American field sobriety tests are pure cagefuel

[Panzram]

I watch alot of bodycam footage on yt and the hoops american cops make drivers jump through instead of just breathalyzing them makes me cage.
My favorite is: "Stand with your heels together and your arms by your side. Tilt your head back 45° and close your eyes. When I say go you will eastimate the passage of 30 seconds and tell me when you think they have passed". Wtf lmao

 

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Oh I got them sar