Almost fucked a milf

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I almost fucked a milf a few days ago so like my best friend family hosted this event where they hosted everyone and one their friends and my mum friends is this hot blonde Europen milf in her 40s has a sons which I don’t talk to and not met so she is milf but she don’t bring them they trouble makers or what not and yeah I could’ve fucked her we all got drunker and after midnight I was swing on the swings and what not she started to kiss me and steal my glasses and say she has no boyfriend yada yada just yapping and some oldcel baldfucks were yapping to her while I was sat her next she referred to me as her bf and that I should keep her safe jfl

Anyways could’ve fucked her didn’t and I will rape tf out of u if you say ts larp JFL
 
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title not good enough for you late cucks 😂
 
Wasnt this nigga muslim
 
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y wouldnt u fuck her huh???
 
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I almost fucked a milf a few days ago so like my best friend family hosted this event where they hosted everyone and one their friends and my mum friends is this hot blonde Europen milf in her 40s has a sons which I don’t talk to and not met so she is milf but she don’t bring them they trouble makers or what not and yeah I could’ve fucked her we all got drunker and after midnight I was swing on the swings and what not she started to kiss me and steal my glasses and say she has no boyfriend yada yada just yapping and some oldcel baldfucks were yapping to her while I was sat her next she referred to me as her bf and that I should keep her safe jfl

Anyways could’ve fucked her didn’t and I will rape tf out of u if you say ts larp JFL
larp
 
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Tales
 
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how old are u
 
Larp used to be believable
 
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probs could kinda awk to flirt while I had my friends next time jfl
ok i didn't read correclty i thought u guys were in a isolated area
 
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title not good enough for you late cucks 😂
Whether this is tales or not. Add some actual
storyline and context to this. This took 30 secs to read. make it 3 min at least.
 
Boring thread,

Called my voodoo guy on you, if you try to fuck someone 5 years older than you, you’ll have automatically an erectile dysfunction. GL
 
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I almost fucked a milf a few days ago so like my best friend family hosted this event where they hosted everyone and one their friends and my mum friends is this hot blonde Europen milf in her 40s has a sons which I don’t talk to and not met so she is milf but she don’t bring them they trouble makers or what not and yeah I could’ve fucked her we all got drunker and after midnight I was swing on the swings and what not she started to kiss me and steal my glasses and say she has no boyfriend yada yada just yapping and some oldcel baldfucks were yapping to her while I was sat her next she referred to me as her bf and that I should keep her safe jfl

Anyways could’ve fucked her didn’t and I will rape tf out of u if you say ts larp JFL
For the love of god english-maxx.
 
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Almost almost almost
 
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Whether this is tales or not. Add some actual
storyline and context to this. This took 30 secs to read. make it 3 min at least
what so I just get spammed with dnr :lul:
 
Boring thread,

Called my voodoo guy on you, if you try to fuck someone 5 years older than you, you’ll have automatically an erectile dysfunction. GL
tales
 
I almost fucked a milf a few days ago so like my best friend family hosted this event where they hosted everyone and one their friends and my mum friends is this hot blonde Europen milf in her 40s has a sons which I don’t talk to and not met so she is milf but she don’t bring them they trouble makers or what not and yeah I could’ve fucked her we all got drunker and after midnight I was swing on the swings and what not she started to kiss me and steal my glasses and say she has no boyfriend yada yada just yapping and some oldcel baldfucks were yapping to her while I was sat her next she referred to me as her bf and that I should keep her safe jfl

Anyways could’ve fucked her didn’t and I will rape tf out of u if you say ts larp JFL
find her instagram or facebook and send her a friend request if you want to fuck her.

Also
why do you write like a retarded 12-year-old?
 
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find her instagram or facebook and send her a friend request if you want to fuck her.

Also

why do you write like a retarded 12-year-old?
Jfl I wrote that while drunk and I already have her on Facebook
 
I almost fucked a milf a few days ago so like my best friend family hosted this event where they hosted everyone and one their friends and my mum friends is this hot blonde Europen milf in her 40s has a sons which I don’t talk to and not met so she is milf but she don’t bring them they trouble makers or what not and yeah I could’ve fucked her we all got drunker and after midnight I was swing on the swings and what not she started to kiss me and steal my glasses and say she has no boyfriend yada yada just yapping and some oldcel baldfucks were yapping to her while I was sat her next she referred to me as her bf and that I should keep her safe jfl

Anyways could’ve fucked her didn’t and I will rape tf out of u if you say ts larp JFL
Why the fuck didn't you fuck

Even worse if it's not larp you bum
 
Yada yada i got putted in a wheelchair yada yada Oh my looksmax acc has a new color! Ts tuff unc Imma ryde my yamaha r1
 
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I already have her on Facebook
Write to her in the evening and tell her that you enjoyed kissing her and would like to see her again. Why wouldn't you capitalize on that opportunity?
 
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