Always tell a girl that you have a small dick if it’s small

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So if you are dicklet and you are talking about this stuff tell her that you are dicklet
She gonna like your honesty and find it cute and gonna wonder if it’s really small
But not when it’s below 8cm you can’t use it when it’s that small
 
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She’ll like your honesty and then she’ll go to the bathroom and never return
 
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Should I say it’s small when it’s big, as a surprise?
 
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why even looksmax when I'm dicklet 5,5 incher? There is no point when I will just get cucked because I don't have a 9 incher anyway.
 
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why even looksmax when I'm dicklet 5,5 incher? There is no point when I will just get cucked because I don't have a 9 incher anyway.
Im about 5,6
So
And porn brainwashes us 5,5 is average
 
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Should I say it’s small when it’s big, as a surprise?
Good idea, lower expectations then exceed them with monster dong. Ima use that
 
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She gonna like your honesty and find it cute and gonna wonder if it’s really small
 
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Im about 5,6
So
And porn brainwashes us 5,5 is average
Doesn't matter when every girl has a 3 digit lay count. Especially here in Denmark, they will have seen way bigger dicks.
tbh I have spend way too long researching dickpill. I could make a giant high effort thread if I wanted to, but women prefer dicks in the 99th percentile. Average won't get you laughed at, but I'm probably gonna get cucked because of it.
 
Doesn't matter when every girl has a 3 digit lay count. Especially here in Denmark, they will have seen way bigger dicks.
tbh I have spend way too long researching dickpill. I could make a giant high effort thread if I wanted to, but women prefer dicks in the 99th percentile. Average won't get you laughed at, but I'm probably gonna get cucked because of it.
Just get virgin girl theory
 
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Good idea, lower expectations then exceed them with monster dong. Ima use that
Devon Bostick 2008

your avi descended as fuck
 
Doesn't matter when every girl has a 3 digit lay count. Especially here in Denmark, they will have seen way bigger dicks.
tbh I have spend way too long researching dickpill. I could make a giant high effort thread if I wanted to, but women prefer dicks in the 99th percentile. Average won't get you laughed at, but I'm probably gonna get cucked because of it.
And they’ll cuck you for everything else too, so I wouldn’t worry about it
 
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Just get virgin girl theory
Impossible in Denmark tbh. Might just move to some remote village with life savings and live life on farm with 7 PSL ethnic girl and pollute my genes.
 
Doesn't matter when every girl has a 3 digit lay count. Especially here in Denmark, they will have seen way bigger dicks.
tbh I have spend way too long researching dickpill. I could make a giant high effort thread if I wanted to, but women prefer dicks in the 99th percentile. Average won't get you laughed at, but I'm probably gonna get cucked because of it.
bro lemme not front, i got a 6*5.7 inch penis, and i promise you, not a single girl has ever complained even once. Fast strokes bro, fast strokes.
 
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Doesn't matter when every girl has a 3 digit lay count. Especially here in Denmark, they will have seen way bigger dicks.
tbh I have spend way too long researching dickpill. I could make a giant high effort thread if I wanted to, but women prefer dicks in the 99th percentile. Average won't get you laughed at, but I'm probably gonna get cucked because of it.
If She has a 3 digit laycount She has probably a couple of 3-4 inches too tho I wouldn’t worry you are average.
bro lemme not front, i got a 6*5.7 inch penis, and i promise you, not a single girl has ever complained even once. Fast strokes bro, fast strokes.
Lol who tf gets complimented on that tho even If big. Do you whip it out and she goes 😮😮😮😮😮😮 wooooow It’s big?
 
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always claim higher, cuz she will believe it anyway and she will feel more confident when she talks about your dick size (number u told her) when shes with her friends. sometimes they care more about the stats than the actual size
 
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