asteriskx
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Am I Still Natty?
by @asteriskx
by @asteriskx
I've been going to the gym for 8 months, and up until now I haven't done anything yet, but I've seen Greg Doucette on Instagram Reels say that to lose body fat, L-Carnitine is a cheat code, and then I looked into it. There's tons of science behind it, so I purchased it, but along with it, I saw a testosterone booster on the site called Turkesterone, and it was only $30 extra, so I added it to my cart and purchased it with my dad's credit card. I made sure to order it to my neighbor's house because if my parents saw it, they would be very pissed off that I'm no longer a so called natural, and when it came, I made sure to snipe it to make sure I would catch the driver, and so I did. I got the package and went back home and opened it. There they were, the two cheat codes that would make me look like prime 2016 David Laid. So I went to sleep with a smile on my face, and when I woke up the next day, little did I know I wouldn't be the same man ever again. I called my friends and let them know I'd be at the gym in an hour, but before I went, I had to juice up, and when the time came too, I was hesitant. I was so scared, knowing what effect this can have on me. I will be a GOD compared to these natural peons. All the years of torment and constant berating from my peers, all for it to be gone in one day, but even though I was still afraid and hesitant, an hour had passed, so I snuck it along in my gym backpack and headed out to the gym. Once I arrived, I knew I had to juice up before working out, so I headed to the bathroom. My face was so red and flustered, and then I was there shivering, but knowing what effects this can have on me, I said, "F**k it," and then downed the L-Carnitine and Turkesterone. I could feel pulsing through my veins, I felt like a GOD. Then I walked out, chest-high backpack in hand. The first thing I did was head to the lockers because I know if I had gotten caught, people would look at me differently since I'm no longer a natural. My friend is there with me, so I'm speaking to him as I'm opening my locker, and little do I notice my L-Carnitine falls out of my backpack's water bottle holder. Then BOOM, it thuds on the floor. Panic on my face, I instantly pick it up and stuff it in the locker, hoping nobody notices, and no one does. My friend thinks nothing of it, maybe he thought it was a water bottle. We finished working out, then I dab him up and head back home, and then I write this magnificent piece of thread to share with you, to let you know that I love not being natural and feeling like a god. This will be mine and your dirty secret.
I am no longer a natural and have engaged in performance enchaining drugs, so i feel like a GOD nobody found out, This will be mine and your dirty secret.
