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Lonenely sigma

Lonenely sigma

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Went with my mum to buy some clothes because thats certainly going to make me less of a missing-link-with-neanderthals-looking

So, I bought a few nice zoomer hoodies. Coupled with my feminine boneless face, I figured, at least I can look baby-ish ugly rather than ogre tier ugly

But then... it happened

The dressing room had one of those double mirrors... jesus christ... is my nose really this bad fucking bad? Where are my undereyes?

All rejections make sense again. Day fucking ruined
 
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The dressing room had one of those double mirrors... jesus christ... is my nose really this bad fucking bad?

All rejections make sense again. Day fucking ruined
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Happened to me when I was fat I took a Pic in the gym double mirror and fainted they thought I died and kept sipping water on me
 
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cant relate :ogre:
 
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Went with my mum to buy some clothes because thats certainly going to make me less of a missing-link-with-neanderthals-looking

So, I bought a few nice zoomer hoodies. Coupled with my feminine boneless face, I figured, at least I can look baby-ish ugly rather than ogre tier ugly

But then... it happened

The dressing room had one of those double mirrors... jesus christ... is my nose really this bad fucking bad? Where are my undereyes?

All rejections make sense again. Day fucking ruined
the last time i went with my mom to buy clothes was like a year ago and i had acne, we went into those strong bright light dressing rooms and i looked at my face and my acne was fucking screaming, she couldnt understand why i was so fucking angry and just wanted to go home, didnt buy a single hoodie that day
 
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knew you became yet another victim of the double mirror the second i saw the title
 
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knew you became yet another victim of the double mirror the second i saw the title
 
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the last time i went with my mom to buy clothes was like a year ago and i had acne, we went into those strong bright light dressing rooms and i looked at my face and my acne was fucking screaming, she couldnt understand why i was so fucking angry and just wanted to go home, didnt buy a single hoodie that day
Not an acne but I have a very bloody line-looking cut around my left ramus from shaving, its also mega visible under that white-blue lighting, extremely brutal lighting, though at least it makes my blue eyes shineee:owo:
 
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knew you became yet another victim of the double mirror the second i saw the title
i kinda like those, shows my forward growth pretty well, tho those bright lights really do not help my skin at all
 
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Not an acne but I have a very bloody line-looking cut around my left ramus from shaving, its also mega visible under that white-blue lighting, extremely brutal lighting, though at least it makes my blue eyes shineee:owo:
those mirrors are life fuel for me if my skin decides to cooperate, i have canceled multiple nights out and meetups because of my skin
 
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can relate
 
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knew you became yet another victim of the double mirror the second i saw the title
nigga became yet another victim of masters shit site server , double messaging to ruin rep ratio 😫
 
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nigga became yet another victim of masters shit site server , double messaging to ruin rep ratio 😫
Brutal accidental double reply, double the over-ity for my face
 
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Went with my mum to buy some clothes because thats certainly going to make me less of a missing-link-with-neanderthals-looking

So, I bought a few nice zoomer hoodies. Coupled with my feminine boneless face, I figured, at least I can look baby-ish ugly rather than ogre tier ugly

But then... it happened

The dressing room had one of those double mirrors... jesus christ... is my nose really this bad fucking bad? Where are my undereyes?

All rejections make sense again. Day fucking ruined

If it makes you feel any better

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Once again proven everyone thinks too good about themselves.
 
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nigga became yet another victim of masters shit site server , double messaging to ruin rep ratio 😫

mirin' @trench for stepping up and repping both posts

to add to the topic ... top 3 enemies of every subhuman out there:
1. a group of young girls walking past you
2. double mirrors
3. people inadvertently catching you with the camera while taking photos of others and posting them on ig or fb
 
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mirin' @trench for stepping up and repping both posts

to add to the topic ... top 3 enemies of every subhuman out there:
1. a group of young girls walking past you
2. double mirrors
3. people inadvertently catching you with the camera while taking photos of others and posting them on ig or fb
i overdosed on bp so much i already wrote to my friend that we are getting drunk this friday, i might unironically just continue drinking throughout whole saturday, kinda getting into that dangerous territory im starting to drink because of life being brutal and not because i want to be more low inhib on nights out
 
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i overdosed on bp so much i already wrote to my friend that we are getting drunk this friday, i might unironically just continue drinking throughout whole saturday, kinda getting into that dangerous territory im starting to drink because of life being brutal and not because i want to be more low inhib on nights out
You are a fakecel anyway... you don't have the right to alcoholcope unlike some of us
 
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i overdosed on bp so much i already wrote to my friend that we are getting drunk this friday, i might unironically just continue drinking throughout whole saturday, kinda getting into that dangerous territory im starting to drink because of life being brutal and not because i want to be more low inhib on nights out

this is still salvageable. when you start drinking because you are bored to death and nothing stimulates you anymore, it's time to start checking where the closest rehab clinics are
 
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You are a fakecel anyway... you don't have the right to alcoholcope unlike some of us
i can guarantee i had more brutal bp real life experiences than u, i was 155cm at 15 and then went to 179 in two years at 17, you have no idea how brutal it was before i grew, no gl face was saving me at that height
 
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First timer?:feelshmm:
 
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this is still salvageable. when you start drinking because you are bored to death and nothing stimulates you anymore, it's time to start checking where the closest rehab clinics are
every single day that passes by makes me understand why my dad was drinking more and more
 
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every single day that passes by makes me understand why my dad was drinking more and more

can't believe i used to give my father and grandfather so much shit for drinking because i genuinely thought it made 0 sense whatsoever. holy ignorance. what were they supposed to get their highs from at 50+ ... watching the news?
 
