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A brief description of who I am in the spoiler tag right below this
Me 18 on the left per surgery and 31 on right
Girl is "Angela" 27, Matched on Tinder back in July exchanged numbers, and texted on and off taking multiple weeks from not talking ever. All standard stuff over texts about our lives and background. Finally we decide to set something up.
I try to invite her over to my apartment straight away to have a drink, she declines
Date Summary
I walked up and met her outside the bar in line. Angela looked noticeably older than in her Tinder pics (she wasn't unattractive) but definitely not as hot. We chat in line until we're seated and are chatting some more once seated. The conversation was like an old persons date, asking each other questions back and fourth about each other's lives. She was asking a lot of questions about my job, schooling, career, where I see myself in the future, etc. Way more than the younger girls who I have gone on dates with. Of course the obvious red pill explanation is that she is close to the wall and actually looking for a guy to beta bucks. It honestly felt a bit like I was on a job interview.
We are chatting for over an hour or so, and it's pleasant, we are sitting next to each other on stools at a bar, legs are about a foot apart. There has been no touching at all, she hasnt done any sort of laugh and brush of my arm or anything, it really didn't feel like she was that into me. She wasn't even laughing that hard at my jokes, and I could catch her eyes looking around the bar even when I was talking directly to her.
The topic changes to past LTRs and she mentions how she has a bad habit of dating bad guys. Guys that are opposite to her cause she claims to be a good girl with a level head and the one of her friends group who has to "parent" the others. She works in HR at a corporation so she is a stickler for making sure the corporate office cucks have their diversity training and that testosterone levels among the male employees in the office stay at a low level. However she also claims she can be impulsive and once broke up with a BF and moved to another country all in the span of a few days.
I notice she has a few tats on her. She laughs and says that she has 4 total and she says that two of them she can't wait to get removed, they were a mistake. (back of neck and upper leg) She asks if I have any tattoos and I say that I don't. She asks me whyyyyy, and I reply, "do u like tats on guys?" She respond "Yessss very much, something about them is just so hot and interesting." She then asks if I have done any hard drugs in my past and I reply just coke a few times, she again laughs and mentions she used to go to raves and has done molly coke and other various hallucinogens, but that, that was mostly in her past. She tells me "you're kinda vanilla aren't you."
At this point I am not even turned on by this girl, I am honestly thinking of the other younger girls I canceled on to make this date tonight. At this point she gets a text from a friend (Michelle) that Michelle is at the same bar we are at right now. Since I am bored as fuck I tell her to ask her friend to come over and join us (maybe Michelle is hot.) Her friend comes over to where we are at the bar and hugs Angela and says "hey gurrrl" and then looks at me and the first thing she says is "wow you're hot!" She then turns back to Angela and says "who is heeee?" Anyway they chat a bit and Michelle says that she is with a group of friends at the front of the bar and we should come join them.
At this point we've been at the bar for a few hours and we do go up and join the group of people. Angela introduces me, it's Michelle and another girl and 4 guys. I introduce myself to the group and one of the guys says "wow you're handsome dude." He said it in a bro way I assume he's straight cause he was sitting next to his gf. This guy is of East Asian ethnicity and his gf is as well. His gf is average, I prob wouldn't bang I am thinking. Anyway we chat with the group a bit and the guy who called me handsome is pretty drunk, he clearly has a bro crush on me and keeps saying how cool I am and is trying to buy me very expensive tequila shots saying he has to "impress me"
The time is coming up on Last Call for the bar, me and Angela are sitting next to each other having a chat again. We are talking again about past relationships and what not. Angela tells me I am "the best looking guy she has been out with." She tells me that I also seem to have all my stuff together and that her mom would LOVE if she brought me home to meet her. Given my red pill knowledge I know what she is trying to say. That on paper I am all the right stuff but I just don't sexually turn her on cause I am not a "bad boy" cause I am too "vanilla." I don't even give a fuck and I wanna get a few red pills out of her. I ask her what her physical type is. She responds "Khal Drogo" from game of thrones. Tats, facial hair, bad boy, real manly. I laugh and say, "awww haha so I guess I shouldn't have shaved my facial hair before the date!" And she laughs and says "I like men not boys." She again mentions how she just goes for the wrong type of guys, guys opposite than what I appear to be, and even that one of her ex BFs spent some time in jail and stalked her when he got out."
