RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #2
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #3
@Gaygymmaxx
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #4
try2beme
Runaway
- Joined
- Mar 21, 2023
- Posts
- 41,209
- Reputation
- 53,733
Correct
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #6
@lordgandy2000 explain urselfff
taai
Silver
- Joined
- Sep 5, 2025
- Posts
- 599
- Reputation
- 615
u look fine enough not to worry that much
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #8
Explain
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #9
Im open to opinions.
try2beme
Runaway
- Joined
- Mar 21, 2023
- Posts
- 41,209
- Reputation
- 53,733
No good features
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #11
What about eyes skin hair and some ratios jfl
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #12
Only big flaw i see is nose and maybe jaw a lil
xevuxia
Cogito ergo sum
- Joined
- Jun 16, 2024
- Posts
- 6,371
- Reputation
- 8,368
As i said Funk you have
Neon Singularity Hunter Eyes and a Eclipse Core Destroyer jaw you are the ultimate Aether Nova Slayer
Neon Singularity Hunter Eyes and a Eclipse Core Destroyer jaw you are the ultimate Aether Nova Slayer
redeemthecard
Platinum
- Joined
- May 12, 2025
- Posts
- 1,062
- Reputation
- 1,594
slickjensen
6 PSL or Rope.
- Joined
- Jun 21, 2025
- Posts
- 377
- Reputation
- 412
That 1-10 scale you put is dogshit but you’re in mtn jail by the looks of it
Mitläufer
misanthropist
- Joined
- Apr 17, 2025
- Posts
- 4,128
- Reputation
- 4,339
Do rhino
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #17
Should I become a fortnite pro. Get rich and bang hoes? Is that my fate?
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #18
fashioncel
troller of all
- Joined
- Jan 30, 2025
- Posts
- 18,565
- Reputation
- 30,393
You are very much above average.
Mitläufer
misanthropist
- Joined
- Apr 17, 2025
- Posts
- 4,128
- Reputation
- 4,339
Didnt noticeThis is post rhino
4Christ_sake
Master
- Joined
- Jul 17, 2025
- Posts
- 1,528
- Reputation
- 1,467
Definitely mmtn or hmtn
lordgandy2000
Apricot
- Joined
- May 25, 2020
- Posts
- 4,106
- Reputation
- 11,035
MTN in the gay bars of Ankara
Mitläufer
misanthropist
- Joined
- Apr 17, 2025
- Posts
- 4,128
- Reputation
- 4,339
Do double jaw surgery
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #24
Too poor and too much time for heal
Mitläufer
misanthropist
- Joined
- Apr 17, 2025
- Posts
- 4,128
- Reputation
- 4,339
Nigga do you even want to ascend or be caged at mtn
xevuxia
Cogito ergo sum
- Joined
- Jun 16, 2024
- Posts
- 6,371
- Reputation
- 8,368
Do a :
Limb Lengthening Surgery
Rhinoplasty
Sliding Genioplasty
Buccal Fat Removal
Blepharoplasty
Otoplasty
Facelift (Rhytidectomy)
Neck Lift
Forehead/Brow Lift
Lip Lift
Mandibular Implants
Cheek Implants
Temporal Implants
Chin Implant
Lip Reduction
Lip Augmentation
Fat Transfer (Facial)
Jaw Contouring Surgery
Zygomatic Osteotomy
Zygomatic Implants
Eyelid Ptosis Correction
Canthoplasty
Canthopexy
Masseter Reduction Surgery
Mandibular Angle Reduction
LeFort 1 Osteotomy
LeFort 2 Osteotomy
LeFort 3 Osteotomy
BSSO (Bilateral Sagittal Split Osteotomy)
SARPE (Surgically Assisted Rapid Palatal Expansion)
Malarplasty (Cheekbone Reduction)
V-Line Surgery
Tracheal Shave
Hairline Lowering Surgery
Temple Reduction Surgery
Jaw Advancement Surgery
Orthognathic Surgery
Submental Liposuction
Fat Grafting (Body)
Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL)
Abdominoplasty (Tummy Tuck)
Liposuction
Thigh Lift
Arm Lift
Breast Augmentation
Breast Reduction
Breast Lift (Mastopexy)
Calf Implants
Pectoral Implants
Body Contouring Surgery
Labiaplasty
Clitoral Hood Reduction
Penile Enlargement Surgery
Scar Revision Surgery
Skin Grafting
Dermabrasion
Laser Resurfacing
Microneedling
Chemical Peel
Ear Lobe Repair
Nipple Reduction Surgery
Areola Reduction Surgery
Belly Button Reshaping (Umbilicoplasty)
Reverse Abdominoplasty
Superficial Musculoaponeurotic System (SMAS) Facelift
Deep Plane Facelift
Midface Lift
Thread Lift
Endoscopic Brow Lift
Lower Blepharoplasty
Upper Blepharoplasty
Transconjunctival Blepharoplasty
Asian Blepharoplasty (Double Eyelid Surgery)
Alarplasty
Dorsal Hump Reduction
Tip Plasty
Septoplasty
Lipofilling
Lipoabdominoplasty
High-Definition Liposuction
Laser Liposuction
VASER Liposuction
BodyTite Liposuction
J-Plasma Skin Tightening
Mommy Makeover Surgery
Reverse BBL
Hip Augmentation
Waist Reduction Surgery
Deltoid Implants
Bicep Implants
Thigh Implants
Gluteal Implants
Buttock Lift
CoolSculpting (Non-Surgical Fat Reduction)
Kybella (Non-Surgical Double Chin Reduction)
Jaw Angle Enhancement Surgery
Chin Wing Osteotomy
Medial Epicanthoplasty
Lateral Epicanthoplasty
Gore-Tex Nasal Implant
Cartilage Graft Rhinoplasty
Autologous Rib Graft Rhinoplasty
Ear Reconstruction Surgery
Earlobe Reduction Surgery
Cartilage Shaving Rhinoplasty
Paranasal Augmentation
Cheekbone Augmentation
Orbital Decompression Surgery
Buccinator Myectomy
Laser Vein Removal
CO2 Laser Skin Resurfacing
Fractional Laser Skin Resurfacing
Mohs Surgery (for Skin Cancer Removal)
Hydrafacial (Non-Surgical Skin Treatment)
Platelet-Rich Plasma (PRP) Therapy
Stem Cell Facelift
Ultherapy (Non-Surgical Skin Tightening)
Silhouette InstaLift
Aptos Thread Lift
Ellanse Filler (Collagen Stimulation Filler)
Sculptra Butt Lift
Non-Surgical Jaw Contouring (Fillers)
Non-Surgical Nose Job (Liquid Rhinoplasty)
Cryolipolysis (Fat Freezing)
Laser Skin Tightening
CoolMini (Double Chin Reduction)
Tattoo Removal Surgery
Dimpleplasty
Dorsal Reduction Surgery
Orbital Rim Augmentation
Mentalis Muscle Repositioning
Mewing Surgery (Maxillomandibular Advancement)
Rib Removal Surgery
Mandible Width Reduction
Perioral Dermabrasion
Forehead Reduction Surgery
Facial Feminization Surgery (FFS)
Facial Masculinization Surgery (FMS)
Nerve Grafting for Smile Restoration
Lip Corner Lift
Corrugator Muscle Removal (Glabellar Line Reduction)
Temporal Hollow Augmentation
Nasolabial Fold Correction
Marionette Line Surgery
Thread Brow Lift
Laser Blepharoplasty
Collagen Induction Therapy
Reverse Brow Lift
Periorbital Fat Grafting
Orbital Rim Reduction
Cheek Hollowing Surgery
Lip Tenting Surgery
Vermilion Border Enhancement
Gummy Smile Reduction
Non-Surgical Masseter Reduction (RF/Ultrasound)
Orbital Augmentation Surgery
Subnasal Lip Lift
Orbital Rim Reduction
Laryngeal Reduction Surgery (Adam’s Apple Reduction)
Reverse Buccal Fat Surgery (Fat Grafting)
Eyebrow Transplant
Hair Transplant (FUE/FUT)
Beard Transplant
Chest Masculinization Surgery
Voice Feminization Surgery
Voice Deepening Surgery
Bilateral Forearm Fasciocutaneous Phalloplasty
Scrotoplasty
Hip Reduction Surgery
Hand Rejuvenation Surgery
Tendon Lengthening Surgery (For Height Increase)
Calf Reduction Surgery
Lower Eyelid Rejuvenation
Medial Canthoplasty
Lateral Canthoplasty
