Fear
Anatomy is Destiny
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I see these lists from time to time, but the authors strike me as not knowing what the fuck they're talking about, so I made my own.
Qualifications include being noteworthy in some regard, pleasing my capricious and arbitrary tastes, and having generally gone unchanged to the point of being associated with a user.
Categories like "best," "funniest," "most aesthetic," or anything having to do with male models are too subjective/contentious and will not be considered. Lastly, due to the attachment limit, only 20 awards will be given.
Most WTF:
By @Vermilioncore
This avi is a forum treasure, perhaps second in infamy only to the last on this list — but no less cherished for it.
As for the WTF factor, no explanation needed. Seriously, what the fuck is this thing?
Most likely to draw clicks:
By @Amnesia
The sight of this formerly animated avi, originally from a Shania Twain music vid, is likely to cause anyone who sees it to drop what they're doing and investigate the latest pearls of mentalchad wisdom from Amnesia. Fun fact: like Amnesia, Shania Twain is hot as hell but has confidence issues.
Most dominant:
By @6ft5manlet
Like no other, absolutely reeks of bully.
By @Blackout.xl
From his avatar alone, I'm extremely disinclined to fuck with this man.
Classiest:
By @Deliciadecu
Dianna is the picture of feminine charm and poise. I'd make a mess on her face.
Most downright fucking creepy:
By @Lev Peshkov
This Cillian-faced orange is the stuff of nightmares.
Lev, though a good guy, would gain massive FPSL (forum PSL) points from changing this freaky thing.
By @Tony
I don't know what this is, and frankly, I don't want to. I just want to stop feeling like I need to shield my butthole every time I see it.
By @BrendioEEE
Rape.
Biggest investment:
By @Notuglyjustpoor
Bloody fuck, this thing is long. I've never seen an avatar that needed its own trailer.
Most irresistibly rewatchable:
By @BrettyBoy and @ChoSeungHui
The inevitable target of equally funny GIF-freezing, this avi brings a peculiar but deep satisfaction.
By @DrunkenSailor
Cannot peel my eyes away.
By @Truthmirrorcoper
Iol
Biggest LARP:
By @Thongmaster
Though the shot changes, the subject remains the same. Hilarious — and impressive — to ponder how long he successfully larped.
Cleverest:
By @Slayerino
Again, lol
Most narcy:
By @ArvidGustavsson
While Arvid has flitted from one celebrity obsession to another, it's ironically one of his self-depicting avis that remains his most iconic. It even inspired a new generation of shitposters like Toth and Gaston to push their own brand of mogging and narc like hell.
Most befitting its username:
By @Roping Subhuman
RIP.
Biggest kerfuffle when changed:
By @Dr Shekelberg
Shekel practically received death threats after switching out this avi, and in record time changed it back.
Most missed:
By @ChaddeusPeuterschmit / @BadaBing
RIP.
Most infamous:
By @Ritalincel
The veritable mascot of .me. As perplexing (and sometimes infuriating) as he is beloved, his avi has inspired numerous spin-offs, including a rare one performing fellatio. See @needsolution, @honkhonkpatna, etc.
But seriously, Ritty, I haven't given up. I will find you, and when I do, I will kill you.
What do you think of these choices? Leave a like and a comment and let me know if you agree below!
Just kidding, I don't give a fuck.
Qualifications include being noteworthy in some regard, pleasing my capricious and arbitrary tastes, and having generally gone unchanged to the point of being associated with a user.
Categories like "best," "funniest," "most aesthetic," or anything having to do with male models are too subjective/contentious and will not be considered. Lastly, due to the attachment limit, only 20 awards will be given.
Most WTF:
By @Vermilioncore
This avi is a forum treasure, perhaps second in infamy only to the last on this list — but no less cherished for it.
As for the WTF factor, no explanation needed. Seriously, what the fuck is this thing?
Most likely to draw clicks:
By @Amnesia
The sight of this formerly animated avi, originally from a Shania Twain music vid, is likely to cause anyone who sees it to drop what they're doing and investigate the latest pearls of mentalchad wisdom from Amnesia. Fun fact: like Amnesia, Shania Twain is hot as hell but has confidence issues.
Most dominant:
By @6ft5manlet
Like no other, absolutely reeks of bully.
By @Blackout.xl
From his avatar alone, I'm extremely disinclined to fuck with this man.
Classiest:
By @Deliciadecu
Dianna is the picture of feminine charm and poise. I'd make a mess on her face.
Most downright fucking creepy:
By @Lev Peshkov
This Cillian-faced orange is the stuff of nightmares.
Lev, though a good guy, would gain massive FPSL (forum PSL) points from changing this freaky thing.
By @Tony
I don't know what this is, and frankly, I don't want to. I just want to stop feeling like I need to shield my butthole every time I see it.
By @BrendioEEE
Rape.
Biggest investment:
By @Notuglyjustpoor
Bloody fuck, this thing is long. I've never seen an avatar that needed its own trailer.
Most irresistibly rewatchable:
By @BrettyBoy and @ChoSeungHui
The inevitable target of equally funny GIF-freezing, this avi brings a peculiar but deep satisfaction.
By @DrunkenSailor
Cannot peel my eyes away.
By @Truthmirrorcoper
Iol
Biggest LARP:
By @Thongmaster
Though the shot changes, the subject remains the same. Hilarious — and impressive — to ponder how long he successfully larped.
Cleverest:
By @Slayerino
Again, lol
Most narcy:
By @ArvidGustavsson
While Arvid has flitted from one celebrity obsession to another, it's ironically one of his self-depicting avis that remains his most iconic. It even inspired a new generation of shitposters like Toth and Gaston to push their own brand of mogging and narc like hell.
Most befitting its username:
By @Roping Subhuman
RIP.
Biggest kerfuffle when changed:
By @Dr Shekelberg
Shekel practically received death threats after switching out this avi, and in record time changed it back.
Most missed:
By @ChaddeusPeuterschmit / @BadaBing
RIP.
Most infamous:
By @Ritalincel
The veritable mascot of .me. As perplexing (and sometimes infuriating) as he is beloved, his avi has inspired numerous spin-offs, including a rare one performing fellatio. See @needsolution, @honkhonkpatna, etc.
But seriously, Ritty, I haven't given up. I will find you, and when I do, I will kill you.
What do you think of these choices? Leave a like and a comment and let me know if you agree below!
Just kidding, I don't give a fuck.