MatchaMocha
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I see this a lot with niche/emo Chads, who often have alt LTB's around them. Yesterday I was at a thrift store and there was this at least 6'4 (taller than me, at 6'3) Chad tier guy with long, dyed hair. He was skinny too, he looked like a light breeze would knock him down but that's a halo when you're tall emo Chad. But the other thing I noticed was these two oompa loompa build death tier alt foidlets trailing him just in awe of his very existence 
I suspect they're either both getting fucked, or competing to be with him. I don't even think they noticed my existence, even though he wasn't much taller than me the jaw and hair mog was fucking brutal
Minimum stats to even be NOTICED by an alternative roastie nowadays is 6'2, 10% body fat, 7x6 cock, 8/10 face and long thick healthy hair. Honestly alternative LTB's usually have higher standards than basic HTB's. Greedy fucking smut addicted whores. I always wanted one because I have sperg interests and they seem to be the most receptive to those, turns out their personality and physical attractiveness detectors are one in the same
I suspect they're either both getting fucked, or competing to be with him. I don't even think they noticed my existence, even though he wasn't much taller than me the jaw and hair mog was fucking brutal Minimum stats to even be NOTICED by an alternative roastie nowadays is 6'2, 10% body fat, 7x6 cock, 8/10 face and long thick healthy hair. Honestly alternative LTB's usually have higher standards than basic HTB's. Greedy fucking smut addicted whores. I always wanted one because I have sperg interests and they seem to be the most receptive to those, turns out their personality and physical attractiveness detectors are one in the same
