Almost arrested. Lucky escape.

[porn]

This all happened in a GTA role-playing server.

I walked into tesco (Jewish owned) after school. I was only going to grab some OJ. I opted for orange and mango juice instead.

I then realised, I'm out of eggs!
I had consumed my last eight eggs the day before!

I had to get some more. This was risky.

I grabbed ten organic ones. I concealed both the items underneath my jacket.

It  bulged. Fuck me it was obvious.

I trudged. Head low. All of the fucking workers looked dead at me.

'It's so fucking over' I thought.

But it seemed as if they couldn't care less. I walked out. Untouched.

I still had some exposure therapy to do, so I wanted more.

I walked to Aldi. Jewish yet again. I'm like an anti semitic Robin hood.

They sell these 500g steaks. Pretty small, especially compared to the juice and eggs. An easy heist.

I took some pics to record my inhibmaxxing progress . 'Muahaha' I thought to myself. 'Rhinoplastyordie one, autism nil.'

This is where it all went to shit. I should've quit while I was ahead.

I set my sights on M&S. The most Jewish shop of them all. Posh as fuck.

I wasn't even sure what I was going to get. This was one of the most retarded decisions I think I've ever made.

I swanned in. Grinning from ear to ear.

I took a jar of organic sauerkraut and some foie gras. In the pockets they went.

Employees looking away, I make for the exit.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Excuse me."

The man took the food from my pockets. He grabbed my trapezoid and dragged me to a room that said 'employees only' on the door.

He pointed to a metal framed chair in the corner of the room.

"Just sit down there for me pal."

I obliged.

"Yeah there we are mate. nice."

He looked like famous redpiller sex god Stirling cooper. But English obviously.

I was clenching my jaw giga hard and my balls were the size of baked potatoes.

He left the room, leaving the door open.

I saw my chance and I dipped. I left the room and dashed through the sliding doors.

Luckily I wasn't followed. I dashed to the train station and camped in the toilets until my train came. I was so wired.

I got home and I was still sweating like a pig.

The adrenaline was crazy.

 

[gymcel64]

Insane, very entertaining, I felt the adrenaline through the screen, thank you

 

[Mindset 3.0]

Just here to farm rep

 

[asdvek]

This all happened in a GTA role-playing server.

Stopped reading here, dnr if not real

 

[RecessedBoss]

you were lucky bhai.You were about to end up on a shoplyfter.com video

 

[AverageTevvezFan]

Stopped reading here, dnr if not real

Nigga.

 

[asdvek]

Nigga.

What?

 

[asdvek]

Nigga.

What

 

[AverageTevvezFan]

What

Is it not obvious what he means by “In GTA”

 

[Lefty Rankin]

This all happened in a GTA role-playing server.

I walked into tesco (Jewish owned) after school. I was only going to grab some OJ. I opted for orange and mango juice instead.

I then realised, I'm out of eggs!
I had consumed my last eight eggs the day before!

I had to get some more. This was risky.

I grabbed ten organic ones. I concealed both the items underneath my jacket.

It  bulged. Fuck me it was obvious.

I trudged. Head low. All of the fucking workers looked dead at me.

'It's so fucking over' I thought.

But it seemed as if they couldn't care less. I walked out. Untouched.

I still had some exposure therapy to do, so I wanted more.

I walked to Aldi. Jewish yet again. I'm like an anti semitic Robin hood.

They sell these 500g steaks. Pretty small, especially compared to the juice and eggs. An easy heist.

I took some pics to record my inhibmaxxing progress . 'Muahaha' I thought to myself. 'Rhinoplastyordie one, autism nil.'

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View attachment 3435244

This is where it all went to shit. I should've quit while I was ahead.

I set my sights on M&S. The most Jewish shop of them all. Posh as fuck.

I wasn't even sure what I was going to get. This was one of the most retarded decisions I think I've ever made.

I swanned in. Grinning from ear to ear.

I took a jar of organic sauerkraut and some foie gras. In the pockets they went.

Employees looking away, I make for the exit.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Excuse me."

The man took the food from my pockets. He grabbed my trapezoid and dragged me to a room that said 'employees only' on the door.

He pointed to a metal framed chair in the corner of the room.

"Just sit down there for me pal."

I obliged.

"Yeah there we are mate. nice."

He looked like famous redpiller sex god Stirling cooper. But English obviously.

View attachment 3435399

I was clenching my jaw giga hard and my balls were the size of baked potatoes.

He left the room, leaving the door open.

I saw my chance and I dipped. I left the room and dashed through the sliding doors.

Luckily I wasn't followed. I dashed to the train station and camped in the toilets until my train came. I was so wired.

I got home and I was still sweating like a pig.

The adrenaline was crazy.

I had the same experience when a Mexican lady came into a Walmart bathroom at 2am and heard me inside a stall cutting some DVD's out of their packaging.

"I hear da package!!", she yelled.

I shoved the DVD's in my pocket and came out the stall. She went in and retrieved the discarded packaging I'd left on the floor.

Holding them in her hand she said, "Come with me!"

I follow her to the loss prevention room where they take shoplifters. It was in the front of the store near the lawn and garden section. When we were almost there I just took off running towards the lawn & garden section. I threw open the doors setting off the fire alarm and climbed over the tall gate then ran home. About a week later I returned to the same Walmart at different hours and stole more stuff. That was almost 20 years ago.

 

[porn]

you were lucky bhai.You were about to end up on a shoplyfter.com video

I would've been analised by Stirlings girthy dickmaxxed cock

That was almost 20 years ago.

How old are you brah what the hell

 

[asdvek]

Is it not obvious what he means by “In GTA”

Ohhh

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I would've been analised by Stirlings girthy dickmaxxed cock

How old are you brah what the hell

37

 

[Niko.]

Im planning to do this since I have no money for food. How do you recommend stealing food, what kind of clothing should I wear and how do I hide the food to go unnoticed? (in minecraft)