Am I still a virgin if I get my dick sucked?

[Michael Myers]

By an escort, of course. I say yes, but that's because I want to keep my dateless KHHV status.

 

[Heinrich Schmidt]

Only way you lose your virginity is through P-in-V in my book.

 

[xegigi]

nigga doesn't want to lose his street cred in the incel community

 

[shieldzz]

Posts97,838

 

[copingtoohardrn]

Virginity Is a state of mind

 

[SecularIslamist]

Virginity is a social construct.

 

[Latinus]

Yes, you need to stick your sausage in the spider's interior.

 

[Latinus]

Shit, I voted wrong.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

V for life
Hahahahahah

 

[JohnDoe]

Imagine putting your penis in a mouth that has had 10000+ dicks already, disgusting.

 

[JohnDoe]

nigga doesn't want to lose his street cred in the incel community

He's a fakecel anyways, i am the only real truecel on this forum besides zer0~

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Yes obviously
I only consider p in v as losing virginity

I also considered getting a hooker but not vaginal intercourse

 

[ggg.tv🤫]

By an escort, of course. I say yes, but that's because I want to keep my dateless KHHV status.

even if you find a wife and have sex with her you're still a KHHV. The only way to not be one is to marry 4 Adriana limas

 

[ihatereddit]

Only sex that counts is condomless PIV with a MTB or above
fatties, subhumans or rubber sex dont count

 

[GabachoCopium]

blowjobs mog actual sex anyways

 

[Autismcel]

You only lose your V card via PIV

 

[Autismcel]

blowjobs mog actual sex anyways

Huh??? How

 

[GabachoCopium]

Huh??? How

because it feels better and you don’t have to put any effort innit

 

[Michael Myers]

I'm asking because pre-marital sex is haram and wanted to know if I could use this loophole.

 

[plukee]

By an escort, of course. I say yes, but that's because I want to keep my dateless KHHV status.

I told you good things will come your way bhai

 

[plukee]

He's a fakecel anyways, i am the only real truecel on this forum besides zer0~

No i am

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

By an escort, of course. I say yes, but that's because I want to keep my dateless KHHV status.

You should get a nice Hijabi mashalllahhahahahwhahahehahhsheh

 

[Michael Myers]

Only way you lose your virginity is through P-in-V in my book.

I agree.

 

[Michael Myers]

nigga doesn't want to lose his street cred in the incel community

That, and because pre-marital sex is a sin but since oral isn’t actual sex, I may have found a loophole.

 

[Michael Myers]

V for life
Hahahahahah

Based.

 

[Michael Myers]

Yes obviously
I only consider p in v as losing virginity

I also considered getting a hooker but not vaginal intercourse

Same here. What would you want a hooker for, btw? Don’t you have a wife?

 

[Michael Myers]

even if you find a wife and have sex with her you're still a KHHV. The only way to not be one is to marry 4 Adriana limas

No, once PiV happens, virginity is gone. Paid or not. That’s haram.

 

[depressionmaxxing]

Yes obviously
I only consider p in v as losing virginity

I also considered getting a hooker but not vaginal intercourse

It‘s not worth it

 

[Michael Myers]

Only sex that counts is condomless PIV with a MTB or above
fatties, subhumans or rubber sex dont count

Cope.

 

[no-mogger-no-cry]

yes

 

[Michael Myers]

blowjobs mog actual sex anyways

So I get to keep my KHHV status and have a better time? Nice.

 

[Michael Myers]

You only lose your V card via PIV

I agree. I’ll wait until 30 before I go visit escorts.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Same here. What would you want a hooker for, btw? Don’t you have a wife?

I enjoy indulging in extramarital relations

 

[Michael Myers]

I told you good things will come your way bhai

There is nothing good about paying for sex.

 

[Michael Myers]

You should get a nice Hijabi mashalllahhahahahwhahahehahhsheh

They don’t exist. They’re all LARPing hoejabis.

 

[Michael Myers]

It‘s not worth it

Elaborate. Did you go to one?

 

[Michael Myers]

yes

Good. I want to be KHHV.

 

[Michael Myers]

I enjoy indulging in extramarital relations

That’s haram.

 

[ElTruecel]

He's a fakecel anyways, i am the only real truecel on this forum besides zer0~

Ur both fakecels

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

They don’t exist. They’re all LARPing hoejabis.

Order one from back home. I’m going to get a woman of my faith back home I refuse to marry a western dog whore

 

[optimisticzoomer]

That’s haram.

Only blowjobs and anal, never vaginal

 

[lestoa]

nigger you arent even that ugly, how tall are you

 

[Michael Myers]

Ur both fakecels

I’m not a fakecel. I’m objectively truecel. Facial deformity, deathnik and manlet.

 

[ElTruecel]

I’m not a fakecel. I’m objectively truecel. Facial deformity, deathnik and manlet.

I’m talking about Johndoe and zer0. Also u have no facial deformity a bad nose because it was beaten is not a deformity.

 

[Michael Myers]

Order one from back home. I’m going to get a woman of my faith back home I refuse to marry a western dog whore

There’s hymenplasty clinics back home all over.

And based. Western whores don’t deserve gentlemen like us.

 

[Michael Myers]

Only blowjobs and anal, never vaginal

Based.

 

[Michael Myers]

nigger you arent even that ugly, how tall are you

I am. And I’m 5’10” which is short in the Netherlands.

 

[traveler]

By an escort, of course. I say yes, but that's because I want to keep my dateless KHHV status.

yeah

your half way there

just need to insert into vagina with no condom on to experience the vagina

 

[Michael Myers]

I’m talking about Johndoe and zer0. Also u have no facial deformity a bad nose because it was beaten is not a deformity.

I always fell on my face growing up, it was already deformed by the time I entered puberty because of all the injuries.

 

[ElTruecel]

I always fell on my face growing up, it was already deformed by the time I entered puberty because of all the injuries.

Cope that’s not a deformity