AspiringMogger
Alcohol is the fuel for hook-up culture
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I’ve been incel past 3 weeks, which have coincided with me being sober for 3 weeks. Well yesterday I went out drinking and this is what happened.
I thought I had a guaranteed slay, since I was going out with a girl I had already smashed. We drank white wine and listened to music outside watching the sunset. It was lovely. By the end of it I thought we were going back to her place but she had work 6 in the morning and was on her period
At this point it was 8:30PM. Night was still young so I went to my favourite bodega which I know is always filled. I ordered a beer and sat outside for about 5 mins, before two girls tapped me on my shoulder and asked me if I was here alone and wanted to join them. They were 24 and 26 and I could tell they were a little older so I LARPed 24. The night goes on we are having fun, but I’m autistically trying to decide which one to pursue. I hadn’t talked to women in a while so I was completely out my groove.
We talk about dating apps and I see the 24 year old girl’s hinge profile and it’s nothing special; just her eviscerating manlets. The first thing she did was swipe over to see their height and if it was shorter than 185cm she didn’t even want to scroll their pics. Absolutely brootal height pill
I give her my hinge and the first thing she looks at is my age I completely forgot I was LARPing 24. Even though I was incredibly drunk I still felt a bit of embarrassment. I did a Hail Mary and asked the 26 year old if she wanted to smash, got my shot denied and left.
At this point it was 11PM. The night was getting late, but I wasn’t done
I remembered @forevergymcelling wise words in a drunken haze. Something about Kebab shop game mogging actually going into the clubs, so I ordered food at Burger King and was chatting to girls outside in the smoking area while I was munching a crispy chicken. I did this for 30 mins before I was about to give up.
Then a slender brunette tapped me on my shoulder. She was talking to some Arab and then asked me why I was sitting outside alone eating Burger King. That’s how the convo started - we were yapping, I made out with her and asked her if we should go back to her place. She told me yea when the club-closes
I was at a cross road. Do I just go home now or wait the hour out before getting some pussy. Since I hadn’t slayed in 3 weeks I of course waited out.
Long story short we went back to her place and smashed till 5:30 AM. Then as I thought we were about to sleep she told me she had work in 1 hour, and had to kick me out. Her body was very tatted and she was 19. I didn’t think she had any figure cause she was slight slender, but I enjoyed my time.
I fell asleep on the bus and missed my stop but I got home eventually.
TL;DR if you don’t drink you will never slay.
I thought I had a guaranteed slay, since I was going out with a girl I had already smashed. We drank white wine and listened to music outside watching the sunset. It was lovely. By the end of it I thought we were going back to her place but she had work 6 in the morning and was on her period
At this point it was 8:30PM. Night was still young so I went to my favourite bodega which I know is always filled. I ordered a beer and sat outside for about 5 mins, before two girls tapped me on my shoulder and asked me if I was here alone and wanted to join them. They were 24 and 26 and I could tell they were a little older so I LARPed 24. The night goes on we are having fun, but I’m autistically trying to decide which one to pursue. I hadn’t talked to women in a while so I was completely out my groove.
We talk about dating apps and I see the 24 year old girl’s hinge profile and it’s nothing special; just her eviscerating manlets. The first thing she did was swipe over to see their height and if it was shorter than 185cm she didn’t even want to scroll their pics. Absolutely brootal height pill
I give her my hinge and the first thing she looks at is my age
I completely forgot I was LARPing 24. Even though I was incredibly drunk I still felt a bit of embarrassment. I did a Hail Mary and asked the 26 year old if she wanted to smash, got my shot denied and left.At this point it was 11PM. The night was getting late, but I wasn’t done
I remembered @forevergymcelling wise words in a drunken haze. Something about Kebab shop game mogging actually going into the clubs, so I ordered food at Burger King and was chatting to girls outside in the smoking area while I was munching a crispy chicken. I did this for 30 mins before I was about to give up.
Then a slender brunette tapped me on my shoulder. She was talking to some Arab and then asked me why I was sitting outside alone eating Burger King. That’s how the convo started - we were yapping, I made out with her and asked her if we should go back to her place. She told me yea when the club-closes
I was at a cross road. Do I just go home now or wait the hour out before getting some pussy. Since I hadn’t slayed in 3 weeks I of course waited out.
Long story short we went back to her place and smashed till 5:30 AM. Then as I thought we were about to sleep she told me she had work in 1 hour, and had to kick me out. Her body was very tatted and she was 19. I didn’t think she had any figure cause she was slight slender, but I enjoyed my time.
I fell asleep on the bus and missed my stop but I got home eventually.
TL;DR if you don’t drink you will never slay.
