A taco bender got moved next to me at work today

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I then asked my supervisor about moving  my seat. He said he'll talk to the big boss first thing tomorrow morning about moving me to a different section 🥳
 
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I then asked my supervisor about moving  my seat. He said he'll talk to the big boss first thing tomorrow morning about moving me to a different section 🥳
where do you work
 
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There's a racist White foid who sits on the other side of me. She's angry they moved this mestizo to our section too.

So I brainstormed with her. We came up with a legit-sounding rationale of why we'd like to be moved to a different section.

Of course I knew better than to tell my supervisor "We don't want to sit in the same section as this taco bender guy" 😆🌮
 
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I've mentioned this taco bender on the forum before. He's the ugly spic who's married to his high school sweetheart.

Here's an AI rendition of him. As ugly as the AI rendition is, I assure you the real thing is even worse:

Askai 380786
 
The racist White woman who also doesn’t want to sit by him is the female coworker I've mentioned who talks to me about her urination

Askai 377834
 
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There's a racist White foid who sits on the other side of me. She's angry they moved this mestizo to our section too.

So I brainstormed with her. We came up with a legit-sounding rationale of why we'd like to be moved to a different section.

Of course I knew better than to tell my supervisor "We don't want to sit in the same section as this taco bender guy" 😆🌮
The Chadriguez would fuck her on the night while a pinkie like you copes here.
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tales...tales of a piss lover racist
What a shame that White foid I work closely with is married.

She'd be ideal for me if she was single: She's 63 (I like older), racist, and likes to discuss piss 🚽
 
They moved us today.

Immediately after they moved us, the taco bender sent me a message saying he's sad they moved us.

He obviously has no idea I hate him :LOL:
 
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When the foid was moving her file cabinet to our new section, I got to check out her backside 🥳

Askai 377834
 
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Do you think if you offered her 250 an hour she'd be willing to satiate your piss kink?
Not sure if the money would make a difference. Her husband has a lot of money (which means by extension, she has a lot of money).

That being said, she might let me watch for free. After all, she talks to me about her urination an awful lot.
 
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@BeanCelll Are you obnoxious about your Mexican identity?
 
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@BeanCelll Are you obnoxious about your Mexican identity?
Nope, I isolate myself in most social contexts, I hardly take to these people outside of when necessary let alone just boast about national pride for a fucked nation.

If you're refering to the the flag wavers I really don't give too much of a shit, I think they're retarded but oh well those types will always exist.
 
That 63 year old female coworker isn't in the $250 class anyway. At her age, the most she could pull is $150.

$250 gets you this:

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Then again, $320 gets you that:

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The escort industry is strange (in terms of pricing)
 
Nope, I isolate myself in most social contexts, I hardly take to these people outside of when necessary let alone just boast about national pride for a fucked nation.

If you're refering to the the flag wavers I really don't give too much of a shit, I think they're retarded but oh well those types will always exist.
Yeah, the flag wavers are especially obnoxious.

In any case, since you're not a flag waver (or even prideful of a nation there's no reason to take pride in), I wouldn't request to move if you got seated next to me.
 
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I wouldn't request to move if you got seated next to me.
Thank you gracious white man this moved me to tears, I might get this inscribed on a gold plaque to hang on my wall.

(Gold as a nod to your fetish)
 
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Flag wavers will always exist, yeah...but they have no business waving that rag on my side of the border
 
Thank you gracious white man this moved me to tears, I might get this inscribed on a gold plaque to hang on my wall.

(Gold as a nod to your fetish)
I live in a place where Mexicans and Whites are roughly equal in number. I couldn't hold a job if I demanded to move any time a Mexican got seated next to me :LOL:.

I reserve the move requests for the absolute most obnoxious Mexicans (in fact, this is the first time I've ever requested to move)
 
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Today was awesome.

I got to check out her backside:

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I got affectionately touched on the upper arm by her:

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And to top it all off, I got moved away from this obnoxious taco bender:

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Imagine being the taco bender of all taco benders, yet then being surprised 2 White coworkers want to move away from you 🌮
 

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