walrusmaxx
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For context this is how good Alain Delon looked:
Being the chad that he is he had (at least) 4 kids with 3 different women.
His first child was Christian Aaron Boulogne, who he consistently denies paternity of...
The mother was a singer and model named Christa Päffgen
and his son with her looked like this in his prime:
Delon then got his wife, Nathalie Barthélémy, pregnant and had his second son
His second son, Anthony Delon, is his most attractive child by far, but still looks like an ugly rat in comparison to Alain
Alain then settled down with a htb, Rosalie van Breemen, and had his final 2 children
He had a daughter, Anouchka Delon, who is genuinely LTB
And a son, who is also LTN
What the hell happened to Alain's god-tier genetics when he had all his kids, some of which he had with literal stacylites???
Why are all of his kids ugly???
Being the chad that he is he had (at least) 4 kids with 3 different women.
His first child was Christian Aaron Boulogne, who he consistently denies paternity of...
The mother was a singer and model named Christa Päffgen
and his son with her looked like this in his prime:
Delon then got his wife, Nathalie Barthélémy, pregnant and had his second son
His second son, Anthony Delon, is his most attractive child by far, but still looks like an ugly rat in comparison to Alain
Alain then settled down with a htb, Rosalie van Breemen, and had his final 2 children
He had a daughter, Anouchka Delon, who is genuinely LTB
And a son, who is also LTN
What the hell happened to Alain's god-tier genetics when he had all his kids, some of which he had with literal stacylites???
Why are all of his kids ugly???