Cheiloplasty (Lip Surgery)
Thread Chin Lift
Dermal Fat Grafting
Non-Surgical Face Contouring (HIFU/RF)
Exosome Skin Therapy
Radiofrequency Microneedling
Cellulite Removal Surgery
Stretch Mark Removal Surgery
Zygomatic Reduction Surgery
Collarbone Reduction Surgery
Reverse Face Lift
Ablative Laser Resurfacing
Endoscopic Midface Lift
Artificial Muscle Implant Surgery
Non-Surgical BBL (Sculptra Filler)
Gluteal Ptosis Correction
Thigh Gap Surgery
Achilles Tendon Lengthening for Height Increase
Jaw Fracture Reconstruction
Skin Tightening Surgery (Body)
Full Body Lift
Facial Fat Removal Surgery
Custom 3D-Printed Facial Implants
Epidermal Peeling Surgery
Tattoo Excision Surgery
Hairline Advancement Surgery
Zygomatic Bone Advancement
Tragus Reconstruction Surgery
Temporal Lift
Non-Surgical Lip Plumping (Hyaluronic Acid)
Brow Bone Reduction Surgery
Eyelash Implant Surgery
Dynamic Smile Surgery
Asian V-Line Surgery
Lip Flip Surgery
Orbital Decompression Surgery
Smile Line Lift
Gore-Tex Facial Implant Surgery
Upper Lip Shortening Surgery
Full Facial Contouring Surgery
Eyebrow Bone Augmentation
Customized Titanium Facial Implant Surgery
DaddyCain
Bronze
- Joined
- Jan 11, 2025
- Posts
- 357
- Reputation
- 294
Send pictures before ascending.
DaddyCain
Bronze
- Joined
- Jan 11, 2025
- Posts
- 357
- Reputation
- 294
You forgot Brain transplant. I can see that he urgently needs one.
try2beme
Runaway
- Joined
- Mar 21, 2023
- Posts
- 41,209
- Reputation
- 53,733
None are good
xevuxia
Cogito ergo sum
- Joined
- Jun 16, 2024
- Posts
- 6,371
- Reputation
- 8,368
One lobotomy and Funky became Einstein and Newton at the same time
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #31
Got me caging at reverse bbl nahhh
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #32
Bro I am true adam I do not need bimax. Bimax needs me @xevuxia tell hom
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #33
Tattoo removal JFL qhat tattoos? How much does all that shit even cost? 2 million usd?
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #34
Low key limb lengthening surgery has highest roi
xevuxia
Cogito ergo sum
- Joined
- Jun 16, 2024
- Posts
- 6,371
- Reputation
- 8,368
Nigga bigga he is literally a Quantum Casanova
xevuxia
Cogito ergo sum
- Joined
- Jun 16, 2024
- Posts
- 6,371
- Reputation
- 8,368
USD 1.5 million to USD 3 million or more
MaksBobi
ascension in progress,i will be second true apollo
- Joined
- Jun 27, 2025
- Posts
- 10,000
- Reputation
- 8,249
hmm
D
Deleted member 235541
Iron
- Joined
- Sep 27, 2025
- Posts
- 58
- Reputation
- 20
This list is so left skewed. Most people look better than 7 but nowhere close to 8
cyrux234
Gold
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2025
- Posts
- 880
- Reputation
- 1,092
Solid hmtn
Glorious King
Trading my sanity for ascension
- Joined
- Jun 21, 2025
- Posts
- 3,726
- Reputation
- 6,944
Idk @Jattgymmaxx kinda mogs you NGL
currycelll
Bronze
- Joined
- Mar 18, 2024
- Posts
- 364
- Reputation
- 338
Mirin the goatee looks way better than shaved
aerooooo
🙀
- Joined
- Jan 4, 2024
- Posts
- 1,354
- Reputation
- 971
L
Looksmatch??? are you gay
NoaA99
Kraken
- Joined
- Oct 18, 2022
- Posts
- 3,220
- Reputation
- 3,269
No offence, but girls would probably identify you as gay judging solely by your looks.
RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2023
- Posts
- 16,876
- Reputation
- 13,789
- OP
- #44
I look straight
