An ebike is literally all you need to ascend as a sub 8 male (GTFIH)

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Ebike = mogs carcels anyway. No insurance needed. Cheap to install and maintain.

You look cool and NT riding ebikes thanks to the Jews.

You save money so the Jews also cannot cuck you as hard.

You can get around and do gig work easily as an indie contractor mogger.

You can also get to your Tinder matches easier and meet up looking fresh and NT.

Cars are overrated, they are roastie attracting tools for betabux.

Due to ebikes having 1 seat you always come across as a solo sigma mogger unable to stroll any fat roasties along you and waste your gas and stink up your seat with her sweaty 🐖 ass = mogger game.

You can look badass as it is essentially a cheap and more based motorcycle.

You mog cars and can ride between them or on sidewalks and skip areas faster.

You still appear as pro and capable as a cancel only you spend half the money as him on your ride.

And if you don't like EMF giving you ball cancer then just strap a 2 stroke engine on there and be a combustion alpha with cheap gas bill and long riding ranges.

All you need to ascend as a sub 8 is an ebike. Take the EBIKEPILL, BOYOS.
 
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I have an e-mtb.
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For long distances a car mogs
 
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Chad out


A bike weighs 100x less so with a little engine it can take you 10x the distance for the same ⛽️ price. Keep coping.
try going 100km with a bike
 
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Prerequisite is private garage this shit gets insta stolen no matter the lock
 
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You look cool and NT riding ebikes thanks to the Jews.
Ebikes are definitely rad, especially blasting around the woods at night, literally feels it shouldn't be real - but, no, it's definitely non-NT at the moment.
 
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very NT, OP
 
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You can also get to your Tinder matches easier and meet up looking fresh and NT.
Indeed, imagine the bitch is expecting you to pull up with your bmw sedan 2023
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and you just end up pulling up with this dogshit
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she's surely going to get blown away by your NTness and freshness op!


never make another thread dog.
 
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Indeed, imagine the bitch is expecting you to pull up with your bmw sedan 2023
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and you just end up pulling up with this dogshit View attachment 2098073

she's surely going to get blown away by your NTness and freshness op!


never make another thread dog.

JFL if you buy a BMW to impress Tinder sluts. Cringe.

All you'd do is make the Germans richer for a skank to sit in your leather overpriced seats.

Too many niggas here fall for Andrew Tate Redpill BS.

The most sigma shit is the least expensive and most efficient to do what you gotta do; minimalism.

If you gotta have fancy everything it shows you insecure in ur masculinity cuz you think you too good for a bike.

Fuck what women think, do your shit and if they don't like it they don't like you then periodt.
 
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All fun and games until the real chad trucker comes in the highway and mogs you to death
 
you can, most new models have that kind of radius.

mine lasts about 110.
I mean you can also walk for 100km, that works as well.
 

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