Amazon Delivery Tip

[Deleted member 135099]

I used to leave some instructions for my Amazon driver to do, so that my parcel wouldn't end up being stolen when I was not home. And they would never follow the instructions causing me to lose hundreds of dollars in parcels.

I've since updated my instructions to: "IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS, I WILL REPORT YOU TO AMAZON...."

Since making that change months ago, they've been following my instructions perfectly.

 

[User28823]

must live near niggers

ive never had a package stolen

 

[Jason Voorhees]

must live near niggers

ive never had a package stolen

In California I've seen many houses with those boxes bolted to the porch that lock until you retrieve the parcel.

 

[Deleted member 135099]

must live near niggers

ive never had a package stolen

Yeah, it's over for me

Even the delivery services in my area are manned by niggers. So sometimes parcels just get 'lost' in transit