All i want for christmas is a 9 inch dick

lurking truecel

lurking truecel

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So i can mog people and destroy womens vagina. Be the ultimate cheater
 
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9 might be a little too much
 
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No deep throat for u man ur gonna miss ur 5 incher I’m telling u
 
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the next time you violate a foid, it'll hurt a lot more than a simple 6 incher. You can watch them cry from the trauma if it's big
 
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seriously is there any looksmaxxing for that ? i have 6 inches and not happy at all with it
 
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is that a good or a bad thing
I don't know. If you're doing it with a yes, then she enjoys it a lot

If she screwed you over and you're mad, you will enjoy her trauma.
 
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Wish and dream all you want. You’ll always be a dicklet in this life 👍🏻
 
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No fucking way 😢 no fucking way no way it can’t it’s gotta be the most heavenly thing on the planet it must be
yeah man it sucks
I don't know. If you're doing it with a yes, then she enjoys it a lot

If she screwed you over and you're mad, you will enjoy her trauma.
wouldn't that count as grape or assault
 
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6 inches is ideal JFL
my girth isn’t that good , i need a monster “ideal” is cope the bigger the better. also anything above 8inches is uncanny so i need two inches anyways
 
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yeah man it sucks
Elaborate, how many u had, how did they look, maybe they were just horrible

There’s gotta be a explanation to why ur deep throat experience wasn’t heaven as it’s supposed to be
 
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Elaborate, how many u had, how did they look, maybe they were just horrible

There’s gotta be a explanation to why ur deep throat experience wasn’t heaven as it’s supposed to be
oh i didn't have any i'm just larping, but from the looks of it i do think it's overrated , what makes you think it's a heavenly feeling
 
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oh i didn't have any i'm just larping, but from the looks of it i do think it's overrated , what makes you think it's a heavenly feeling
Nigga u scared me fuck u man:feelswah:

It gotta be heavenly, all the dick nerves get treatment, and her just letting u put ur entire dick in her throat is just such a feeling of domination as well :sneaky:
 
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Nigga u scared me fuck u man:feelswah:

It gotta be heavenly, all the dick nerves get treatment, and her just letting u put ur entire dick in her throat is just such a feeling of domination as well :sneaky:
i hope you get it one day man , chad already experienced that at 15yo
 
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newfag, 9 inches isn't enough to mog anyone and women can only fit up to 7 so you'll still be a loser. start with improving your facial structure and getting rid of basic fat before wasting money on useless pills. at least have some standards.
 
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newfag, 9 inches isn't enough to mog anyone and women can only fit up to 7 so you'll still be a loser. start with improving your facial structure and getting rid of basic fat before wasting money on useless pills. at least have some standards.
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