I realize exactly what all this means since I am fluent in female language and I am just too much of a "nice guy." I went for the clean shaven hollow cheek pretty boy look and she wanted Jason Momoa. I walk her out to her car and she asks if I want her to Venmo me her side of the bar tab (since I gave them my debit card at the beginning.) I tell her "that'd be great." And she does. We get to her car and we tell each other we had a great time, I lean in for a kiss and she turns her cheek saying "No kiss, not yet." I laugh and pull away and start walking away and she jokingly yells "I mean you made me PAY for half the date too!. Just kidding"
I then went home and called up the girl from Tinder Adventures 1 for a boot call and she came over.
It's been 2 days and we haven't exchanged any texts since that night. I have no interest whatsoever seeing her again
Redpills and random points to take away
-This is now the 5th girl in a row who has stated they have a preference with my with facial hair. Now there clearly could be a selection bias going on since in my Tinder pics I have 5 to14 day stubble yet I have showed up to the date clean shaven.
-BTW once in the date she asked if I was wearing contacts cause my eyes are "so blue" I denied of course (even tho I was)
-Bad boy thing is real, I have never heard a single girl say they don't think Khal Drogo makes them wet @oldcell
-This date felt like a fucking job interview, I could FEEL her trying to gauge my betabucks potential
-She is a proud "dog mom" and says her dog is like her baby, doesnt care if she ever has kids either
- I was too "vanilla" I was too well put together too pretty no tats no excitement. RTT is prob real, I always thought it was, I don't even have my tan rn covid closed all the tanning salons
- Overall I think I portrayed myself on my Tinder as a stubbled tanned guy with a badder vibe than I really have and I did nothing for her pussy, she never touched me the whole night, not even a friendly touch of the arm after a joke, nothing
This weeks poll question: Do you ever want to get LEGALLY married?
A brief description of who I am in the spoiler tag right below this
I am 32 years old that spent his teens with a very GL brother, witnessing first hand how effortless getting girls was for him. I got 2 rhinos and lower lid retraction surgery at 20 years old along with additional looksmaxxes including: chin fillers for chin width , wearing 4 inch lifts (making me 6'1'' after) wearing blue contacts, tanning beds, lifting weights and getting to low bodyfat, dyying eyebrows dark brown, latisse for eyelashes, medium length hairstyle, over 100 lays lifetime since looksmaxxing
Me 18 on the left per surgery and 31 on right
Girl is "Angela" 27, Matched on Tinder back in July exchanged numbers, and texted on and off taking multiple weeks from not talking ever. All standard stuff over texts about our lives and background. Finally we decide to set something up.
I try to invite her over to my apartment straight away to have a drink, she declines
Date Summary
I walked up and met her outside the bar in line. Angela looked noticeably older than in her Tinder pics (she wasn't unattractive) but definitely not as hot. We chat in line until we're seated and are chatting some more once seated. The conversation was like an old persons date, asking each other questions back and fourth about each other's lives. She was asking a lot of questions about my job, schooling, career, where I see myself in the future, etc. Way more than the younger girls who I have gone on dates with. Of course the obvious red pill explanation is that she is close to the wall and actually looking for a guy to beta bucks. It honestly felt a bit like I was on a job interview.
We are chatting for over an hour or so, and it's pleasant, we are sitting next to each other on stools at a bar, legs are about a foot apart. There has been no touching at all, she hasnt done any sort of laugh and brush of my arm or anything, it really didn't feel like she was that into me. She wasn't even laughing that hard at my jokes, and I could catch her eyes looking around the bar even when I was talking directly to her.
The topic changes to past LTRs and she mentions how she has a bad habit of dating bad guys. Guys that are opposite to her cause she claims to be a good girl with a level head and the one of her friends group who has to "parent" the others. She works in HR at a corporation so she is a stickler for making sure the corporate office cucks have their diversity training and that testosterone levels among the male employees in the office stay at a low level. However she also claims she can be impulsive and once broke up with a BF and moved to another country all in the span of a few days.