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i can guarantee i had more brutal bp real life experiences than u, i was 155cm at 15 and then went to 179 in two years at 17, you have no idea how brutal it was before i grew, no gl face was saving me at that height
the comical thing is that i was known as that charismatic guy before heightpill kicked hard at like 12-13, everybody thought i had a real badass boss attitude, all of that dissapeared when i started constantly getting my height mentioned everywhere i went
 
can't believe i used to give shit to my father and grandfather for drinking, while genuinely believing it makes 0 sense whatsoever. holy ignorance. what were they supposed to get their highs from at 50+ ... watching the news?
i even hated my father for some time, my mom cucked him and his mom(my grandma abused him in some way) and i literally hated him for trying to cope somehow by drinking, he never hit me or anything, he wasnt ever rude to me, im getting in contact with my fellow sad nigga the second i leave for uni (in june), i used to also give shit to my grandpa as well jfl at how tables turn
 
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Went with my mum to buy some clothes because thats certainly going to make me less of a missing-link-with-neanderthals-looking

So, I bought a few nice zoomer hoodies. Coupled with my feminine boneless face, I figured, at least I can look baby-ish ugly rather than ogre tier ugly

But then... it happened

The dressing room had one of those double mirrors... jesus christ... is my nose really this bad fucking bad? Where are my undereyes?

All rejections make sense again. Day fucking ruined
this is so fucking relatable, this entire exact story happened to me (just not the nose), my forward head posture cucking my jaw (which would otherwise be pretty damn great)
 
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the last time i went with my mom to buy clothes was like a year ago and i had acne, we went into those strong bright light dressing rooms and i looked at my face and my acne was fucking screaming, she couldnt understand why i was so fucking angry and just wanted to go home, didnt buy a single hoodie that day
did you fix it?
 
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yeah whenever i think of like i look good/some girl gave me ioi or smth i just look at my side profile on the mirror whenever i get home.

no way in the hell a girl prefers a face like this unless like i am the only man left in the world.
 
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Happened to me when I was fat I took a Pic in the gym double mirror and fainted they thought I died and kept sipping water on me
Losing weight will actually ascend my profile? It looks too subhuman to be saved
 
Losing weight will actually ascend my profile? It looks too subhuman to be saved
i don't know man, this was when i was 17 idk if my bones developed or losing weight what showed them and my side profile is decent not model tier
 
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i don't know man, this was when i was 17 idk if my bones developed or losing weight what showed them and my side profile is decent not model tier
I'm 15 right now
 
I'm 15 right now
you're young focus on your nutrition and sleep so you grow taller
i did the mistake of cuttin at 16 so i stunned my growth thankfully i still grew after turning 18
 
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yeah whenever i think of like i look good/some girl gave me ioi or smth i just look at my side profile on the mirror whenever i get home.

no way in the hell a girl prefers a face like this unless like i am the only man left in the world.
Tough shit man, its rough. My subhumanity prevents people from ever loving me.

If only I had a normal, forward grown face, small tiny nose, great well stretched out soft tissue... maybe girls would see my personality then...
 
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how did you fix it
tested out different elimination diets, then i went fully gluten free (like fully not even trace amounts) and it dissapeared completely, dairy upsets me sometimes but can still eat it
 
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tested out different elimination diets, then i went fully gluten free (like fully not even trace amounts) and it dissapeared completely, dairy upsets me sometimes but can still eat it
what diets? did it also work against scars (pie)?
 
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what diets? did it also work against scars (pie)?
paleo diet, low carb diet, full keto diet, carnivore, dairy free diet, the one that worked was gluten free, will go gluten free for the rest of my life probably
 
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my nose is my best facial feature the rest is ltn/mtn though
 
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paleo diet, low carb diet, full keto diet, carnivore, dairy free diet, the one that worked was gluten free, will go gluten free for the rest of my life probably
and did it help against scars?
what does your daily food look like mourning to night?
 
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and did it help against scars?
what does your daily food look like mourning to night?
i didnt have scars from like pimples but i had very rough bloody eczema shit skin before and yes they went away, i usually eat meat, potatos, dates, other fruit, rice, gluten free pasta if im feelin it, and other gluten free goyslop if im feelin it
 
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