Agronomist is the most fucking useless job ever

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Chemists and biologists can do that stuff, there is absolutely no reason for agronomists to even exist as a field. they are basically theoretical farmers, which is completely fucking pointless when farmers do manual labor mostly. My oneitis is an agronomist so its over for her.
 
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If people have to Google what the fuck your job even is (like I just did) it is over.
 
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It’s a conversation starter tho innit
Stacy - "So.. what is it you do exactly? :love: "
Incel - "Well I'm an agronomist. I stu-"
Stacy - "I don't know what that is sounds boring :/ - Anyway I work at a salon."
*convo dies there*
 
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Stacy - "So.. what is it you do exactly? :love: "
Incel - "Well I'm an agronomist. I stu-"
Stacy - "I don't know what is sounds boring :/ - Anyway I work at a salon."
*convo dies there*
i could hack the student services at the agronomy school and reduce my oneitis' grades to zzero if i wanted. they are that pathetic
 
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Stacy - "So.. what is it you do exactly? :love: "
Incel - "Well I'm an agronomist. I stu-"
Stacy - "I don't know what is sounds boring :/ - Anyway I work at a salon."
*convo dies there*
Thoughts on just making up some insane shit?

example below:
Stacy - "So.. what is it you do exactly? 😍
Incel - "I'm a certified beast slayer. The government hires me to kill the alphas of the pack. If I quit I must acquire a protégée so the human race isn't wiped out from these monsters.
Stacy - "Meds now"
 
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Thoughts on just making up some insane shit?

example below:
Stacy - "So.. what is it you do exactly? 😍
Incel - "I'm a certified beast slayer. The government hires me to kill the alphas of the pack. If I quit I must acquire a protégée so the human race isn't wiped out from these monsters.
Stacy - "Meds now"
stacy- "tales from the slums of mumabi"
 
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Thoughts on just making up some insane shit?

example below:
Stacy - "So.. what is it you do exactly? 😍
Incel - "I'm a certified beast slayer. The government hires me to kill the alphas of the pack. If I quit I must acquire a protégée so the human race isn't wiped out from these monsters.
Stacy - "Meds now"
Or she will just say something like

S: "Oooh interesting do you make alot of money :love: "
I: "No not really"
*Stacy gets up and leaves*
 
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Or she will just say something like

S: "Oooh interesting do you make alot of money :love: "
I: "No not really"
*Stacy gets up and leaves*
Easy. Use the suicide method. If she tries to leave I'll pretend that I'm suicidal and I'll KILL MYSELF if she LEAVES
S: "Oooh interesting do you make alot of money :love: "
I: "No not really"
*Stacy gets up and leaves*
I: "WAIT!! IF YOU LEAVE I'LL KILL MYSELF YOU RETARD!!"
S: "JESUS CHRIST CHILL THE FUCK OUT WTF?"
I: "I'LL PUT YOU IN MY SUICIDE NOTE!! DATE OR SUICIDE!!"
S: "WTFF??"
*Stacy pretends to date me*

If it doesn't work, I can always refine the trick for the next victim
What do you think?
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imagine being a farmer and having some young foid think she can tell you what to do
 
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I mean it’s science so not useless, they’re likely more knowledgeable in the field of crops than biologist are. A true useless job would be social studies related jobs, or those on social media like streamers, most youtubers, tiktokers.
 
imagine being a farmer and having some young foid think she can tell you what to do
Imagine eating food and having a nutritionist tell you what to eat..
 
I mean it’s science so not useless, they’re likely more knowledgeable in the field of crops than biologist are. A true useless job would be social studies related jobs, or those on social media like streamers, most youtubers, tiktokers.
anyone can just look that stuff up
 

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