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bro… i was just tryna hit the corner store for some sprite and hot cheetos
, nothing crazy. i’m walking back, wearing aj1's ,skinny walmart jeans and a bape tee, nothing crazy cause i already know how it is around my block
outta nowhere this skinny dude in busted black forces steps out the alley like it’s gta free roam. he goes, “yo, lemme see what you got.” hand already twitching like he got something on him. i swear my heart dropped
i legit froze. only thing in my bag was the sprite, hot cheetos, and a disposable vape … man was boutta rob me for $6.25 worth of random shit.
but then i look to my left to see of anyone was around cause i know many people around that area and i see it: my cousin jayden ( 6'4 thugmaxxed gymmaxed) been across the street the whole time, leaning on his bmx like a gta npc. soon as he sees me cornered, bro casually pedals over, hops off the bike mid-roll, and two-pieces the dude so fast i thought it was a cutscene. then the dude stumbles into the trash can, knocks over like 5 glass bottles and is left looking like a dork.
jayden picks up my sprite, hands it back to me like it’s some royal artifact and goes, “chill lil bro, i gotchu. drink that.” then he pockets the dude’s lighter, hops back on his bike, and rides off like nothing happened.
i’m just standing there holding my cheetos like… did this dude just save me and rob the robber??
, nothing crazy. i’m walking back, wearing aj1's ,skinny walmart jeans and a bape tee, nothing crazy cause i already know how it is around my blockoutta nowhere this skinny dude in busted black forces steps out the alley like it’s gta free roam. he goes, “yo, lemme see what you got.”
hand already twitching like he got something on him. i swear my heart dropped i legit froze
. only thing in my bag was the sprite, hot cheetos, and a disposable vape … man was boutta rob me for $6.25 worth of random shit.but then i look to my left to see of anyone was around cause i know many people around that area and i see it: my cousin jayden ( 6'4 thugmaxxed gymmaxed) been across the street the whole time, leaning on his bmx like a gta npc
. soon as he sees me cornered, bro casually pedals over, hops off the bike mid-roll, and two-pieces the dude so fast i thought it was a cutscene. then the dude stumbles into the trash can, knocks over like 5 glass bottles and is left looking like a dork.jayden picks up my sprite, hands it back to me like it’s some royal artifact and goes, “chill lil bro, i gotchu. drink that.”
then he pockets the dude’s lighter, hops back on his bike, and rides off like nothing happened.i’m just standing there holding my cheetos like… did this dude just save me and rob the robber??
