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I don't think we talk about this enough.

Just like the Byzantines in the 10th century realizing that their former territory of Egypt was lost forever and structuring their empire around Anatolia instead of their old system during the reign of Justinian us incels need a back up plan if looksmaxxing fails (most of the time it will, many who think they can beat the odds never actually do), even if you get your looks the years of rotting have permanent effects on the brain.

Here are my ideas/general consciousness

1. Hookers - 50-100 euro for 30 minutes - an hour every month will improve mental health greatly and is a good substitute to hookups/relationships especially if you are autisitc like myself and a relationship is almost defiantly out of the question. The only downside would be potentially getting blackmailed or traveling to said escourt being tricky.

2. Fleshlight - Extremely good alternative especially if you also fuck hookers on the side. You will get much more satisfaction from jerking off and women's sexuality will not be as important to you.

3. Sex doll - Turd Flinging Monkey recommended this but imo its a giant cope and too much work. Would work for some people ngl.

4. VR + Fleshlight - Could trick your body into releasing feel good chemicals as it seems like you are having sex

5. Jerking off 5 times a day - Gets feelings of sex out of your head, no need for an explanation here.

The only problem with these methods is if you live with people they will hear. If you have a girlfriend then at least you can hang out with her etc.

If you have any other back up plans let me know. I understand that this is a water is wet thread but we must think out solutions.

@personalityinkwell @LastGerman @Gargantuan @Rob Paul'sHeight @Subhuman trash @St. Wristcel @NVRH @CopeKilla @looktheorist @goat2x @celmane @Original @Toth's thot @youngmaxxing @Chintuck22 @deer @Morgothos @tapout @St. Wristcel @Nisse @Chad1212
 
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No fleshlight for the existential suffering that comes from not being loved
Which is why a hooker is important to substitute it.
 
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So I said, "I don't wanna be alone forever.
But I can be tonight
 
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No sane man will feel any semblance of love from hookers. We need rope therapy from Taban or shotgun implants from Eppley.
Hookers can be connected to and you can derive lifefuel from them. Its better than nothing and will be extreme lifefuel for an incel who has been confined to inceldom for his whole life.
retarded af... as if a fucking HOOKER will give you love
Its better than nothing. Stop being so one dimensional.
 
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just lol at this thread
 
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Hookers can be connected to and you can derive lifefuel from them. Its better than nothing and will be extreme lifefuel for an incel who has been confined to inceldom for his whole life.

Its better than nothing. Stop being so one dimensional.
a hooker CANT give you love
 
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a hooker CANT give you love
It can give you skin to skin contact, understanding and sex. Is that not good enough? Look at all the marriages that fail. I guess they didn't love each other enough so the wife got creampied by Chad and Tyrone. Stop with this "love" meme. After missing teen love its fake news.
 
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bruh, why are you tagging me? im not that desperate
 
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I’d say delusionmaxxing is number 1.
 
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High iq me gusta
 
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It can give you skin to skin contact, understanding and sex. Is that not good enough? Look at all the marriages that fail. I guess they didn't love each other enough so the wife got creampied by Chad and Tyrone. Stop with this "love" meme. After missing teen love its fake news.
exactly, so instead of paying hookers, why not surgerymaxx to become chad?
 
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Schizomaxx to wear you start to hallucinate your a slayer and that you have girls tbh.
 
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I don't think we talk about this enough.

Just like the Byzantines in the 10th century realizing that their former territory of Egypt was lost forever and structuring their empire around Anatolia instead of their old system during the reign of Justinian us incels need a back up plan if looksmaxxing fails (most of the time it will, many who think they can beat the odds never actually do), even if you get your looks the years of rotting have permanent effects on the brain.

Here are my ideas/general consciousness

1. Hookers - 50-100 euro for 30 minutes - an hour every month will improve mental health greatly and is a good substitute to hookups/relationships especially if you are autisitc like myself and a relationship is almost defiantly out of the question. The only downside would be potentially getting blackmailed or traveling to said escourt being tricky.

2. Fleshlight - Extremely good alternative especially if you also fuck hookers on the side. You will get much more satisfaction from jerking off and women's sexuality will not be as important to you.

3. Sex doll - Turd Flinging Monkey recommended this but imo its a giant cope and too much work. Would work for some people ngl.

4. VR + Fleshlight - Could trick your body into releasing feel good chemicals as it seems like you are having sex

5. Jerking off 5 times a day - Gets feelings of sex out of your head, no need for an explanation here.

The only problem with these methods is if you live with people they will hear. If you have a girlfriend then at least you can hang out with her etc.

If you have any other back up plans let me know. I understand that this is a water is wet thread but we must think out solutions.

@personalityinkwell @LastGerman @Gargantuan @Rob Paul'sHeight @Subhuman trash @St. Wristcel @NVRH @CopeKilla @looktheorist @goat2x @celmane @Original @Toth's thot @youngmaxxing @Chintuck22 @deer @Morgothos @tapout @St. Wristcel @Nisse @Chad1212
Will read later
 
But what about driving?
 
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