An ant bit me on the tip of my penis

[Norm Macdonald]

Fuck this stupid chud country

 

[perculezz]

torture it

 

[Norm Macdonald]

It’s red and it burns

 

[Norm Macdonald]

Mogs me @ascendingalways

 

[Norm Macdonald]

I wish I had foreskin

 

[banku don]

I wish I had foreskin

are you circumcised?

 

[Norm Macdonald]

are you circumcised?

Yes

 

[Rothschild]

Have sex with the ant

 

[wishicouldascend]

shouldve had a spider, get powers

 

[Aconite]

deja vu

 

[romanstock]

Heh, that's the excuse I used once when Dad opened the bathroom door and caught me fapping. ' I had a green ant in my pants.' The mindless beast never knocked.

 

[Coolman788]

Hope u recover soon

 

[jjx1z]

Heh, that's the excuse I used once when Dad opened the bathroom door and caught me fapping. ' I had a green ant in my pants.' The mindless beast never knocked.

imagine getting caught, i would kms in that exact moment

 

[zentro]

Fuck this stupid chud country

Did it add any length?

 

[Norm Macdonald]

Did it add any length?

I’d stick my cock in an ant hill if that were the case

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Fuck this stupid chud country

It was giving you a blowjob why are you mad?