Amnesia is legit 200 iq

[Chadelite]

You could hypothetically:

get a huge ass loan for surgery let's say 100k, America doesn't give a shit abt loans they print unlimited money anyways

Get all the surgeries - takes a year or 2 in total, if you don't get bimax it will take 1 year, rhino, cantoplasty, implants. Even LL surgery

You are pretty young maybe under 25 now

You declare Bankcruptcy so u. Dont have to pay for the loan

You think you're in the clear but The fbi sees this thread and @Sergeant gives them your account so they trace your IP back to your phone

OK

Now you get arrested

You get a mugshot for your local or maybe even national news if ur lucky af

You go to jail you don't know what's about to happen

You wake up in jail and rub your eyes too see the prison guard opening the door
He hands you a sack of letters

"these are for you"

Countess women are sending your letters and cheques

Your bail is 200k and it gets paid off

You turn on the tiny prison TV and see the news report "hot convict jailed "

It's you

It all paid off

• Hot convict btw
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[Deleted member 5048]

jfl

 

[oatmeal]

just fuck yourself in the ass financially theory

 

[Vitruvian]

@Amnesia has his own problems. He is being tested for his humanity, and purpose daily