AGEPILL IS THE MOST BRUTAL BLACKPILL (IT FUCKING DESTROYED ME)

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

I know this is confusing so to clarify, what I mean by agepill is your numerical age, not biological age.

At least biological ageing can be mitigated (with healthmaxxing) and covered up (with procedures), numerical age on the other hand cannot (unless you forge legal documents)

At least ascension is theoretically possible, even for subhumans, if you make enough money and get the right surgeries.

This is my current plan. I should "ascend" by age 28-30, because I would have saved up enough money by 25 to fund them.

BUT HERES WHATS SO BRUTAL

By age 28-30, I can forget about getting a young, virgin wife.

WITH ENOUGH TIME I CAN ASCEND, BUT NEVER CAN I GO BACK IN TIME!

This is what is so brutal. I'll be legally and socially OLD by the time I ascend!

YAYYYY I ASCENDED!! OH WAIT ALL THIS JUST TO LOOK GOOD FOR ROASTIES

 

[Chadeep]

Look young Larp age

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

@gimmedatacc @DRACOX @superpsycho @rehabcel

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

Look young Larp age

WE NEED GUIDES ON THIS

OUR ONLY FUCKING HOPE FOR OLDCELS

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

I look young (people think 15-16) but im legally 20, so no JBs for me

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

@Dwrk @Slayfer @hax @fwhr glazer

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

I see why old users like @_MVP_ focus on money, LOOKSMAXXING FOR ROASTIES IS CUCKED

I WANT TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH THIS BRUTAL REALIZATION

 

[Chadeep]

WE NEED GUIDES ON THIS

OUR ONLY FUCKING HOPE FOR OLDCELS

Amnesia is already doing that he's almost 40 dating 18-19 year old

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

Amnesia is already doing that he's almost 40 dating 18-19 year old

So being chad helps with everything (water)

But they are probably already roasties tbh. I want a virgin wife. Still impressive though for his age

 

[Chadeep]

So being chad helps with everything (water)

But they are probably already roasties tbh. I want a virgin wife. Still impressive though for his age

High chance of getting a teenage Virgin than 30 year old viegin

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

High chance of getting a teenage Virgin than 30 year old viegin

30 year old virgin is utter nonsense. I want nothing to do with a "30 year old virgin"

GIVE ME YOUNG VIRGIN WIFE

 

[Chadeep]

30 year old virgin is utter nonsense. I want nothing to do with a "30 year old virgin"

GIVE ME YOUNG VIRGIN WIFE

Lol at 30 you get Born Again Virgins. " You'll have to wait for marriage to have sex with me" Meanwhile she fucked 100 dudes in college

 

[iblamemandible7]

You will never get today back

Broo'ull

 

[hax]

just turn into a vampire

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

Lol at 30 you get Born Again Virgins. " You'll have to wait for marriage to have sex with me" Meanwhile she fucked 100 dudes in college

FUCKING PATHETIC

They pretend like they are all PURE because they realize their MISTAKE

US MEN MUST MAKE THEM PAY FOR THEIR MISTAKE, NOT GIVE IN TO THEIR DELUSIONS

FUCKING WHORES

U AINT VIRGINS U FUCKING WHORES

UR USED UP ROASTIES POISONED WITH TELEGONY AND I WILL NEVER WANT U

FUCK U DUMB BITCHES UR GOOD FOR NOTHING DISGUSTING ABOMINATIONS

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

just turn into a vampire

DRINK THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN!!!!!!

POWER!!!!!!!!!

 

[DRACOX]

I know this is confusing so to clarify, what I mean by agepill is your numerical age, not biological age.

At least biological ageing can be mitigated (with healthmaxxing) and covered up (with procedures), numerical age on the other hand cannot (unless you forge legal documents)

At least ascension is theoretically possible, even for subhumans, if you make enough money and get the right surgeries.

This is my current plan. I should "ascend" by age 28-30, because I would have saved up enough money by 25 to fund them.

BUT HERES WHATS SO BRUTAL

By age 28-30, I can forget about getting a young, virgin wife.

WITH ENOUGH TIME I CAN ASCEND, BUT NEVER CAN I GO BACK IN TIME!

This is what is so brutal. I'll be legally and socially OLD by the time I ascend!

YAYYYY I ASCENDED!! OH WAIT ALL THIS JUST TO LOOK GOOD FOR ROASTIES

How young do you want your wife to be?