All I want is

[asdvek]

Eat some ass

 

[Darkeningstar]

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
Yeah

 

[Darkeningstar]

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
Yeah

Suifuel for those who have not had teen sex.

 

[asdvek]

Suifuel for those who have not had teen sex.

its the only time u can legally have sex with actual jbs brutal

 

[Debetro]

i can't wait to go to work. i want to fucking MOG. i want to launch in front of them. the rocket

 

[asdvek]

i can't wait to go to work. i want to fucking MOG. i want to launch in front of them. the rocket

You wont mog shit with that 10cm 4 incher

 

[Darkeningstar]

its the only time u can legally have sex with actual jbs brutal

Jfl to my classmates saying 'muh, she's two years younger, pedophile'. Because of their pride, some remained virgins. I can't really lecture, but that was stupid.

 

[Debetro]

You wont mog shit with that 10cm 4 incher

Why do you know something that I don't.

 

[BrutalMogger]

life is a
conundrum

 

[BrutalMogger]

sometimes you get HIV negative

 

[BrutalMogger]

othertimes you get HIV positive

 

[BrutalMogger]

what really is important to keep hustling and never get up

 

[optimisticzoomer]

That's not a normal thought. Perhaps you were groomed or have some underlying homoerotic desires?

 

[asdvek]

That's not a normal thought. Perhaps you were groomed or have some underlying homoerotic desires?

No lmao just

you wouldn eat this? eww ur disgusting

 

[optimisticzoomer]

No lmao just

you wouldn eat this? eww ur disgusting

Cheeks ≠ hole

And no, humans tend to avoid feces because it's disgusting and can lead to illness

 

[asdvek]

Cheeks ≠ hole

And no, humans tend to avoid feces because it's disgusting and can lead to illness

No ima lick the cheeks not the asshole

 

[optimisticzoomer]

No ima lick the cheeks not the asshole

That's not what eating ass means
You've just revolutionised the term, brought a whole new interesting spin on things

 

[Darkeningstar]

othertimes you get HIV positive

I also hope to be HIV positive, i.e. positively negative. Or at least that's what I would say if I came out negative to make some jokes.