a kid I didn't care about her being a woman, so I wanted to hit her initally because itd be hard for her to stop me,, so I wanted to hit her even more because of that as well, also she would take my food, slap me, etc. Also, as odd as this is, she would she fucking punch and kick at my dick? like trying to hurt me or something (which will explain why I did what I did). Hopefully you guys understand how I describe her she thought she could touch up on a lil nigga like me, so long story short, at the end of the school day, she was in the computer room studying ALONE, and so I just thought of whatever I could do that would scar her, so I pulled my dick out, yes, the one she thought she could fucking punch and KICK... and I put it ON her shoulder and slapped it around her neck and face as I was semi hard; it was resting on her shoulder, and for awhihle she DIDN'T FUCKING MOVE? SHE SAW IT AND FROZE LMFAOO. I helicoptered it in her face and pulled her hair clear back when she got up but didn't beat on her because that's too much but felt like I left my mark like a dog pissing on a tree and that was that.

Thanks for reading, boys :lul::lul::lul::lul::love::love::love::love::love::love:
 
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Pedophiles.org
 
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Read the whole thing. Thanks for wasting my fucking time with your tales. This is the last time I give a greyfag on here the benefit of the doubt.
 
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Read the whole thing. Thanks for wasting my fucking time with your tales. This is the last time I give a greyfag on here the benefit of the doubt.
LMFAO bro it happen
 
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14 and 11 bro :feelsree:

Still probably larp :feelstastyman:
 
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dnr no paragraph breaks I'm sure its good though
 
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Dnr
 
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this is a good read, and please reppppp :forcedsmile: and im a changed man btw so dw!!!!!

Okay, so I grew up with this one foid that was pretty retarded, and me and her were friends up until maybe 5th grade, maybe end of 6th? bad memory right now but we grew super close, and when I was 10-11, we had a little retarded relationship a lot of people had at that age that's obviously not "real." Fast forward awhile, and we grew apart, and I saw her with this dumb chink Asian bitch that used to bully me for avoiding eye contact and just not fitting in in general. She was also hypersexual and maybe a pedophile because she was older (14) but still talked to younger boys:lul:, and I wasn't some super ND dude, so I didn't listen to her words much that were targeted to hurt me, but it added up over time and really saddened me. They were sitting at lunch, so I confronted my foid and said, "Are we still together? We don't talk much anymore." Her retard friend obv laughed like the inbred chink she was and said I was a loser and how my dick was "probably small" but oddly enough even with average dick now, puberty felt like it hit early so I was above average for my age and wanted to show her because I started with the gooning and frontal lobe frying early but never knew how to prove her WRONG! 😡 and I was pissed and upset because I really liked this foid I had at the time, so I made fun of how her brother beats on her (the Asian chick) . It turns out this nigga is the one picking her up that day and I got scolded by her SENIOR brother in front of everyone after school as I waited for my ride at the front of the building, bro (I was only 11 and still knew this was setting my status back generations), so the next week, still upset, I wanted to get her friend back because she rubbed me the wrong way and as a kid I didn't care about her being a woman, so I wanted to hit her initally because itd be hard for her to stop me,, so I wanted to hit her even more because of that as well, also she would take my food, slap me, etc. Also, as odd as this is, she would she fucking punch and kick at my dick? like trying to hurt me or something (which will explain why I did what I did). Hopefully you guys understand how I describe her she thought she could touch up on a lil nigga like me, so long story short, at the end of the school day, she was in the computer room studying ALONE, and so I just thought of whatever I could do that would scar her, so I pulled my dick out, yes, the one she thought she could fucking punch and KICK... and I put it ON her shoulder and slapped it around her neck and face as I was semi hard; it was resting on her shoulder, and for awhihle she DIDN'T FUCKING MOVE? SHE SAW IT AND FROZE LMFAOO. I helicoptered it in her face and pulled her hair clear back when she got up but didn't beat on her because that's too much but felt like I left my mark like a dog pissing on a tree and that was that.

Thanks for reading, boys :lul::lul::lul::lul::love::love::love::love::love::love:
i tried, dnr
 
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