AMA: I'm an Incel

[humanoidsub7]

Ask me anything.

 

[maxxmclooks]

why

 

[humanoidsub7]

why

 

[barretstoe]

Damn you are surely a rare fish here in the ocean

 

[noodlelover]

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Ask me anything.

How many women have you smashed?

 

[wsada]

What really no way I never saw an incel here

 

[humanoidsub7]

Damn you are surely a rare fish here in the ocean

 

[halloweed]

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Ask me anything.

How’s it like having sex?

 

[humanoidsub7]

How’s it like having sex?

i guess we'll never know

 

[noodlelover]

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Ask me anything.

Since, you said we could ask you anything.

What's your waist circumference?
What's your bicep (unflexed) circumference?
How often do you go to the gym?
How many girls have you asked out?

 

[humanoidsub7]

How many women have you smashed?

smashed? you mean like punching them in the face? 77198.

here's the list;


Belle Delphine
Cara Cunningham
Grace Hyland
Nang Mwe San
Nikkole Teja

 

[sickdawgie]

I can just ask myself questions

 

[humanoidsub7]

Since, you said we could ask you anything.

What's your waist circumference?
What's your bicep (unflexed) circumference?
How often do you go to the gym?
How many girls have you asked out?

1. 7 inches
2. 26 cm
3. Stopped going in March/April
4. 4. Yet here I am. I'm ugly as shit.

 

[tomm1453]

1. 7 inches

blud built like henry stickman

 

[Eriot Lodger]

You probably mog me anyway. You're just a manlet. I should fucking kill you

 

[humanoidsub7]

blud built like henry stickman

If my face sucks I want my body to at least look good. I'm gonna gymcel.

 

[humanoidsub7]

You probably mog me anyway. You're just a manlet. I should fucking kill you

wdym bro i thought we all truecels supported each other...

being a truecel is brutal...
not even truecels like you #alone

 

[noodlelover]

If my face sucks I want my body to at least look good. I'm gonna gymcel.

That's the best plan. Get a good body (visible abs when not flexing + Big arms), then try talking to girls again and see if there's a difference.

 

[humanoidsub7]

That's the best plan. Get a good body (visible abs when not flexing + Big arms), then try talking to girls again and see if there's a difference.

i know personally a not goodlooking-at-all friend that got buff and started fucking and dating.

his face is still the same, but he's not a stickman anymore. we even had the same stats.

he was bullied by foids and Chads in the first 2 years of HS. now he mogs and fucks so I'll consider it.

 

[humanoidsub7]

i know personally a not goodlooking-at-all friend that got buff and started fucking and dating.

his face is still the same, but he's not a stickman anymore. we even had the same stats.

he was bullied by foids and Chads in the first 2 years of HS. now he mogs and fucks so I'll consider it.

remind you this friend is a curry too

 

[Eriot Lodger]

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wdym bro i thought we all truecels supported each other...

being a truecel is brutal...
not even truecels like you #alone

Volcel mutterings

 

[humanoidsub7]

Volcel mutterings

I'm not a fakecel/volcel. I'm a stonecold truecel.

 

[Madridista]

Height, rate, age, physique, location?

 

[tomm1453]

If my face sucks I want my body to at least look good. I'm gonna gymcel.

7 inch waist circumference is literally impossible

 

[MoggerGaston]

find jesus

 

[humanoidsub7]

7 inch waist circumference is literally impossible

wait im a fucking retard... i thought it said "wrist"... i swear it did.

 

[noodlelover]

wait im a fucking retard... i thought it said "wrist"... i swear it did.

I thought you were trolling.

What's your waist (belly button not sucking in)?

 

[lowiqNormie]

hey sweetheart , i know you're probably in a bad mood right now but listen a thing ! Life is so beautiful and you are meant to be just the way you are ! Please god, don't let the negativity around you bring you down and listen to your inner beast you just need more confidence and an hair cut and you'll find the right girl in no time !

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Hmm interesting.

If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be and why?

 

[raleqtambrobret]

Hmm interesting.

If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be and why?

vegnteable

 

[SubSigma]

have u ever talked to a ginger stacey?

 

[guilty]

advice for getting women?

 

[Kristin]

Hmm interesting.

If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be and why?

(in)CELery

 

[humanoidsub7]

have u ever talked to a ginger stacey?
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unironically yes

 

[SubSigma]

unironically yes

Tell full story

 

[humanoidsub7]

Hmm interesting.

If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be and why?

A tomato probably...

 

[alurmo]

would u buy a sex doll

 

[humanoidsub7]

Tell full story

She ended up being my friend and we had our first kiss back when we were like 12. She was even in my room I'm in rn but we stayed as friends.

We stopped talking after the pandemic and she went lulu and we blocked each other.

 

[humanoidsub7]

would u buy a sex doll

No, I would pay a prostitute and fraud being a normie.

 

[humanoidsub7]

I thought you were trolling.

What's your waist (belly button not sucking in)?

32 inches.

 

[SubSigma]

She ended up being my friend and we had our first kiss back when we were like 12. She was even in my room I'm in rn but we stayed as friends.

We stopped talking after the pandemic and she went lulu and we blocked each other.

At least u got to kiss a ginger stacey. The most I could get from a ginger stacey was a hug

 

[humanoidsub7]

At least u got to kiss a ginger stacey. The most I could get from a ginger stacey was a hug

just be like me bro

be an ethnic truecel and get your stacy bro

 

[Autismcel]

Doubt

 

[humanoidsub7]

Doubt

 

[Entschuldigung]

How much for your virginity?

 

[humanoidsub7]

How much for your virginity?

40,000$ in exchange for surgery

 

[to_stop_da_cope]

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fakecel detected

I hate you

 

[chiefkeefsdick]

Why do u get no pussy

 

[humanoidsub7]

fakecel detected

I hate you

HOW AM I FAKECEL OMG IM LITERALLY UGLY

 

[humanoidsub7]

HOW AM I FAKECEL OMG IM LITERALLY UGLY

GENUINELY WTF? IM NOT JOKING YOU FUCKERS KNOW IM TRUECEL