ALL INCELS NEED TO DO THIS ONE THING

[ivantheterrible]

Work is the worst thing in the world. Most incels need to try selling drugs for a year, try not to get caught or killed, launder the money, invest them in the SP500 and live off the average 10% returns somewhere in Asia until they die. You might even live in luxury without moving your finger depending on how hard you succeed selling dope.

Quick maths. Move to a major Jewmerican city, I think Chicago would be best. Take adderall daily and only sleep for a couple of hours a day. Try to make a million over the next 12 months. Launder the money and lose 20%, you're left with $800,000. Investing in the SP500 has averaged an annual return of 10% for the past 50ish years. That's $80,000 a year or $6666.66 a month (nice number, no?). You'll be the cock of the walk in SEA and you won't even need to move your finger. To be fair, you'll be able to live in like 99% of the world with $6.6k a month especially considering you're an incel so you've only got your own ass to look after but why not go somewhere where your dollar goes further?

I can't do it because I'm a sickcel and I'd rather live the remainder of my days out of trouble but YOU should take your chances!

 

[FiendFiend]

Dude if ur white high MTN u can just go east asia homeless and fuck foids and stay at their homes. After fucking so much foids eventually one will let u just stay at her house forever, how niggas be staying in their parents house NEETing.

 

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[ivantheterrible]

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[ivantheterrible]

Dude if ur white high MTN u can just go east asia homeless and fuck foids and stay at their homes. After fucking so much foids eventually one will let u just stay at her house forever, how niggas be staying in their parents house NEETing.

Why would you wanna stay in some rice hut not belonging to you and be at the mercy of some gook like a cuck instead of renting your own condo in a high rise building for $1-2k?

 

[FiendFiend]

Why would you wanna stay in some rice hut not belonging to you and be at the mercy of some gook like a cuck instead of renting your own condo in a high rise building for $1-2k?

ur not at the mercy of the gook, u can always find new gooks. Why not just do this, and save the money thats my point. If sp500 drops or some shit happens u didnt lose out. Game is game

 

[Gonthar]

Most incels need to try selling drugs for a year, try not to get caught or killed, launder the money

Lol, you're probably going to be scammed, swindled or snitched to the police immediately, how do you even sell drugs as an incel, people will probably just take them and refuse to pay, what do you do then...?

 

[ivantheterrible]

Lol, you're probably going to be scammed, swindled or snitched to the police immediately, how do you even sell drugs as an incel, people will probably just take them and refuse to pay, what do you do then...?

Why do you assume all incels are these ugly little deformed twinks? There's a lot of ogres and a lot of smartcels

 

[Gonthar]

Why do you assume all incels are these ugly little deformed twinks? There's a lot of ogres and a lot of smartcels

A tall, robust ogre, even with an ugly face won't really be an incel. But if you're short, scrawny, awkward, non-NT, etc., it will be almost impossible to become a drug dealer, heck, even buying drugs is a challenge...

 

[ivantheterrible]

A tall, robust ogre, even with an ugly face won't really be an incel. But if you're short, scrawny, awkward, non-NT, etc., it will be almost impossible to become a drug dealer, heck, even buying drugs is a challenge...

Tales from the slums of Maharashtra. I'm all for ogremaxxing but there's a lot of ogre incels. Shall I remind you of Pablo Escobar and El Chapo's heights? They're shorter than 90-95% of the forum. Being an incel definitely doesn't equal being awkward and non-NT. You don't necessarily need to be outgoing to become a drug kingpin, you need the brains to build and control the operation. You're not gonna make that million on your own, you're gonna have foot soldiers, mainly savage niggers who will solve both the problem of ''someone taking it off you and not paying'' and ''being awkward and non-NT''.

 

[Gonthar]

Tales from the slums of Maharashtra. I'm all for ogremaxxing but there's a lot of ogre incels. Shall I remind you of Pablo Escobar and El Chapo's heights? They're shorter than 90-95% of the forum.

They weren't that short for their countries, height matters less there anyway.

Being an incel definitely doesn't equal being awkward and non-NT. You don't necessarily need to be outgoing to become a drug kingpin, you need the brains to build and control the operation.

If you act weird, it will be difficult getting people to trust you, you absolutely need to be NT.

You're not gonna make that million on your own, you're gonna have foot soldiers, mainly savage niggers who will solve both the problem of ''someone taking it off you and not paying'' and ''being awkward and non-NT''.

Well, good luck doing that if you think it's that easy!