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Welcome to your daily dose of reality, wake up from the world of possibility into the real world. All heightmaxxes are cope.
HGH/MK-6777/Melatonin (and all other drugs used for "heightmaxxing") - These are total cope. HGH is for people that have deficiencies, and will only work if you are a child. If you read a biography on Lionel Messi, you'll find out that he had a growth deficiency, and he took HGH. What age did he take HGH? 12, before puberty. HGH is also the only known growth hormone to have ever "worked," so don't even bother trying to take something like MK-677, melatonin or any other drug. It won't work. Everyone that tells you that these drugs made them grow either weren't done with their growth cycle (there's 8 billion people, not every person is going to stop growing at 16,) or are trying to pull a Baby Stickley and sell the product to you.
Massai Jumps or any other type of "Stretch" - Doesn't work. Use the brain you were blessed with at birth and you'll realize that you aren't going to compress thousands of years of genetic evolution into one year by doing a secret Mursi Tribe Spine elongating jump that has only been recorded on bamboo poles and is being sold to you by a frauding Oscar Patel for $15 a month right next to his mewing and ramuspulling course. Stretches will show your real height but only if your posture is extremely bad, they do not increase height.
Average Before and After with the Oscar Patel Massai Jumps:
Raw Milk/Raw Eggs/Any Type of Diet Plan - If unprocessed and uncleaned foods actually did increase height, the average height 500 years ago wouldn't have been 167 cm, or 5'6. (Source.) The only thing a diet can do to you is stunt your height and keep you from growing to your maximum potential if you had a bad diet as a child through puberty, it doesn't work the other way around.
Lifts - Work great until your 5'6 girlfriend asks you to take your shoes off in her house while her friends are over and and you shrink by about 4 inches, even worse if you lose your shoes and someone brings them to you and finds the lifts inside them. Think these situations are specific right? Well that's the point. You'll be able to fraud, but you will be caught eventually, and once that happens, it'll be humiliating and you won't be able to live it down as the information spreads.
Limb Lengthening - Cripples you for the cost of around $100,000+ (for a surgery that won't kill you,) which could instead be used to ascend an LTN to Chadlite. Wait for this one, with technology improving it could be viable in the future. Not in the near future though. So unless you're 13 years old (in which case you shouldn't be on the site at all,) don't count on Limb Lengthening being viable unless you're a multi-millionaire and can afford a top tier surgery for it. Even in that case you'll never be the same again, have to disappear out of everyone's life to learn how to walk again (not ever guaranteed, just like every other part of this surgery,) all while your comrades live and enjoy their lives. You'll also most likely never be able to play sports again, which is a major downside, as well as being limited in gymmaxxing.
TL;DR: The only way to heightmax is by this secret method called 5 sets of genetics. There is no way to increase your height. If you are done growing, you are done growing. Don't fall for anything on this site. None of it works and you will just waste your time, money, and health.
HGH/MK-6777/Melatonin (and all other drugs used for "heightmaxxing") - These are total cope. HGH is for people that have deficiencies, and will only work if you are a child. If you read a biography on Lionel Messi, you'll find out that he had a growth deficiency, and he took HGH. What age did he take HGH? 12, before puberty. HGH is also the only known growth hormone to have ever "worked," so don't even bother trying to take something like MK-677, melatonin or any other drug. It won't work. Everyone that tells you that these drugs made them grow either weren't done with their growth cycle (there's 8 billion people, not every person is going to stop growing at 16,) or are trying to pull a Baby Stickley and sell the product to you.
Massai Jumps or any other type of "Stretch" - Doesn't work. Use the brain you were blessed with at birth and you'll realize that you aren't going to compress thousands of years of genetic evolution into one year by doing a secret Mursi Tribe Spine elongating jump that has only been recorded on bamboo poles and is being sold to you by a frauding Oscar Patel for $15 a month right next to his mewing and ramuspulling course. Stretches will show your real height but only if your posture is extremely bad, they do not increase height.
Average Before and After with the Oscar Patel Massai Jumps:
Raw Milk/Raw Eggs/Any Type of Diet Plan - If unprocessed and uncleaned foods actually did increase height, the average height 500 years ago wouldn't have been 167 cm, or 5'6. (Source.) The only thing a diet can do to you is stunt your height and keep you from growing to your maximum potential if you had a bad diet as a child through puberty, it doesn't work the other way around.
Lifts - Work great until your 5'6 girlfriend asks you to take your shoes off in her house while her friends are over and and you shrink by about 4 inches, even worse if you lose your shoes and someone brings them to you and finds the lifts inside them. Think these situations are specific right? Well that's the point. You'll be able to fraud, but you will be caught eventually, and once that happens, it'll be humiliating and you won't be able to live it down as the information spreads.
Limb Lengthening - Cripples you for the cost of around $100,000+ (for a surgery that won't kill you,) which could instead be used to ascend an LTN to Chadlite. Wait for this one, with technology improving it could be viable in the future. Not in the near future though. So unless you're 13 years old (in which case you shouldn't be on the site at all,) don't count on Limb Lengthening being viable unless you're a multi-millionaire and can afford a top tier surgery for it. Even in that case you'll never be the same again, have to disappear out of everyone's life to learn how to walk again (not ever guaranteed, just like every other part of this surgery,) all while your comrades live and enjoy their lives. You'll also most likely never be able to play sports again, which is a major downside, as well as being limited in gymmaxxing.
TL;DR: The only way to heightmax is by this secret method called 5 sets of genetics. There is no way to increase your height. If you are done growing, you are done growing. Don't fall for anything on this site. None of it works and you will just waste your time, money, and health.
