Advantages of being a short man

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isis_Bleach

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advantages of being short like me, a basederino smoll heckin r/short unit :soy::
1- you dont get to hit trees :soy:
2- you don't get toxic women hitting on you (bullet dodged :soy:)
3-people find you more heckin wholesome nd cute :soy:
4-your future gf can carry you around if shes taller :soy: or even better if you are the same height as your partner :soy:
5-you don't look down on people :soy: which makes them more comfortable talking to you :soy:
6-you can make them gainz easier bro :soy:
7- you fit ez in clothes bed and other stuff :soy: you also dont need to always duck in public transport :soy:
8- you can drive sports cars better:soy: do you know that tall ppl have a lot of difficulty fitting in a race car because the cockpits are small? its made for us short ppl :soy::soy::soy: also ur small figure will have minor effect on decreaskng power to weight ratio :soy::soy::soy:
 
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