American goyslop is addictive

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Idk what Americans put in their junk food but it is addictive af. Especially the cookies with raisins and those chocolate wafers, strabucks drinks etc. I couldn't stop myself from eating them. I eat one and I immediately crave more.
I could probably chow down 2-3 packets omyself while watching a movie or something. I swear they are like laced with fentanyl or some shit. All the regular snacks I've already had also taste much better in the US. KitKat, Oreos. Have eaten them millions of times but for some reason the american version of their snacks tastes 10x better

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good goy, eat ze slop
 
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cope

real food tastes good
 
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Should I eat some cookies tn? I went to the gym this morning so it's excusable, and I'm underweight from being depressed and not eating eating
 
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The american goyslop its too much for me . Raises lot ny cortisol
I prefer moderate goyslop
 
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Should I eat some cookies tn? I went to the gym this morning so it's excusable, and I'm underweight from being depressed and not eating eating
I have a small cheat meal every week so I don't lose my mind while losing weight. I think it's alright to indulge every now and then
 
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They use a shit ton of sugar..

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The companies have perfected the art of making food that your body will just crave. I do agree they can be quite addictive.
 
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Idk what Americans put in their junk food but it is addictive af. Especially the cookies with raisins and those chocolate wafers, strabucks drinks etc. I couldn't stop myself from eating them. I eat one and I immediately crave more.
I could probably chow down 2-3 packets omyself while watching a movie or something. I swear they are like laced with fentanyl or some shit. All the regular snacks I've already had also taste much better. KitKat, Oreos. Eaten them millions of times but for some reason the american version of their snacks tastes 10x better

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Fax, you can see why 1 in 3 americans are obese. Its hard to quit goyslop :feelswhy:
 
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Fax, you can see why 1 in 3 americans are obese. Its hard to quit goyslop :feelswhy:
American portion sizes are also pretty huge. For thr first time in my life I saw 2L soda cups, tubs of ice cream and fried chicken, 3lb steaks, boxes of oreos etc.
 
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netflix plus american goyslop equal good goy
 
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Raw Kefir is illegal thp
Yeah, it's illegal most places. Fortunately it's legal where I live but in some states where it's illegal some brands sell raw kefir labeled as pet food so that people can get their hands on it.
 
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Yeah, it's illegal most places. Fortunately it's legal where I live but in some states where it's illegal some brands sell raw kefir labeled as pet food so that people can get their hands on it.
Damn. Smart trick right there
 
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They put fent and pieces of crack rock in them
 
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Isn't it just high fructose content and more artificial flavoring? What else could be adding to the taste?
 
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it's unironically physically addictive
 
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Isn't it just high fructose content and more artificial flavoring? What else could be adding to the taste?
I don't know what it is but once you start it's like you can't stop.
 
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All carbohydrates break down into glucose except for fructose.
 

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