almost got robbed today but my chad cousin saved me

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bro… i was just tryna hit the corner store for some sprite and hot cheetos:Comfy:, nothing crazy. i’m walking back, wearing aj1's ,skinny walmart jeans and a bape tee, nothing crazy cause i already know how it is around my block:hnghn::hnghn:

outta nowhere this skinny dude in busted black forces steps out the alley like it’s gta free roam. he goes, “yo, lemme see what you got.”:eek: hand already twitching like he got something on him. i swear my heart dropped:feelswah::feelswah:

i legit froze:lul:. only thing in my bag was the sprite, hot cheetos, and a disposable vape … man was boutta rob me for $6.25 worth of random shit.

but then i look to my left to see of anyone was around cause i know many people around that area and i see it: my cousin jayden ( 6'4 thugmaxxed gymmaxed) been across the street the whole time, leaning on his bmx like a gta npc:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:. soon as he sees me cornered, bro casually pedals over, hops off the bike mid-roll, and two-pieces the dude so fast i thought it was a cutscene:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:. then the dude stumbles into the trash can, knocks over like 5 glass bottles and is left looking like a dork.

jayden picks up my sprite, hands it back to me like it’s some royal artifact and goes, “chill lil bro, i gotchu. drink that.”:whatfeels::whatfeels: then he pockets the dude’s lighter, hops back on his bike, and rides off like nothing happened.:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

i’m just standing there holding my cheetos like… did this dude just save me and rob the robber?? 💀
 
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then u woke up
 
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bro… i was just tryna hit the corner store for some sprite and hot cheetos:Comfy:, nothing crazy. i’m walking back, wearing aj1's ,skinny walmart jeans and a bape tee, nothing crazy cause i already know how it is around my block:hnghn::hnghn:

outta nowhere this skinny dude in busted black forces steps out the alley like it’s gta free roam. he goes, “yo, lemme see what you got.”:eek: hand already twitching like he got something on him. i swear my heart dropped:feelswah::feelswah:

i legit froze:lul:. only thing in my bag was the sprite, hot cheetos, and a disposable vape … man was boutta rob me for $6.25 worth of random shit.

but then i look to my left to see of anyone was around cause i know many people around that area and i see it: my cousin jayden ( 6'4 thugmaxxed gymmaxed) been across the street the whole time, leaning on his bmx like a gta npc:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:. soon as he sees me cornered, bro casually pedals over, hops off the bike mid-roll, and two-pieces the dude so fast i thought it was a cutscene:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:. then the dude stumbles into the trash can, knocks over like 5 glass bottles and is left looking like a dork.

jayden picks up my sprite, hands it back to me like it’s some royal artifact and goes, “chill lil bro, i gotchu. drink that.”:whatfeels::whatfeels: then he pockets the dude’s lighter, hops back on his bike, and rides off like nothing happened.:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

i’m just standing there holding my cheetos like… did this dude just save me and rob the robber?? 💀
Sounds like a roleplay gta scene
 
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Tales from the sewer
 
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Tales from the wealthiest parts of Idaho
 
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You gotta repay him by sucking his BBC. Real men dont ever be at debt.
 
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Fwwe
 
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Why is bro acting like he isn't his cousin
 
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Why, is it because it made you imagine yourself doing that and it secretly turned you on and you hated the fact that it did?
No i didnt imagine it but thats disgusting as fuck bro.
 
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bro… i was just tryna hit the corner store for some sprite and hot cheetos:Comfy:, nothing crazy. i’m walking back, wearing aj1's ,skinny walmart jeans and a bape tee, nothing crazy cause i already know how it is around my block:hnghn::hnghn:

outta nowhere this skinny dude in busted black forces steps out the alley like it’s gta free roam. he goes, “yo, lemme see what you got.”:eek: hand already twitching like he got something on him. i swear my heart dropped:feelswah::feelswah:

i legit froze:lul:. only thing in my bag was the sprite, hot cheetos, and a disposable vape … man was boutta rob me for $6.25 worth of random shit.

but then i look to my left to see of anyone was around cause i know many people around that area and i see it: my cousin jayden ( 6'4 thugmaxxed gymmaxed) been across the street the whole time, leaning on his bmx like a gta npc:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:. soon as he sees me cornered, bro casually pedals over, hops off the bike mid-roll, and two-pieces the dude so fast i thought it was a cutscene:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:. then the dude stumbles into the trash can, knocks over like 5 glass bottles and is left looking like a dork.

jayden picks up my sprite, hands it back to me like it’s some royal artifact and goes, “chill lil bro, i gotchu. drink that.”:whatfeels::whatfeels: then he pockets the dude’s lighter, hops back on his bike, and rides off like nothing happened.:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

i’m just standing there holding my cheetos like… did this dude just save me and rob the robber?? 💀
Tales from the projects.
 
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jayden is the TOP G
he deserves lifetime slops by you
 
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