I notice she has a few tats on her. She laughs and says that she has 4 total and she says that two of them she can't wait to get removed, they were a mistake. (back of neck and upper leg) She asks if I have any tattoos and I say that I don't. She asks me whyyyyy, and I reply, "do u like tats on guys?" She respond "Yessss very much, something about them is just so hot and interesting." She then asks if I have done any hard drugs in my past and I reply just coke a few times, she again laughs and mentions she used to go to raves and has done molly coke and other various hallucinogens, but that, that was mostly in her past. She tells me "you're kinda vanilla aren't you."
At this point I am not even turned on by this girl, I am honestly thinking of the other younger girls I canceled on to make this date tonight. At this point she gets a text from a friend (Michelle) that Michelle is at the same bar we are at right now. Since I am bored as fuck I tell her to ask her friend to come over and join us (maybe Michelle is hot.) Her friend comes over to where we are at the bar and hugs Angela and says "hey gurrrl" and then looks at me and the first thing she says is "wow you're hot!" She then turns back to Angela and says "who is heeee?" Anyway they chat a bit and Michelle says that she is with a group of friends at the front of the bar and we should come join them.
At this point we've been at the bar for a few hours and we do go up and join the group of people. Angela introduces me, it's Michelle and another girl and 4 guys. I introduce myself to the group and one of the guys says "wow you're handsome dude." He said it in a bro way I assume he's straight cause he was sitting next to his gf. This guy is of East Asian ethnicity and his gf is as well. His gf is average, I prob wouldn't bang I am thinking. Anyway we chat with the group a bit and the guy who called me handsome is pretty drunk, he clearly has a bro crush on me and keeps saying how cool I am and is trying to buy me very expensive tequila shots saying he has to "impress me"
The time is coming up on Last Call for the bar, me and Angela are sitting next to each other having a chat again. We are talking again about past relationships and what not. Angela tells me I am "the best looking guy she has been out with." She tells me that I also seem to have all my stuff together and that her mom would LOVE if she brought me home to meet her. Given my red pill knowledge I know what she is trying to say. That on paper I am all the right stuff but I just don't sexually turn her on cause I am not a "bad boy" cause I am too "vanilla." I don't even give a fuck and I wanna get a few red pills out of her. I ask her what her physical type is. She responds "Khal Drogo" from game of thrones. Tats, facial hair, bad boy, real manly. I laugh and say, "awww haha so I guess I shouldn't have shaved my facial hair before the date!" And she laughs and says "I like men not boys." She again mentions how she just goes for the wrong type of guys, guys opposite than what I appear to be, and even that one of her ex BFs spent some time in jail and stalked her when he got out."
I realize exactly what all this means since I am fluent in female language and I am just too much of a "nice guy." I went for the clean shaven hollow cheek pretty boy look and she wanted Jason Momoa. I walk her out to her car and she asks if I want her to Venmo me her side of the bar tab (since I gave them my debit card at the beginning.) I tell her "that'd be great." And she does. We get to her car and we tell each other we had a great time, I lean in for a kiss and she turns her cheek saying "No kiss, not yet." I laugh and pull away and start walking away and she jokingly yells "I mean you made me PAY for half the date too!. Just kidding"
I then went home and called up the girl from Tinder Adventures 1 for a boot call and she came over.
It's been 2 days and we haven't exchanged any texts since that night. I have no interest whatsoever seeing her again
Redpills and random points to take away
-This is now the 5th girl in a row who has stated they have a preference with my with facial hair. Now there clearly could be a selection bias going on since in my Tinder pics I have 5 to14 day stubble yet I have showed up to the date clean shaven.
-BTW once in the date she asked if I was wearing contacts cause my eyes are "so blue" I denied of course (even tho I was)
-Bad boy thing is real, I have never heard a single girl say they don't think Khal Drogo makes them wet @oldcell
-This date felt like a fucking job interview, I could FEEL her trying to gauge my betabucks potential
-She is a proud "dog mom" and says her dog is like her baby, doesnt care if she ever has kids either
- I was too "vanilla" I was too well put together too pretty no tats no excitement. RTT is prob real, I always thought it was, I don't even have my tan rn covid closed all the tanning salons
- Overall I think I portrayed myself on my Tinder as a stubbled tanned guy with a badder vibe than I really have and I did nothing for her pussy, she never touched me the whole night, not even a friendly touch of the arm after a joke, nothing
This weeks poll question: Do you ever want to get LEGALLY married?
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