BigJimsWornOutTires
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There were fights today on the field. There will be more rumbles next weekend to keep you watching. If I were their writer, I would stage a cheerleader pulling the top off another cheerleader as they fight. I would stage two NFL players ripping their helmets off and then kissing passionately while grabbing their crotches. Ah, yes, that will bring attention; more fans; could save the NFL!
I would write The Taylor Swift Affair with Another NFL Player. Oooouu, drama. "OMG! Travis is like soooooooo hurt." But not any football star, noooooo... one that brings controversy. If you're thinking, Oh, fuck. Yup! Black man with white girl.
Finally, I would stage a coach cussing the fans, "Fuck all of you! I hope you all die, motherfuckers!" Ah, yes, more excitement for the NFL. However, nothing will save you, motherfuckers. You're done!
I would write The Taylor Swift Affair with Another NFL Player. Oooouu, drama. "OMG! Travis is like soooooooo hurt." But not any football star, noooooo... one that brings controversy. If you're thinking, Oh, fuck. Yup! Black man with white girl.
Finally, I would stage a coach cussing the fans, "Fuck all of you! I hope you all die, motherfuckers!" Ah, yes, more excitement for the NFL. However, nothing will save you, motherfuckers. You're done!