A woman will never write a song about you

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If I was 6”3 this wouldn’t be out of reach though. Beyond brutal
 
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They did

 
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Of all the girls tossing rocks at your window
I'll be the one waiting there even when it's cold
Hey Stephen, boy, you might have me believing
I don't always have to be alone
'Cause I can't help it if you look like an angel
Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain, so
Come feel this magic I've been feeling since I met you
Can't help it if there's no one else
Mmm, I can't help myself

:cautious::cry:😭
 
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Of all the girls tossing rocks at your window
I'll be the one waiting there even when it's cold
Hey Stephen, boy, you might have me believing
I don't always have to be alone
'Cause I can't help it if you look like an angel
Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain, so
Come feel this magic I've been feeling since I met you
Can't help it if there's no one else
Mmm, I can't help myself

:cautious::cry:😭

Over for hopeless romanticels
 
Now it's time for you to cry losers. :lul: :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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Too bad I made my oneitis do it and if she refused I hired a hitman (roided balkan ogres) on her
 
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Lol, you can just hire one...
Not the same
 
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Not the same
No one will know...If you have enough money you could probably even hire a recognizable female singer, film a music video, have her sign a non-disclosure agreement, etc.
 
No one will know...If you have enough money you could probably even hire a recognizable female singer, film a music video, have her sign a non-disclosure agreement, etc.
It has to be genuine
 
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They do occasionally write songs about sub chads

Whole song about the anger and disgust of being cold approached by a sub chad
lol
 
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They do occasionally write songs about sub chads

Whole song about the anger and disgust of being cold approached by a sub chad
lol

This is the same foid that made a whole song/music video about her brother Alfie Allen (Theon Greyjoy in GoT) being a loser/coomer.



Imagine this entitled little brat being your older sister.
 
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It has to be genuine
Lol, then have the woman sing something honest like:

Your accomplishments are truly commendable, it's true,
But this song was bought and paid for, just to flatter you
I'll sing about your virtues, your triumphs, and more,
But the words won't carry the weight they did before.

(Chorus):I'm singing 'cause they paid me to praise your name,
But my heart's not in it, it's just a part of the game.
I'll sing it with passion, pretend it's what I feel,
But deep inside, I know that it's not real.
 
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This is the same foid that made a whole song/music video about her brother Alfie Allen (Theon Greyjoy in GoT) being a loser/coomer.



Imagine this entitled little brat being your older sister.

What a vile creature
 
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This is the same foid that made a whole song/music video about her brother Alfie Allen (Theon Greyjoy in GoT) being a loser/coomer.



Imagine this entitled little brat being your older sister.

Deserves a brutal skull fucking for this tbh
 
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God writes to me
 

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