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At dinner. My male waiter says I'm cute and that we should grab a drink sometime. Say thanks but I'm actually straight. he responds ok cause I was just asking because that table of ladies over there wanted me to ask if you were gay cause they think you're gl. I go join their table and they ask if I am a model or something. They invite me up to their hotel room where they wanna shower me in expensive champagne.

They all say how rich they are and have boring husbands/ bfs, even though they're all multi millionaires and that every millionaire is a swinger anyway so it doesnt matter if I fuck all 3 of them their partners wouldnt mind

They are all between late 20s to late 30s very gl, trophy wive types. Have a 4sum


Women dont approach jfl
 
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For unawares, recent shitty bathroom selfie
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“brothers gf was looking at me suggestively during diner”
 
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teles
 
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Women DO approach
 
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Salt is a mineral composed primarily of sodium chloride (NaCl), a chemical compound belonging to the larger class of salts; salt in its natural form as a crystalline mineral is known as rock salt or halite. Salt is present in vast quantities in seawater, where it is the main mineral constituent. The open ocean has about 35 grams (1.2 oz) of solids per liter of sea water, a salinity of 3.5%.
 
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whats wrog with this dude
 
"My junk grew from 6.75 inches to 8 inches with viagra"
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his face matches the shit he says at least
 
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Amnesiascary
 
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why this nigga got a knife and plate in the disabled toilet 😭 😭
 
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