Almost got caught pissing near vaping girls window

[wishIwasSalludon]

So my piss jugs maxed out & I can't be pissing on walls nonstop cuz I live in a windowless room.

I can't be breathing in there with gallons of fucking gallons worth of piss poured everywhere...

So I go outside and drop my pants a bit (late at night) to try & piss by the window of the girl who lives adjacent to me (it's shared living; like 7 or more people & I live in a windowless room in the middle). I don't talk to any of these retarded people & don't give a fuck about them. But they are perfect examples at how bad living in shit U.S.A. is with 7+ people sharing 1 small house.

I'm hand over dick pissing by her window & then she comes by and nearly spots me peeing.

She was vaping & walking by to go to the recycling bin to dump some wine bottles (alcoholic cunt). She's fucking drunk & crashing in to walls I can hear from inside the house usually.

I'm 99% sure she knew it was suspicious for me to be there so seemingly nonchalantly past midnight. The only good thing is I'm extremely fast & pay extraordinary attention around me.

Either way she just comes by, throws shit in, is sucking on those disgusting vape pens & just nods at me & walks to my side, standing there or some shit on her phone for like 10-20 seconds.

I had to "play it cool" too, pulling out my phone & pretending like I was doing some shit.

I'm also pretty sure she stepped right over where I pissed somewhat & she was in flip flops only.

Then I go back inside, cross past the morons living in the front, then go lump myself in the lower-level shithole "home" which I have to share with fucking cats in the same house too.

Gotta fucking sleep with damn cat roommates in the room as they walk around everywhere.

At least I can steal some Wi-Fi, tether my phone, leave/go whenever I want & be at peace.

The only issue of course is the fact that there's no fucking communal toilet in this place.

Gotta be pissing in fucking bottles & shitting in bags/sinks sometimes because no toilet access.

Just another day in a shitty living situation in a garbage country where you gotta piss by windows because it's so fucking expensive to live that you can BARELY even manage to do so in a shared, windowless room. Tons of other people who are miserable living like this. At least they have the good parts of the house, while I live in a closed-in, tiny ass dump room with no A/C or windows.I’m

 

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[wishIwasSalludon]

not a SINGLE PHOTON from this post reached my eyes

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[testosdht]

So my piss jugs maxed out & I can't be pissing on walls nonstop cuz I live in a windowless room.

I can't be breathing in there with gallons of fucking gallons worth of piss poured everywhere...

So I go outside and drop my pants a bit (late at night) to try & piss by the window of the girl who lives adjacent to me (it's shared living; like 7 or more people & I live in a windowless room in the middle). I don't talk to any of these retarded people & don't give a fuck about them. But they are perfect examples at how bad living in shit U.S.A. is with 7+ people sharing 1 small house.

I'm hand over dick pissing by her window & then she comes by and nearly spots me peeing.

She was vaping & walking by to go to the recycling bin to dump some wine bottles (alcoholic cunt). She's fucking drunk & crashing in to walls I can hear from inside the house usually.

I'm 99% sure she knew it was suspicious for me to be there so seemingly nonchalantly past midnight. The only good thing is I'm extremely fast & pay extraordinary attention around me.

Either way she just comes by, throws shit in, is sucking on those disgusting vape pens & just nods at me & walks to my side, standing there or some shit on her phone for like 10-20 seconds.

I had to "play it cool" too, pulling out my phone & pretending like I was doing some shit.

I'm also pretty sure she stepped right over where I pissed somewhat & she was in flip flops only.

Then I go back inside, cross past the morons living in the front, then go lump myself in the lower-level shithole "home" which I have to share with fucking cats in the same house too.

Gotta fucking sleep with damn cat roommates in the room as they walk around everywhere.

At least I can steal some Wi-Fi, tether my phone, leave/go whenever I want & be at peace.

The only issue of course is the fact that there's no fucking communal toilet in this place.

Gotta be pissing in fucking bottles & shitting in bags/sinks sometimes because no toilet access.

Just another day in a shitty living situation in a garbage country where you gotta piss by windows because it's so fucking expensive to live that you can BARELY even manage to do so in a shared, windowless room. Tons of other people who are miserable living like this. At least they have the good parts of the house, while I live in a closed-in, tiny ass dump room with no A/C or windows

why not empty your piss jugs then??