Am I the only one..

[saratogashark0]

When an inconvenience happens, you’re like “would this have happened if I looked like this” similar to “would he have [action] if he looked like [rating or person]” genuinely everytime I just think of this

 

[Sub->CL]

Today I tried to book a doctors appointment but the receptionist hung up because she thought my name (first and last) was a PRANK CALL and I thought "damn if my parents weren't retarded subhumans..."