After the Chiefs vs. Raiders revealed NFL is indeed staged, the executives and head investors ordered the teams to create stimulation

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There were fights today on the field. There will be more rumbles next weekend to keep you watching. If I were their writer, I would stage a cheerleader pulling the top off another cheerleader as they fight. I would stage two NFL players ripping their helmets off and then kissing passionately while grabbing their crotches. Ah, yes, that will bring attention; more fans; could save the NFL!

I would write The Taylor Swift Affair with Another NFL Player. Oooouu, drama. "OMG! Travis is like soooooooo hurt." But not any football star, noooooo... one that brings controversy. If you're thinking, Oh, fuck. Yup! Black man with white girl.

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Finally, I would stage a coach cussing the fans, "Fuck all of you! I hope you all die, motherfuckers!" Ah, yes, more excitement for the NFL. However, nothing will save you, motherfuckers. You're done!
 
You should see the stories today about the past weekend. A shitload of drama, fights, retardation on the field. Ugh, wait till next weekend! These motherfuckers know the cat is out of the bag. Everyone now knows it's a fake sport. And they'll spend tens of millions of dollars to cover that truth up! They'll have their employees (athletes) do wacky things, say stupid things, do crazy acts. Whatever it takes to draw people back WHILE staging the games, good luck with that! Lmao.
 

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