hopecel
nostalgist, oneitiscel, philosemite - ✡︎: 0.2 / 22
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1. my irl oneitis:
- I've been obsessed over her for almost 3 years now
- HQNP, quirky, nerdy & high IQ, goth, high class, seems cold & introverted
- we live half a mile from each other but I never see her irl, she seems to be a giga rotter and nerd
- she probably doesn't even know me (we talked just a little, which is when I fell in love with her)
- we're peers and go to the same uni
- I saw her with 2 tallfags but she possibly (and hopefully) friendzoned them, she's not tall
- easily could be asexual or lesbian (although I don't think she is)
2. the girl I thought is my new irl oneitis:
- my new flatmate
- HQNP, popular, successful both in education and sports, high IQ and very kind
- the only one of the four girls who I actually talked irl (besides my first oneitis but it's nothing)
- we go to the same uni and are from the same city
- she's 2 years younger than me but she's kinda tall (nearly as tall as me)
- I saw her kissing some MTN normie on the entrance so she perhaps has a bf
3. my old e-oneitis
- the autistic emo hapa girl from Canada (I'm from Europe)
- 4'11 midget, looks white, quirky, anorexic, borderline, has zero friends and is virgin
- she simped for me then she blocked me, I texted her recently and she told me to fuck off because I was a pervert, then she came back to me, then I told her to find somebody else
- is childish asf
- I actually was obsessed over her for a year but she never was more important than the girl number 1
- she always was just a joke but I kinda always wanted a cute girl like her
4. my new e-oneitis who looks like my irl oneitis - quasi-oneitis (the girl I'm currently texting with):
- the girl I've been spaming threads about recently
- has a similar pheno as my irl oneitis
- 6 years older than me, either HQP or HQNP (I really can't tell), alt-right / pagan, likes to quarrel, borderline, toxic
- lives 300+ miles away from me (in a neighbouring country)
- allegedly an orphan who has no close family
- graduated from uni and claims to be a gold digger (idk if she's just testing me)
- she either sees me as a clown so she gives me attention or she low-key likes me, either way her "love" towards me is unclear, I don't trust her
- she likes to test me and play with me, tend to mention other males (both real and potential) and sometimes act as if she wants to humiliate me
- knows about my BBA/BBL (big black ass / big booty Latina) fetish (I told her about it)
- I've been obsessed over her for almost 3 years now
- HQNP, quirky, nerdy & high IQ, goth, high class, seems cold & introverted
- we live half a mile from each other but I never see her irl, she seems to be a giga rotter and nerd
- she probably doesn't even know me (we talked just a little, which is when I fell in love with her)
- we're peers and go to the same uni
- I saw her with 2 tallfags but she possibly (and hopefully) friendzoned them, she's not tall
- easily could be asexual or lesbian (although I don't think she is)
2. the girl I thought is my new irl oneitis:
- my new flatmate
- HQNP, popular, successful both in education and sports, high IQ and very kind
- the only one of the four girls who I actually talked irl (besides my first oneitis but it's nothing)
- we go to the same uni and are from the same city
- she's 2 years younger than me but she's kinda tall (nearly as tall as me)
- I saw her kissing some MTN normie on the entrance so she perhaps has a bf
3. my old e-oneitis
- the autistic emo hapa girl from Canada (I'm from Europe)
- 4'11 midget, looks white, quirky, anorexic, borderline, has zero friends and is virgin
- she simped for me then she blocked me, I texted her recently and she told me to fuck off because I was a pervert, then she came back to me, then I told her to find somebody else
- is childish asf
- I actually was obsessed over her for a year but she never was more important than the girl number 1
- she always was just a joke but I kinda always wanted a cute girl like her
4. my new e-oneitis who looks like my irl oneitis - quasi-oneitis (the girl I'm currently texting with):
- the girl I've been spaming threads about recently
- has a similar pheno as my irl oneitis
- 6 years older than me, either HQP or HQNP (I really can't tell), alt-right / pagan, likes to quarrel, borderline, toxic
- lives 300+ miles away from me (in a neighbouring country)
- allegedly an orphan who has no close family
- graduated from uni and claims to be a gold digger (idk if she's just testing me)
- she either sees me as a clown so she gives me attention or she low-key likes me, either way her "love" towards me is unclear, I don't trust her
- she likes to test me and play with me, tend to mention other males (both real and potential) and sometimes act as if she wants to humiliate me
- knows about my BBA/BBL (big black ass / big booty Latina) fetish (I told her about it)
omg bro u not beating the cvck allegations anytime soon
